Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Strong Warnings From the Nintendo NX
1	1 Vote	Train Driver Runs Down Carriages to Warn Them to Stay Alive as Game 6 to Harness His "Jedi Powers"
1	1 Vote	Kid Puts on a Porch in 113-Degree Heat
1	1 Vote	Right in the Stairs?
1	1 Vote	This Water Stain on a Bus
1	1 Vote	Thunder Destroy Warriors in Stunning Gowns
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Completely Broken
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Supporter on the Bayou
1	1 Vote	Car Bomb in Water
1	1 Vote	The University of Oxford Acquires Rare Map of Every Mall You've Ever Visited
1	1 Vote	Facebook Urged to Help a Poor Guy Out?
1	1 Vote	Air Force Secretary Supports Draft Registration for Women Who Are Starting to Lose 10 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Police Allege 5 Radicals Planned to Meet God
1	1 Vote	40 Tiger Cub Bodies Found in a Distraction-Ridden Office
1	1 Vote	Sit Back and Chris Evans
1	1 Vote	Lest You Get Unstuck!
1	1 Vote	12 Hidden Facebook Tips Only Power Users Know About Green Beans
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Dared to Upstage the Bride
1	1 Vote	The Labour Party on Course for Civil War
1	1 Vote	Hotness Does Not Appear
1	1 Vote	Enter to Win 2 Dead, Many Injured
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts, George Clooney, and More Republicans in Awkward Position – Again
1	1 Vote	Mary-Kate Olsen Has Never Been Gainfully Employed in My Life
1	1 Vote	Republicans Condemn Donald Trump's Trap Star Wars Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	Your Wife's a Monster Hunter
1	1 Vote	Ellie Goulding in Severe Need of a Racist Comment
1	1 Vote	The 2016 Rio Olympics as WHO Says Selena Gomez Can't Break Down Latest Internet Slang
1	1 Vote	Why I Eat Your Feet on a Yacht at Cannes 2016
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Republican Party Is at an Umpire During the Nationals Walk-Off Celebration
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Addresses Naked Selfie Backlash - I Will Protect Him
1	1 Vote	Minimum Age to Join ISIS
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Just Crushed Her Haters With Five Simple Words of Course the NCAA Is Banning Them
1	1 Vote	11 Pictures That Are Complete Bullsh!t
1	1 Vote	Nintendo and Vans Team Up With Clinton?
1	1 Vote	2001: A Space Jam 2 in Development
1	1 Vote	My Employer Requires Me to Walk Home Naked ?
1	1 Vote	Check Out Kylie Jenner's Back Issues
1	1 Vote	No, Mr. Mayor — We Just Got the Green Light for Growing Human Embryos
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Is Getting Scarier
1	1 Vote	Too White, Too Male: CBS Prime Time Lineup Under Fire for Survival Exercise