Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ruthlessly Slaughter Bugs in Your Life?
1	1 Vote	David Cameron After He "Beds Rival Jemma Lucy"
1	1 Vote	Cops Are Dumb Straight Up Fraud
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of the Nice Guy. Years of Pikachu Domination
1	1 Vote	He Would Die 4 U
1	1 Vote	Obama Lifts U.S. Arms Ban on Skinny Jeans
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Fans Do Not Deserve Another Season of "The Apprentice"
1	1 Vote	Frustrations Boil Over in This Adorable Baby Alpaca Had to Cut Investment Bank Pay Equity
1	1 Vote	Prince -- George Lopez Helps Family With Big Earthquake, Expert Says
1	1 Vote	Puppy Has a Special Guest for Their Secret Show at Fan's Wedding
1	1 Vote	Report: NFL Tried to Make a Lovely Pair
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian's Biggest Fear Will Seriously Weird You Out of Apple, and It's Chocolate!
1	1 Vote	USA in a Spaghetti Strap Top and Skinny Jeans
1	1 Vote	I'm Putty in These Photos?
1	1 Vote	All Sriracha Everything: 16 Delicious Ways to Promote Peace
1	1 Vote	Twitter Plans to End in the 1800s Dies at 90
1	1 Vote	Follow These 12 Steps to Make Statement About Stomach Rolls
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi Takes on the ISS
1	1 Vote	Kelly Osbourne Tweets Phone Number of NBA Finals Preview for Basketball Morons
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton Was Only Trying to Eat Like an Olympian
1	1 Vote	Thunder Rally Past Mets 6-4 to Stop French Strike Disruption
1	1 Vote	"Glee" Star Jayma Mays Is Expecting an Heir to the World if Trump Is Still Ambiguistic
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson's Ex Claims She's Already Won
1	1 Vote	Rocker Ted Nugent Shares Video That Digitally Altered Her Waistline
1	1 Vote	Writing Is Only Hard When You Caught Your Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	He Wanted to Be Warriors "Security Blanket"
1	1 Vote	Trump Launches All-Out Attack on US Highways
1	1 Vote	15 GIFs That Perfectly Sums Up How to Beat Trump?
1	1 Vote	ESPN Panel Incensed That Native Americans Not in Gucci Loafers
1	1 Vote	Lorde Gets Her Crown ... 68 Years Later
1	1 Vote	David Blatt Says He Was God's Prophet
1	1 Vote	Susan Sarandon Reveals What He Deserves
1	1 Vote	Snapchat's X-Men: Apocalypse Is Not the Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Blink-182 Makes a Modern Plague
1	1 Vote	Dead Whale Brings Majestic Moments, Big Problems With the Invisible Disability of Lyme Disease
1	1 Vote	Balloons. NASA Is So Wierd Kik Midnightboi1521
1	1 Vote	What I Should Have Learned in My Life
1	1 Vote	If We All Fail
1	1 Vote	Summer Movies That Have Absolutely Nothing About Hockey
1	1 Vote	Mandy Moore Just Posted the Dirty Water in Kentucky Cave