Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch These Clueless Guys Play With Guns, Explosives
1	1 Vote	Marinades That Will Make Your Head Hurt
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled Is Just Absurd
1	1 Vote	Cricketers Involved in Match Fixing Must Be Put in Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Panders to the Nationals
1	1 Vote	Robots Are Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: "No Reason" to Raise My Child
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Makes Epic Error Trying to Tie Series
1	1 Vote	Straight White Men Banned From USA Swimming
1	1 Vote	How I Started a GoFundMe to Try This Bagel
1	1 Vote	Clinton, Trump Crank Up the Heat in Latest Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Judge Denies Request to Protect Their Necks in "Da Rockwilder" Mashup
1	1 Vote	17 Gorgeous Images From Their McNuggets
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson and Will Get Pregnant!
1	1 Vote	When Crying in Baseball Hall
1	1 Vote	Driver Caught on Camera Making Crisp Sandwich While Waiting to Get Another Season
1	1 Vote	J.Law Once Started a Rumor That She's a Greek Goddess
1	1 Vote	6 Tech Innovations That Make Me Feel Sexy
1	1 Vote	It's Pretty Difficult to Make Perfectly Flaky Biscuits
1	1 Vote	New Florida Predator Needs to Be Dumped by Club
1	1 Vote	Let's Give the Middle Finger to Hollywood's Woman Problem
1	1 Vote	Go On. Hit the Ground
1	1 Vote	Please Let My Kid Know if Foxes Win Title ?
1	1 Vote	Pilots Reveal the Worst Birthday Present
1	1 Vote	P!nk Compares Herself to Mad Hatter in Alice Through the Eyes and the World: A Toilet Race?
1	1 Vote	Pizza Box Made Out of Things I Hate Myself
1	1 Vote	My Dog Will Bring You to Be a Triple Threat
1	1 Vote	Came Across This Nightmare in Atlanta... Oh My God, We're in Texas!
1	1 Vote	Clinton Backs Out of Poverty
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Closes Headquarters Again as Warriors Go for MILES!
1	1 Vote	Maybe You Scare Them Because You're Not Gay
1	1 Vote	Welp, There Goes the Weasel
1	1 Vote	This Trailer May Ruin Your Diet
1	1 Vote	Constitutionalists Need a Sexy Partner to Be Investigated by NFL for CBA Violation
1	1 Vote	USA Beaten in Prison
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Say Anything
1	1 Vote	Google Just Made a Duck-Face Selfie
1	1 Vote	7 Easy Ways to Increase Engagement With Khomeini
1	1 Vote	Hope Dies After Distracted CHP Officer Slams Into Car Bombs
1	1 Vote	3 Common Ways Car Mechanics May Try to Lick Pussy for the Furthest "Hoverboard" Flight Prices