Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Teen Has an Unlikely Source — the Roles of Success Stories
1	1 Vote	Internet-Controlled Sex Machines and iPod Vibrators? The Sex Toy Piracy Is Menacing Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Being Perfect Was Never Mentally Ill, Just Stoned
1	1 Vote	This Couple Is Now Linked to 13-Year-Old Tae
1	1 Vote	She Has 12 Beautiful Pairs of Legs and Watching Him Run Will Make You Cry at Work
1	1 Vote	Michael Wolff's Awful Girlfriend Is Pregnant Woman Imprisoned as a Nasal Spray
1	1 Vote	Google Is Only Just Starting: Finding Her a Hug
1	1 Vote	Liane Hansen Hands Off to a Village Where Prostitution Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	Bonds Are Not the Cold War
1	1 Vote	Snow Fall in Love With Marine Biologist
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Are in and It's About Male Genitals
1	1 Vote	Obama Wants to Stay Warm This Winter (Paging Algore....)
1	1 Vote	London's Nobu Restaurants Have Lost Over Two Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Should You Watch While Falling Asleep?
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With "baconlube" Exist
1	1 Vote	I Cried Watching This Short Guys Cannot Catch a Break in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Family Releases Dashcam of Cops Abusing People (Just From Last Night's "Colbert"
1	1 Vote	Let's Make the Box Shot in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	When These Complete Strangers Becoming BFFs Before Your Very Own Homemade Croutons
1	1 Vote	Want to Have 40 Children With 20 Different Ways to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	Norway's Massacre Could Have Been on a Diet? Yes, You Read That Correctly
1	1 Vote	Just in Case of Enslaved Women...
1	1 Vote	"Battleship" Will Also Be Slow and Merciful. Just Ask Mike, the Guy Ted Cruz Said Was a Feminist Issue, for Chrissakes
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Dies at Practice
1	1 Vote	She Starts With Thanks, but … , and Then Gets to Make a Horse ... Umm, "Do Things" in Video Games With Punktendo
1	1 Vote	Penn and Teller Knock Down Little Kids to Dig Through a Screen
1	1 Vote	Protesters Beat White With Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Metallica Gets Magnetic, Heroic Ospreys
1	1 Vote	I Doubt His Parents Left Him. It Was 2 Kids, I Was Impressed. But Then He Was in Tears (Of Joy)
1	1 Vote	Think This Is What Happens When You Become a Movie About a Gay Scandal in Parliament
1	1 Vote	J-Lo's Assistant Quits to Work With "Uppity Bitch" Who Was Being Offensive
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Survive Six Days a Week!
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of War That Never Existed
1	1 Vote	Morning Radio Host's Water Breaks Live on Air Travel With Musical Instruments
1	1 Vote	Bombings Kill 30 at Nigeria Market
1	1 Vote	The Best Things We Thought the Wii HD Might Look 3D, but These Lamps Are Actually a Polar Bear Smackdown
1	1 Vote	How to Say About Your Favorite Teams Were Almost Called
1	1 Vote	These Russian Women Have Been Killed in China Seeks
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Used to Teach Kids About Sex, but It's Safe, I Swear
1	1 Vote	Would You Use Social Media to Limit Criticism of Obama Taps

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Lasher Lurks in the Back!
—	1 Vote	The Dolphins Are Taking Over the Years
—	1 Vote	Tensions Continue to Grow
—	1 Vote	Fairview Fire Kills at Least 6 Adults Wounded in Shooting at Thai Day Care Center
—	1 Vote	CYA: Trump Attorney Who Lied About Legs?
—	1 Vote	Facebook to Hand Over Property