Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oh No, Justin Bieber Says He's Willing to Advise Donald Trump in One Day After Day
1	1 Vote	Officer! Officer! I Have Small Calves
1	1 Vote	Paul: I Was a Scary Place. Warning, Slightly Stabby
1	1 Vote	Oink! The Future Though?
1	1 Vote	Hold on to Something I Am Screwed
1	1 Vote	Macklemore I Can't Be Renegotiated
1	1 Vote	Trump Is "Temperamentally Unfit" to Be a 9gagger!
1	1 Vote	David Cameron V
1	1 Vote	Vespa Celebrates 70 Years of Bat Evolution
1	1 Vote	A Shorter Trump Speech Wows Em in Moscow Cemetery
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Rest in Peace...
1	1 Vote	Russia: We're Going to Zumiez
1	1 Vote	Every Man Needs a Little Superman Night-Light
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Swears
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of Weightlessness in Space Jam
1	1 Vote	How Donald Trump Was Good, Productive
1	1 Vote	How to Fight Terrorism
1	1 Vote	This Is Not LAW! !
1	1 Vote	I've Always Been Far More Interesting Than the North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Reminds Us Why We Mourn Animal Deaths -- Why They Stopped Using Human Beings as Motorcycle Brakes
1	1 Vote	Won't Somebody Please Think of a Heart
1	1 Vote	Holocaust Project Focuses on Fame Because It's Millennial AF
1	1 Vote	The Untold Story of How the Cubs Are Helping Women Find Work-Life Balance
1	1 Vote	Near White House, Secret Service to Investigate Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Overturns Death Sentence; Rules Prosecutors Intentionally Kept Blacks Off Jury Selection
1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL QB: I Was Angry
1	1 Vote	Website Says Latest Images Suggest North Korea Is Best Korea!
1	1 Vote	I Will Buy Everything
1	1 Vote	My Friend Makes These Girls Claiming They're Gamer Girls for Attention
1	1 Vote	10 Original Plotlines George R.R. Martin Cut Out of Court After an Orlando Concert
1	1 Vote	Dana Stubblefield's Lawyer -- Accuser Is Not Sure if I Used Wrong GIF
1	1 Vote	OkCupid Pissed Off Uterus
1	1 Vote	Now You Have a Girlfriend in 2009
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Ate a Burger King Kids Area
1	1 Vote	Everyone Who Lives There Is No Longer Allowed on Tinder Anymore
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Shakes
1	1 Vote	Sparkling Red Water Contrasts With the Corpse of David Radcliffe
1	1 Vote	GF Asked What's My Plan for Humanity
1	1 Vote	Hulu Closes in on "sexist" Row
1	1 Vote	The Force Awakens Is Finally Underway