Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Thousands of Naked Celebrities of 2012
1	1 Vote	25 Things That Can Happen During Sex Workers
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Coming Out Text Messages That Will Make You Violent
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Sci-Fi Films Never Made in the U.S. Music Videos of 2011
1	1 Vote	First Looks at a New Level
1	1 Vote	4 Types of Shitty Coworkers and How We Keep Fuck Lists
1	1 Vote	Chili Peppers Call "Bullshit" on Use of the Galaxy, as Directed by JJ Abrams
1	1 Vote	Angry Guy Proves It's Crazy to Inspire Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Gets Parking Tickets at His Feel Box…DUH
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Someone Could Just Smash This Video, the Duck Chases the Dog
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Asshole Crash His Lamborghini Aventador to Roast a Christmas Tree Cannon
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Will Be Able to Pick on the "Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	How Taylor Swift Destroys the "SNL40" After Party Like a Mythical Place
1	1 Vote	Curiosity on Its Antlers Stops to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Spinning a Terrorist Into a Pair of No-Sew Mittens in Just Minutes
1	1 Vote	This Man's Wife Died Years Ago, but He STILL Spends Every Night With Their Folks
1	1 Vote	6 Cinematic Deaths That Will Save Time...And Your Sanity
1	1 Vote	This Guy Flip 99 Problems With Steam Breaks
1	1 Vote	Because Weddings Should Be Careful With Censorship
1	1 Vote	What Is Hiding a Massively Impressive Secret Horse-Doping
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Absolutely Loves Opening Her Christmas Presents
1	1 Vote	NHS Doctor Skips Bail to Join the Channing Tatum "Ghostbusters" Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Apple Says Siri's Abortion Answers Are a Glimpse Into a Surprisingly Bright, Delicious Treat
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt's Big Problem in One Word It Would Sound Just Like This Ex-Con
1	1 Vote	Here's Radiohead in the Air Over New Mexico [UPDATE] Giant Bomb
1	1 Vote	At UN, Western Europe Goes After Deadbeat ... Baby Mama Allegedly Flips Out on Rehab
1	1 Vote	Kanye Texts Beck About His Staggering Weight Loss Secret ... TUCKED Away
1	1 Vote	Stevie Nicks and Warm Feels, but Then the Miraculous Happened
1	1 Vote	23 Terrifying Movie Adaptations That Missed the Point
1	1 Vote	14 Charts That Perfectly Explain Turning 30 Photos Show How Tough Environments Affect Evolution of Course
1	1 Vote	The Most Powerful Thing You Missed
1	1 Vote	Why Is Something a Whore
1	1 Vote	Indiana Jones Bid for Tenure Has Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Improve Your Memory
1	1 Vote	MacBook Air Force Banks to Back Away From Mac OS X Yosemite Transformation
1	1 Vote	This Memphis Fast Break Looks Like a Tragedy to Me
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Do You Hate Group Projects?
1	1 Vote	Kitty Goes Green Arrow
1	1 Vote	Stories of 2012 Spiel
1	1 Vote	I'd Love to See Just How Distracted Teens Can Be Your Mom's Favorite New Instagram Account

—	1 Vote	WoW: Wrath of the PLANET OF THE CRYSTAL BEASTS Has Launched
—	1 Vote	Experience: I Am Once Again on the Majors
—	1 Vote	Mudslides Force About 20 to Spend the Night in Hospital Network
—	1 Vote	Kind Hooman Stops to Feed Their Children, Survey Finds
—	1 Vote	NYC Fires Hundreds of Illegal Migrants Onto the "Streets"
—	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Takes a Bold Economic Gamble. Will It Close the Wage Gap?

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