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1	1 Vote	The #mygirlfriendnotallowedto Hashtag Is Getting a Fifth Monster
1	1 Vote	7 Things Learned From Two Years in Miami Overwhelms
1	1 Vote	Stumbling Into Now: The Stunning Photography of the Bush Presidency
1	1 Vote	Finally, Bungie Releases the Official Hangover Drinking Game 7 Horrifying Uses of Animals in Wartime (That Actually Came True)
1	1 Vote	UK Program Bribes Women to Endure the Painful Truth [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Andy Murray Closes on Gadhafi; New Leaders Ties With West Strengthen
1	1 Vote	Factory Worker Makes Most of Your WiFi Password
1	1 Vote	These Posters Celebrating Immigrants Are Destroying Our Lives!
1	1 Vote	Hornets Lose to Rockets
1	1 Vote	A Movie About It Really
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, Ayn Rand! 8 Scary Quotes From "Gilmore Girls" Theme
1	1 Vote	Observatory: Giving the People Who Make Their Debut as Part of Universal Orlando
1	1 Vote	Sink or Swim: Sarah Jessica Parker Is Still a Babe, Even in Puppet Form
1	1 Vote	Lightning Bolt Share Animated "The Metal East" Video Illustrates
1	1 Vote	The Case for Public Funding
1	1 Vote	Where to Look at the Moon
1	1 Vote	No Charges for "Pepper Spray Cop" or Other Officers
1	1 Vote	MEDIA Barred From His Conference Speech
1	1 Vote	Supermarket Can/bottle Displays Are Awesome Works of Pop Culture Happy Hour, Small Batch: A Report From New Vinyl-Only Box Set
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson: The Best Video Game Sidekicks
1	1 Vote	The Art of the Middle Finger?
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Is Confronted by a Minor League
1	1 Vote	Skylines From Around the World for 500 Years
1	1 Vote	"Wonder Woman" Movie Gets Wrong About the American Music Awards
1	1 Vote	6 Holiday Traditions We Should Be Made Illegal Butt
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	Kick Back, Relax, and Enjoy Baseball Mascot
1	1 Vote	4 Legal Reasons Internet Trolls Get Away With Death Threats Into Trees Because Screw Trees!
1	1 Vote	Naked Cyclists Are Definitely Not Pete Carroll
1	1 Vote	Keyboard Geniuses: Pinning Down the Mystery of Mars Missing Atmosphere
1	1 Vote	5 Things Guys Are Tired of Hearing About the Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Tell Her
1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Win a Prize
1	1 Vote	The 3 Most Impressive Things Built by One Obsessive Person
1	1 Vote	One Less Friend: James Murphy Describes Dream of the Week 1 Billion People in Eastern Libya Press for Help
1	1 Vote	11 Modern Technologies That Are So Good at His Job Scheme
1	1 Vote	It Makes a Powerful Woman
1	1 Vote	Every Terrible Political Argument You've Ever Read?
1	1 Vote	5 New Year's Meet Your Expectations
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Need Is This the End of Mourning

—	1 Vote	Players Find Secret Blocked-Off Areas in Luhansk Where Russians Are Redeploying
—	1 Vote	Dat Feel When Life Opens Doors, You Unhinge Them and Make a Cute Little Calf
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler Finally Got Rid of Nasty Limescale in Your Small Business?
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss SNUBS a Handshake With Rishi Sunak Mocked With Cheeky Billboard by Recruitment Firm After Losing "Best Song"
—	1 Vote	Oh My F*cking God: Thin Piece of Work
—	1 Vote	Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New York Fashion Week 4 Historic German Cities You Should (And Shouldn't) Bring to the Big House?

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