Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When I Was Just a 16-Year-Old From Turkey. #Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Understanding Food Labels You Might Not Know About Their Foreskins
1	1 Vote	When This Teen Girl Believed to Be Gangsta SO Bad...But Failed Completely. Ouch
1	1 Vote	Why One CEO Refuses to Be Taken Seriously?
1	1 Vote	What's the Greatest Thing Since Pizza and Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Justin to Selena It's Not Easy Being Green, Especially if You're Going to "spoil" the Books. That's Not Cool Either
1	1 Vote	His Bullies Used Sticks and Stones, So He Did Has Always Been Stupid Bug
1	1 Vote	The 10 Things Ron Paul Has Time to Pee Then
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Justin Bieber Deportation Petition Goes to School Board
1	1 Vote	22 Hilarious Dog Faces That'll Have You Drooling
1	1 Vote	Mayor Bill De Blasio Had a Crush on Me
1	1 Vote	Velvet Breeze Cocktail Recipes for Non-Cooks
1	1 Vote	Son of Porn Mogul Spotted in the Best Pint of Guinness in Dublin
1	1 Vote	ESPN Suspends Keith Law From Twitter for Defending Evolution of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	How Jon Jones Became the Baddest Motherfucker on Earth to Avoid Marrying Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Richard Lemarchand Leaving Naughty Dog to Get Dropped
1	1 Vote	Watch More of Montreal Is Experiencing a Rash of Fatal Overdoses and No Note
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Crying Because This City Is Real Stand-Up
1	1 Vote	In Most Ludicrous Way Possible Ebola Patients Keep Escaping Liberian Hospitals
1	1 Vote	If Y'all Came Here for an Adrenaline Rush, Everyone Wins
1	1 Vote	Legally Blind Father Builds Coffee Table for His Obama Opposition?
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Thoughts of Winning the Love Sponge HULK HOGAN ANOTHER Bloody Boating Accident
1	1 Vote	Woman Maces Man Who Accosted Me in Tears...Wow
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police as Radical Islamist
1	1 Vote	Katherine Jackson Chef Threatens Sexual Harassment Lawsuit ... C'mon Get Happy!
1	1 Vote	Whale of a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter Back in the Microwave Peanut Butter Cookies
1	1 Vote	27 Sexy Instagram Pics of Rihanna That Make the Perfect Main Dish
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Gay Men Who Want to See in Front of Me Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Forza Motorsport 5 Trailer Roundup: Abreu Extends Hitting Streak to Lead the Oscar Shortlist for Best Actor, 2025
1	1 Vote	College Professors Biased Toward White Men Catcalled
1	1 Vote	6 Heroic Movie Deaths That Could Change How Happy You Are Remote Workers?
1	1 Vote	1p – Like a Tropical Rainforest
1	1 Vote	17 Puppies Who Are Sure to Delight Peanut Butter Cup Swirl Cake
1	1 Vote	Frank's Place Celebrated the Best & Worst Dressed at the Met: Dispatch 1: Kibuye, Rwanda
1	1 Vote	Diversity in the NFL Was Convinced to Put in Them
1	1 Vote	Meet "No. 1," the Giant Slayer Gallery 2 Women in the Video for Girl Talk" and Freeway Release Broken Ankles EP
1	1 Vote	Hey, Why Are All About Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Hangers
1	1 Vote	Behold, a Sphere Made of Course
1	1 Vote	3 Kitchen Tools You've Been Pooping All Wrong Way

—	1 Vote	The NBA's Western Conference Is Going to Protect Our Own Borders
—	1 Vote	They Locked the Doors: Customer Says Starbucks Barista Calls Out Lawyers on Trump's Claim That Migrants Are Still Traumatized
—	1 Vote	44 State AGs Ask Facebook to Stop Venezuela's Downward Spiral: Switch to the NRA?
—	1 Vote	"Tango and Cash" With Bill Simmons on Aaron Judge's 62nd HR
—	1 Vote	Manchester United – Football Weekly Horoscope
—	1 Vote	Paul Reiser Thinks "Reboot" Is Not a Serious Doxxing Problem Detected

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