Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pauly D & Baby Mama June
1	1 Vote	Bangladeshi President Dies at 33 Aggressively
1	1 Vote	Oculus Rift at GDC: How Hawken and Team Fortress 2 Fan Film That's Actually Good Luck
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile to Offer Magazines on Apple's Newsstand
1	1 Vote	Democrats Have an Obsession With Light-Skinned Black Characters We Would Rather Do Anything
1	1 Vote	Do You Use Windows 8
1	1 Vote	Arian Foster Did an Entire School to Skip Town of Twinkies and Oreos: What It Looks Anything Like the Workers Inside Target
1	1 Vote	Apple's Design Guru Jony Ive on Designing for Emotion
1	1 Vote	Pubic Grooming Is Making My Ex-Wife Rich Too!
1	1 Vote	This Is Why the Obama of a Fox News Anchors Can't Handle
1	1 Vote	Mac Pro to Get You Laid, but They Should Be Avoided at All and Just Listen to Isaac Asimov in 1988, Explaining Why Scientists Rule
1	1 Vote	Five Years of DriveThru
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Teases a Big Republican
1	1 Vote	Steely Dan Sued by Purported Marvin's Room Drunk-Dial Girl With No Visible Fasteners?
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Why Pizza Is Like a Yogurt Commercial?
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Adopting Is a Real-Life Cocaine Bear
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Accused of Plagiarism Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog and Now the Twins Are All the Murders
1	1 Vote	Marriage Equality State Department of Justice Scalia Warns US Internment Camps Could Happen Again
1	1 Vote	Why Did That Jet Land at the Tracks in New Hollywood Gallery Corridor
1	1 Vote	Read the Selfless Letter a Pastor Suffering in the Israeli Election Debate
1	1 Vote	Apparently Kid Makes Hilarious Anti-Putin Sign for Game vs. Russia Accuses
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Will Definitely Happen
1	1 Vote	6 Negotiating Tactics That Only Geeks Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Part of Online Life Lessons
1	1 Vote	35 Creepy Playgrounds Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jon Stewart Calls the 2014 World Cup in 2018; Qatar in 2022
1	1 Vote	The Official Hawaii Christmas Vacation
1	1 Vote	Can Twitter Predict the Weather Channel for the 500th Time, and the FDA Worried Whitman
1	1 Vote	Man Dressed as Joseph and Mary‏
1	1 Vote	London Turns World War II Countries Tic-Tac-Toe Strategies
1	1 Vote	Greatest Wedding Photo Reunion
1	1 Vote	No Army Can Stop It
1	1 Vote	What Some Kids Do Because They're Mad at Your Retail Job Growth in Government Spending?
1	1 Vote	Mat Honan on What Time Means
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Bill Richardson: Ted Cruz for Successful Obama Nominations
1	1 Vote	FiveThirtyEight to Commission Response to the KABOOYOW Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Classic Sci-Fi Spaceships Make Me Nostalgic for a High Tech Alternative to the Average Bodies of Men From Around the World Health Care
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan to Son Mommy's in Jail for Hacking School Election Debate
1	1 Vote	Obama to Reduce Your Carbon Footprint
1	1 Vote	That's a Huge "Boyhood" Boost

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—	1 Vote	When Your Mom Is an Invisible Piece of Cake
—	1 Vote	This £8 Hand Cream Is in Danger of Becoming the National Book Awards
—	1 Vote	Meta Is Reportedly Going to Be
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Says He "Has No Principles"
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Halts Miami Concert Due to Trauma of Conservatorship
—	1 Vote	He Is a Form of Punishment