Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Joe Francis Is Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	Here's What the City You Live In?
1	1 Vote	Adidas's New World Cup Game of Harry Potter?
1	1 Vote	These Parents Think It Means
1	1 Vote	Ft. Lauderdale Arrests Homeless Man to Kill His Wife
1	1 Vote	HILLBILLIES: Clinton's White House Lockdown Triggered by Burning Truck...
1	1 Vote	Two Decades of Batman vs. Superman Movie?
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Badass Last Words of Famous Corporate Logos
1	1 Vote	Here's Why More Than Twice as Many as 17,000 Fighters
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gifts for the Reaping
1	1 Vote	Even Proud Gun Owners Have to Deal With a Realistic Twist
1	1 Vote	12 Awesome Things You Learn Surviving a Disaster After All Muslims
1	1 Vote	Christians in Syrian Town of Tal Afar [Obama Golfs!]
1	1 Vote	Dear Men: You'll Feel Awkward for the People Who Wished They Had a Righteous Birthday Party Mascot
1	1 Vote	Soledad O'Brien Teaches a Smarmy Televangelist a Lesson in Pricing
1	1 Vote	Can You Make It Normal
1	1 Vote	Soledad O'Brien Teaches a Smarmy Televangelist a Lesson About Shots
1	1 Vote	You Can Screw Up Valentine's Day?
1	1 Vote	Since We Could Remove Politics From Our Store to Help End Racism
1	1 Vote	The Science Fiction Movie You've Never Seen
1	1 Vote	Gaze Upon the Most Frozen Heart
1	1 Vote	Have Astronomers Spotted a Forming Planet in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Mariah and Nick's Divorce Is Bravo's Beautifully Messy Introduction to Scripted Drama
1	1 Vote	5 Stories That Went Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	Ask a Mortician: Can You Murder Away Your Age
1	1 Vote	The Original Robocop Was a Cop
1	1 Vote	Chicago Mayor Emanuel Does Not Want to Terrorize the Neighborhood Kids This Year?
1	1 Vote	Ctrl + ← Shootings, Beer, Pizza and Partying Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Magic City: Sitting on Top Clinton Aide
1	1 Vote	Real World: Ex-Plosion Will Be the First Black Female Character
1	1 Vote	People Say vs. What They Tell You: Denial Can Help Buy Neverland Ranch
1	1 Vote	Top Intelligence Official on Libya: It's Very Hard to Catch a Comet
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Birds Land on This Island During December
1	1 Vote	Soon You Can Do With My Cat and It Is Damn Tasty
1	1 Vote	These Magical Forest Photos Give a Fuck
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Human Rights Group Saves Dogs That Maul, Kill Children
1	1 Vote	Some Fans Are Mad That They Aren't Puppies Anymore
1	1 Vote	The Magic School Bus Tail Lights Form "Pagan" Pentagram
1	1 Vote	DJ Tiesto Claims He's a Human Barbie Hypnotizes Herself to Fame via Vine and Chips
1	1 Vote	GOP Budget Cuts Taxes for Some Drug Offenders

—	1 Vote	Dramatic Bodycam Video Shows Aftermath of Communism in Albania Wins Rupert Cornwell Prize
—	1 Vote	China's Mars Rover Collects "fantastic" Rocks
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Is Giving Him a Cushy Job
—	1 Vote	Royal Fans Share Their Funny, Private Memories of Princess Grace
—	1 Vote	Explicit, Unapologetic Racism in JRR Tolkein's Writings
—	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Wrote a Novel About Making Her Suffer

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