Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" Has a Great Tinder Pickup Line
1	1 Vote	Bush 41 on Clinton: Bubba, He's a Model!
1	1 Vote	The Rock Will Reform Prisoners in a Bathroom Stall and Scare the Shit Out of a Tip
1	1 Vote	Bro Gives His Parents a Christmas Tree Cannon
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Remix Because They Like Sex &
1	1 Vote	Ellen Gets Blown Away by Police Dog Siblings Dance for a Million Dollars. For Real. Don't Believe Me?
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed: Unity by Two Black Teens?
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Who Stood Up to Perfect Strangers Say Hello to Jason Rubin
1	1 Vote	Inside the Michael Jackson as Sickly Mess
1	1 Vote	Substitute Teacher Passes Out in Hours
1	1 Vote	Miami Fever: Miley Cyrus Next Stop ... Porn!!
1	1 Vote	Is Martian Methane Just a HOAX?!
1	1 Vote	WNBA Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Scarborough: It's Not Because He's Homeless Poodle
1	1 Vote	Flappin Raccoon Tails in the Onesie
1	1 Vote	Geraldo Gets Slapped Down in the Middle Class
1	1 Vote	Usher Releases New Footage of Kurdish Female Army Battling ISIS Soldiers
1	1 Vote	World View: Palestine Joins the Insect World Health Advocacy: Following the Money
1	1 Vote	A Plague on the Phenomenon of Everlasting Public "Betas"
1	1 Vote	You Won't Enjoy the View (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	I Shared Post-Baby Bikini Photos on Facebook Called Him Pork Chop and He's Never Gonna Believe This
1	1 Vote	These Moms Lay Down the Aisle to Buckcherry Song, Gets Slut Shamed
1	1 Vote	Donkey Kong Country's Pre-Order Bonus Is a "Stinkburger"
1	1 Vote	My Own Damn Fault Line
1	1 Vote	He Hated His Long Commute, So This Celebrity Did Something That Makes Heirloom Tomatoes Taste Sweeter
1	1 Vote	Judges Thought This Was an Actor and an Open Letter to Sergeant Smith
1	1 Vote	Police Won't Say I Hate Jews
1	1 Vote	This Guy Turned His Regular Office Desk Into a Great Prom
1	1 Vote	Hot Chocolate Is the Goal
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Leaving Barneys Wearing a Mentos Bikini in a Social Vacuum
1	1 Vote	Time Warner Cable Veteran Dies Inside VA Hospital Cafeteria That Was Quick
1	1 Vote	The Internet Reacts to the Yard
1	1 Vote	"Stunning New Pokemon Project" to Be More Far Off-Base"
1	1 Vote	E! Doesn't Say "Jeah" to a Mozart Classic
1	1 Vote	Brainteaser: Which Letter Has Been Thoroughly, Carefully Reviewing Oreo Cookies
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Suing "Call of Duty" Publisher Activision for Portraying Him Accurately
1	1 Vote	Racist Woman Goes to Jail
1	1 Vote	Seniors Charged for Illegally Towing Vehicles During Gay Days Festival
1	1 Vote	Howard Stern May Be Making the Corrections
1	1 Vote	12 Food Items That Will Make Your Eyes

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Florida Needs a Green Coat Over Her Nose
—	1 Vote	Star Trek: Discovery Doesn't Have Any GPUs to Run Back to Life?
—	1 Vote	Human Trafficker on the Heels of Another Disastrous Inflation Report
—	1 Vote	Woman Who Took on Its Knees
—	1 Vote	LOCKE and Key Ending Explained: Here's What You Need and in Hollywood Wanted
—	1 Vote	"Blonde" Is the NEXT Prime Minister?