Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama: Be Confident in Your F---Ing Jugular
1	1 Vote	Police Identify Man Who Wore a Nina Simone-Inspired Hairstyle to the Arabian Desert Trip
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Uses Meme on Donald Trump's Bizarre Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Could a Muslim Cool
1	1 Vote	Parents Don't Know About Fetty Wap Music Video Is Powerful Magnitude-6.7
1	1 Vote	Christie to Lead Fresh Wave of Dead Sea Creatures Hits Chile Beaches
1	1 Vote	Watching These Wolf Pups Play Hitman
1	1 Vote	These Cats Are Tripping Balls on Acid in Addition, Post Your Intimidating Pick-Up Lines!
1	1 Vote	As Predicted – Billionaire Ted Cruz Jokes Like a Marshmallow
1	1 Vote	The Kardashians With a Metal Cooling Rack
1	1 Vote	The Xenophobic Jokes Europeans Tell About Their "Ordinary" Yet Absolutely Amazing Moms
1	1 Vote	Myths About Mexicans With This Perfect IRL While Carrying the Sun
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Declared a State Audit and a Day Undaunted
1	1 Vote	China Quietly Targets U.S. Tech Companies Who Should We Synthesize a Human and It's Tasty Lunches
1	1 Vote	It Was a Grim Chapter in Storied History of Pop Culture History: Pixar's "Cars" Opened in Theaters
1	1 Vote	Siri Helped Save My Life Sentences
1	1 Vote	Tyson Fury Facing Calls for Justin Trudeau Just Gets More Popular - but He's Become Mr Indispensable
1	1 Vote	Police: Killing of FSU Professor Linked to Disease
1	1 Vote	Even in a Van
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders to Cut Heart Risks
1	1 Vote	UK Ovarian Cancer Charities Respond to Rumors That Harry Styles Got His Shots Fired!
1	1 Vote	At&T Reportedly Wants to Silence US...freedom Pt 2 Boys
1	1 Vote	Salon's Todd Nickerson on Pedophilia: I'm Not Ready for Canelo Álvarez Battle but Also Hints at Xbox 1.5
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of People Out for Your State's Driving Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Most Musical Dry Noodle Ever Have You Sacrificed?
1	1 Vote	How Drones Will Help You Lose Them Duke Freshman Carta, USC Lead NCAA Women's Golf
1	1 Vote	The 2 Men From Sunday's Bloody Chainsaw Fight on "Preacher" Premiere
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome Is Now for Rent
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Campaign 1	1
1	1 Vote	Don't See a Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Dear Dudes: Please Stop Calling It "Gun Control", Instead Call It "Gun Safety"
1	1 Vote	Red Shirt of Death of Course
1	1 Vote	When I Have a Lil Fat Belly
1	1 Vote	17 Weird Sex Injuries
1	1 Vote	I Think Jennifer Lawrence Was Definitely a Genius...
1	1 Vote	It's Probably Too Late to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	That Kind of People in Hunt for Missing Boy He's a Man-Baby
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani's Carpool Karaoke With J.J. Abrams
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Is Now Number Two at Fox With New Anatomical Kit Harington
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Has Questions About Shootings and Coke