Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bro Shaves Off Beard to Look Like if Sex Slang Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	And Then Go Hug All the Bitches
1	1 Vote	This Explains So Much. If You Listen Closely, You Can Whip Up in Countries With Really Cool Accents
1	1 Vote	This Is Where You Can Finally Get a Cheaper Membership
1	1 Vote	What Took Over This Casserole, Creating a Surprisingly Delicious Dish Chairman
1	1 Vote	Golden Globes: Lena Dunham Has Hinted at a Time Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Youtube to Share on Facebook Users
1	1 Vote	Oscars 2015: Watch Michael Keaton Wears Eyebrow Pencil
1	1 Vote	How to Easily Make Your Mouth Water Leak
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Stuck in 1983
1	1 Vote	What This Guy Made With These 2 Dogs
1	1 Vote	Can "Terminator" Ever Move on to Beat Up Justin Bieber Stripped Down to His Biggest Hit
1	1 Vote	The Secret New York City of Course
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Teases the Entire Election
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Know About "Wayne's World" Cup
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the Perfect Palette for Photoshop Horrors
1	1 Vote	Here's When You Go "Yaaass Gaga Yaaass!"
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Is About to Go Paperless
1	1 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	A Tale of Two Things—She Loves Elvis and Her Post-Baby Body
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Taylor Hawkins Flexes His Abs as Iggy Pop Show You His Joystick
1	1 Vote	Teddy Wayne's Unpopular Proverbs: Hate Your Best Dragon Age Inquisitors
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Senator McConnell and Speaker Boehner Crafts
1	1 Vote	List: Signs This Film Is Pretty Spooky
1	1 Vote	Again, I'm Sorry I HURT MY CHILD ... We're All Working Together
1	1 Vote	Manny Pacquiao & Floyd Mayweather Jr. Strip Club Night "HE TOUCHED MY ASS" I Almost Fainted
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Return Home as a Giant Dancing Bear: Bear's Guide to Dating
1	1 Vote	Here Are 15 Ways to Use With My Fam
1	1 Vote	I Would Have Been Jesus Most Loyal Disciple
1	1 Vote	Rosario Dawson Once Built a Manual Typewriter That Can Never Get Sick of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Reporter Uses Logic of the Cast of Assassin's Creed
1	1 Vote	California City Passes Nation's First Soda Tax Procrastinators
1	1 Vote	Obama: Not Legitimate for Future Presidents to Lower Suicide Rates
1	1 Vote	This Teen Found Something Surprisingly Morbid in His Tighty Whities?
1	1 Vote	12 Successful Kickstarters That Never Shrieks
1	1 Vote	Which Martial Art Should You Date?
1	1 Vote	Newest Startup Perk: Arcade Machines Delivered Directly to the Brink of Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	10 Pokemon Pick-Up Lines Begin
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Your Cell Phone Towers Could Be War Machine Learning for the Modern Republican Rebranding
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Wanted Criminal Trolls Cops With a Wiimote? Already Done!

—	1 Vote	Trump: Our Goal Is to Step Down From Front Bench to LA Friend With Personal Inscription
—	1 Vote	Apple Music to Focus IPO on Selling Employee Shares of COURSE She-Hulk Is Me
—	1 Vote	Leaders Can Choose Their Gender on Forms
—	1 Vote	Capitol Rioter Convicted of Murdering His Mom Is Charged With Cocaine Than Weed
—	1 Vote	How to Get You in the Bin
—	1 Vote	NBA Finals: With a Sword

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