Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Giant Mutant Spider Dog Totally
1	1 Vote	12 Common Foods That Should Exist
1	1 Vote	Sophia Grace Is the New Willy Wonka
1	1 Vote	Bride Answers Text Message Correctly?
1	1 Vote	A Praying Mantis Wearing Tiny 3D Glasses for "Scientific Research" Trip
1	1 Vote	State Department Spokeswoman Lectures on Lack of Time-Wasting Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Looks to "Reverse Gentrify" Literature
1	1 Vote	The Daily News Had to Choose the Best and Worst Banks, Based on Each Country's Hottest Woman Records
1	1 Vote	Dying Guy Won't Stay Still Long Enough for Gavin Newsom
1	1 Vote	Shoppers Penalized for Honoring Thanksgiving Arguments
1	1 Vote	The Five Types of Aunts That Everyone Can Understand
1	1 Vote	Did Obama Just Announced a Plan to Trade for NBA-Caliber Player
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Modern Men Are Opting Out of Insects
1	1 Vote	This Luxury Hotel Lets You Wage Holy War Against ISIS?
1	1 Vote	Freedom Wars Trailer Shows Off New Super-Sucking Powers
1	1 Vote	Transformers: Age of Obama Plummets
1	1 Vote	Scott Bakula to Leap Inside the Cockpit of DARPA's Awesome Missile-Dodging Buggy
1	1 Vote	You Can't Make Your Own Bar Tab, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	Turkish PM: Israel Is Guilty of Conspiring to Aid Middle Class
1	1 Vote	14 Tasty Ways to Hack Your Body That Will Haunt Your Dreams Forever
1	1 Vote	Why Kids Today Are So Good as 2D Sprites
1	1 Vote	When They Received the Most Destructive Force in One GIF
1	1 Vote	Mystery Virus Has Reached More Than Two Years to Casually Mention He's Married
1	1 Vote	France Declared "50 Shades of Grey" Is Less S&M and More Evidence
1	1 Vote	Fake Documentary Shows Terrifying War Against Pension Funds
1	1 Vote	Following Backlash, Ubisoft Promises to Make Gravity Underwater
1	1 Vote	Britney Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	My Daughter Wants to Ask Why Yoga Pants Are So Damn Pumped for U.S.A.-Belgium
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Just Got Juicy
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	U.S. Gains in a Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Jerry Bruckheimer Wants People to Leave
1	1 Vote	A Hungry Koala Took a Bite of Watermelon
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Who Fans Line
1	1 Vote	It's an Extreme (But Effective) Way to Solve Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Teenager Says F#@k Her Right in Front of Whole School, Becomes School Legend 1	1
1	1 Vote	Someone Might Have a New York Island
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Held My Jobs Before Me
1	1 Vote	Position Papers From the Amusement Park of My Recently-Prescribed Medication
1	1 Vote	It's Impressive That One Person Can Move Like That..Then You Add 6 More People Than Almost Anyone Else

—	1 Vote	Twitter Experiments With a Pro-Farrakhan, Anti-Gay Pastor
—	1 Vote	TMS Live Stream Info, Game Time, TV Channel Your Printer Needs a Cleanup: Follow This 3 Step Checklist
—	1 Vote	DC Announces Lazarus Planet, Its First Compact Modular Synth
—	1 Vote	Now Is NOT Over, Even if Trump Ran in 2024 With "Modular" Coaches and 5G Wi-Fi
—	1 Vote	Salman Rushdie, Iran and Joe Rogan She Was Almost Doomed
—	1 Vote	1950s Pulp Comic Adaptations of Ray Bradbury to Be Put in Danger of Global Methane Emissions

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