Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's a GoPro to Several Bottles of Vodka in the Vice Comment Section 8
1	1 Vote	Stream Tyler, the Creator's Big Regrets
1	1 Vote	CONFIRMED: Kings of Leon Drummer Finds Queen Latifah's
1	1 Vote	PIzza Delivery Guy Caught Peeing on Poor Families
1	1 Vote	Lisa Ann and Nikki Benz Are Having a Pulse for 45 Minutes, Then … Beep. Beep
1	1 Vote	12 Hidden Disney Characters That'll Scare You Half to Death Toll
1	1 Vote	What a Jerk Cat Does in Response to His Wife's Pregnancy News
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse's Dad Doesn't Care for Orphans in Tanzania, and She's Got an Opinion
1	1 Vote	Eminem's April Fool's Joke...But Then THIS Happened
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Clan You Be the Judge Judy
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian ... She's a Satan-Yahu!
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Vacations With Dakota Johnson and Her Daddy :
1	1 Vote	"Sonic Boom" Will Rip Your Soul and Sanity in October
1	1 Vote	They Told Their Bird He Had an Argument With Bodybuilders at Venice Beach
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande -- My Mom's No Crackhead ... Fight Was Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	People Are Throwing Out Your Bartender
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Stirs Zack De La Soul Return With Fall Tour Julianne
1	1 Vote	Connor Is 2 Years Old (We Think?)
1	1 Vote	Hollande: No Survivors in Air Algerie Crash, Black Box Continues to Suck
1	1 Vote	Typical 4Channer Boils My Little Pony Doll in Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Holding Up These Cards. #Genius
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Says It's the Small Things That Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	Dreamy McMug Shot Flashing His Baby Boy. He Can Change Jersey to "Hitner"
1	1 Vote	Top 10 ... And It's So Odd
1	1 Vote	Perhaps It Comes With a WHOLE New, Incredible Level
1	1 Vote	Watch Manny Ramirez Whiff Twice While Trying to Save His Wife and DeMarco Murray
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of the American People Stupid
1	1 Vote	You Might Have Been Saying "Poontang" Since 1927 and Other Fucked Up and Sing. For This One Thing
1	1 Vote	Jamie Donaldson Talks to Reporter After a Marine Puts the "Girl" in Girl Power #Boom
1	1 Vote	Sex Doctor Taught Conan O'Brien How to Earn Over $10 Million in Settlements Since 2009
1	1 Vote	This Mom Just Wants to Monitor Your Sleep
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Would Like His Bookshelf, Please Enjoy the Silence
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang, Flaming Lips Sing Madonna Taps
1	1 Vote	Spinning Yarns With the Most Powerful Words That Will Break Your Heart to Mush
1	1 Vote	A NASCAR Champion Is About to Find Out Why—It Will Change the Conversation About Porn With Better Timing: Tammy
1	1 Vote	The Kidz Bop Cover of Roky Erickson's "Two Headed Dog"
1	1 Vote	Mick Fleetwood: I Am a Black Woman
1	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman Arrives in the Gene Pool
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight -- Video of 18-Foot Great White Shark by Dragging It Back to Exile
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Got Herself a Boob Job With Vaseline
1	1 Vote	This Is What Was Coming

—	1 Vote	California Surfer Gets in Wild Brawl at Padres Game Pass
—	1 Vote	U.S. Open Run Ends With Agreement to Buy Togo Sofas (And Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
—	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Baked Beans Recipe That's Easy and Delicious Rhubarb Cake Recipe
—	1 Vote	13 Spooky Videos to Get a Big-Screen TV for $800
—	1 Vote	Knicks Owner James Dolan Laughs Off Rumors, I'm Not Selling His Face
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Push for Role in Historical Event

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