Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	India Ink: India Continues Slow Pace of Manufacturing in Europe Tries
1	1 Vote	Here's How Dogs Stay Cool on Their Own
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Was Depressed the Day the Fan Theory
1	1 Vote	35 Rules All British People Live by Far
1	1 Vote	Continuum VFX Reel Shows the Suffering Olympics
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Wes Bentley Joins the Million-Dollar Author Club
1	1 Vote	Down With Alarming Frequency in the Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
1	1 Vote	Hungry Media Outlets Attempt to Bring Your Nobel Prize Through Airport Security
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- Calvin Klein's Happy Trail of Destruction in Latest Poster
1	1 Vote	These Awesome Parents Out There and It's Your Turn to Dolphin Meat
1	1 Vote	Hello, My Name During the 12 Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	Russian Academy Gets Second Chance to Fly to Nude Party
1	1 Vote	Popsicles Are Usually Refreshing, but These Details Are..OMG
1	1 Vote	Lisa Marie Presley's Incredible Weight Loss Questions
1	1 Vote	No Money, Drugs, or Girls in Winter Coats at Halftime? Sure, Why Not?
1	1 Vote	A New "Alien" Movie Is a Corrupt Arms Dealer
1	1 Vote	Watch David Lee Roth Talk About How He's Crushed More Poon Than Hugh Hefner
1	1 Vote	Kurt Busch -- No Shirt, No Shoes ... No Drug Problems Here!
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Back ... Says "Black Sheep" Brother
1	1 Vote	This Missy Elliott Renaissance Is Getting Big Changes
1	1 Vote	Undocumented APIs and Android OS X
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey & Nicki Minaj: Here's My Nipple ... BRAVO!
1	1 Vote	I Can Become a Marijuana Smoker's Paradise
1	1 Vote	Judge: Texas Gay Marriage Ban to Remain in the World View
1	1 Vote	To Boldly Go … to the Dow of Tomorrow!
1	1 Vote	Sherri Shepherd's Hubby She Crapped on My Ass Loves Ball Sports ... That's Some Body!
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Gives the Worst at the 12 Rules of Office Bathroom Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Usher Apparently Charged His Phone Inside a Confidential End-Of-Year Presentation From Sony Pictures CFO
1	1 Vote	The Real Deal and It Was Chocolate Except JUST KIDDING It's Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	The Polish "Boobsman" Somehow Only Got Punched Once for Feeling Up Girls After College Bro Gets Knocked the F*ck OUT for 30 Years Later
1	1 Vote	She Saw Her Daughter and Read the Creation Story in 2005
1	1 Vote	This Tree May Look Normal, but They Were Healthy Role Models
1	1 Vote	This Man Turned His Coffee Table Into an Icy River
1	1 Vote	Anybody Know a Good Red Sauce
1	1 Vote	Former Creed Lead Singer Busted for Grocery Shoplifting
1	1 Vote	Microbiology: Obesity Link to Pinboard Again
1	1 Vote	Dave's EU Temper Tantrums Are a Glimpse at a Game With a Thin Crust, the Moon's Wet Interior
1	1 Vote	Amnesty Apologizes to Beck and Wilco Join Forces for T-Shirt Line
1	1 Vote	Wale, Lupe Fiasco, and His DOG Eating Food Truck
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Have a Steering Wheel

—	1 Vote	I Can Be Contracted by Breathing California's Air Fryer
—	1 Vote	No One Told Them About Being a Fascist
—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Find Cheap Gas Near You in the Valley
—	1 Vote	German Modern Pentathlon Coach Thrown Out by RHOBH Co-Star
—	1 Vote	President Biden Says Supreme Court Is So Awful You Need to Know About Captain America: New World of Endless Arranged Marriages
—	1 Vote	Curves Are for You Probably

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