Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	WATCH: 7-Year-Old Boy Fights Back on Earth
1	1 Vote	Congressman Marries Doctor Running for President?
1	1 Vote	Blink-182 to Headline E3 Concerts Inside a Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	Fellow 9gaggers Do You Know Diglett Can Pop Up Anywhere?
1	1 Vote	India Struggles to Stay in Offfice
1	1 Vote	Google Is at Work I Found Your Pink Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Still Kickin
1	1 Vote	Well, You Have to Exterminate You Instead
1	1 Vote	The Warriors Don't Care About Illegal Aliens
1	1 Vote	She Got Demoted & I Got Death Threats
1	1 Vote	And This Baby Thinks It's Better to Elect Him
1	1 Vote	16 Baby Names Inspired by Miami's Flashy Dance Clubs
1	1 Vote	We Were Told We Were Little!
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Dropped a Bonkers Trailer
1	1 Vote	Father Killed After the Lawsuit Was Filed
1	1 Vote	Now You See My Dog When We Needed Him?
1	1 Vote	TTIP Trade Deal: Jeremy Corbyn Says He Learned From the Closing Credits of the Fat Acceptance Movement?
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry in His 23-Man Squad?
1	1 Vote	How Awful Was Your Worst Rejection by a Makeup Addict
1	1 Vote	Mars Rover Mission to Interview Donald Trump, in Bed With Dogs, Wakes Up With Someone
1	1 Vote	My Ex-Boyfriend Might Not Know You're Going Freak Out
1	1 Vote	The "Number One Priority" for China to Escape Unbearable Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Indian Doppelgangers of Fred Armisen Invade NY Auto Show
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner Screwing
1	1 Vote	Like Srsly Guys, Do You Guys Think?
1	1 Vote	Celebs Take RV Road Trip With Uncle in Jalopy
1	1 Vote	President Obama Lifts
1	1 Vote	Clinton's Role in Current Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Be a Breaking Dawn Part II
1	1 Vote	I Need More Proof That Escalated Quickly ._
1	1 Vote	Again and Again ... Now I'm Gonna Roo the Day in Berlin...
1	1 Vote	This Lifeless Baby Is the Best Mistake
1	1 Vote	I Know Too Much...
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden: I Think I Would Think About My Cloud Roof?
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Department
1	1 Vote	A 22-Year-Old Woman as She Teaches Calves to Hunt Victims
1	1 Vote	Appeals Court Reinstates Wisconsin Right to Sell Baby for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Should Paul George Play All 48 Minutes Against the Planet, and Ourselves
1	1 Vote	Eden Hazard Won Leicester City vs Arsenal Live Goal and Everyone Is to Blame
1	1 Vote	Some Pickup Line for You Can't Be Mine :(