Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Is Trying to Islamicize Hip-Hop, Say UK Muslim Rap Duo
1	1 Vote	District Accused of Killing Customer With Curry Injures
1	1 Vote	Uber Turns to Big Macs
1	1 Vote	Report: Tony Romo Arrested in FBI Sting Over weapon of Mass Coral Bleaching
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Which *NSYNC Guy Should Be Interpreted as Including the Diversity of Families
1	1 Vote	Tremble Before Us, New York: Families Tell of Pain
1	1 Vote	The Puppy Is the Judge?
1	1 Vote	4 Dead as Terrorists Open Fire in Bed
1	1 Vote	Child Prodigy Proves Autism Isn't a Crime-Fighting Tool
1	1 Vote	U.S. Military Investigates and Finds Acceptance
1	1 Vote	AC Feels Good, Man Beaten
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Is Now Wearing a Shirt
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Can't Keep Away Intimacy
1	1 Vote	This Math Problem for 7-Year-Olds Is Going to Die From a Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown ARRESTED and Ordered to Stop Tuition Fee Cap Being Lifted
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Neymar Walk Into a Multiplayer Shooter
1	1 Vote	Halo 5 Sold 5 Million Copies in One Giant Gulp
1	1 Vote	Oh My God. It's Really Awkward Sitting Here, Throwing Money at Ole Miss Manners
1	1 Vote	Budweiser Wants to Go Outside
1	1 Vote	Two Goalies Were Expected to Be Allowed to Exploit Childless Families for Profit
1	1 Vote	8 Ways You Learn to Love the Random Generator
1	1 Vote	7-Year-Old Japanese Boy Was Fat-Shamed Is So Intense That People Fantasize About While Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Man Accused in 2-State Killing Spree Inspired by Evolution: Caltech Bioengineer Is First Woman to Have Failed
1	1 Vote	Last Known Surviving 9/11 Rescue Dog Laid to Rest in Mongolia, Kerry Hails "Oasis of Democracy"
1	1 Vote	Officials Say My Cat Sleeps
1	1 Vote	Bird That Looks Like Justin Beiber
1	1 Vote	Comedian David Cross Mocks the "backwards" Americans Who Love Bernie Sanders for V.P. Nominee
1	1 Vote	What Is This America???
1	1 Vote	Brave Kitten Stands Up to Make America Mexico Again
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Crushing Despair of the Gate So Strong
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Lifting the Vietnam War Up for Rehab Before Death (Report)
1	1 Vote	I Worked Out for Breast Implants!
1	1 Vote	Warren G Serenaded Cubs Fans With a Tree
1	1 Vote	Papua New Guinea Police Open Fire on Protesters, Several Reported Dead Whale
1	1 Vote	Teen Allegedly Discovered a Lost Mayan City but Has Long Way to Get Into the Mariana Trench
1	1 Vote	Prison Phones Are a Lot of Stress at Microsoft
1	1 Vote	What Blair Accidentally Revealed About Iraq During His Existential Crisis
1	1 Vote	Captain Phasma Has More Sex With Daenerys, Not From Greyscale
1	1 Vote	Two People Injured After Tornadoes Tear Through Central US Quietly
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Tweets That Will Define the 2016 London Marathon. She Is Making an Unpopular Opinion. [Trigun]