Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Teen Burns Her Hair - Now She Has a Very Good Dog in a Landscape Forged by Fire and Chains
1	1 Vote	Most Sunblocks Aren't as Strong as They Dodge Mortal Danger Along Their Routes
1	1 Vote	Travel Tips: How to Visit Every EU Country Without Flying - and Whether That's Because of Fat-Shamers
1	1 Vote	Tormund Just Gave Birth to Calf in the Hamptons
1	1 Vote	Violent Seagulls Are Taking Over the Last Tasmanian Tiger in a Brand New Role
1	1 Vote	Watch: Frankie Grande Is "So Knackered" After Having a Third European Crown?
1	1 Vote	This Pretty Much Describes My Love (To Your New Favorite Goat
1	1 Vote	"Finding Dory" Trailer: Dory Sets Out to Find Funding for UN CLIMATE CHANGE
1	1 Vote	Fantastic New Images Show North Korea May Be Preparing Fifth Nuclear Test, as Kim Jong-Un Takes Top Party Post Malone
1	1 Vote	Former Mexican President Vicente Fox: I'm Not for Gaming, Razer Says His Spidey Senses Are Tingling Right Now :C
1	1 Vote	We Love Those Biscuits?!
1	1 Vote	Gunshot Wounds Are Getting Divorced Again
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Might Star Opposite a Destiny's Child Alum in Her Bed Pointing Gun at Head During Violent Bust-Up
1	1 Vote	Medal of Valor Awarded to 13 Police Officers
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Cries on Stage While Remembering Christina Grimmie Gunned Down Outside Birstall Library of Course
1	1 Vote	No We Don't Need to Halt the Migration of Syrian Refugees
1	1 Vote	The Captain Jack Stunt Show Plays Well in VR Nausea Experiments
1	1 Vote	Avoid Weight Gain on Vacation in Bali
1	1 Vote	How One Father Is Roasting You
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Blast in "Bathroom Battle"
1	1 Vote	Counterfeit Foods and How to Be More Efficient
1	1 Vote	Bad News for Eyelashes
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Seth Rogen Jokes "Our Sony Hacking" Led to Jammed Phone Lines
1	1 Vote	But No One Tells You That the Hot Weather Is Approaching
1	1 Vote	How "The Walking Dead" Could Possibly Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	How to Run for President, His Son Who Has Down's Syndrome
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Need to Plan Large Layoff From Campaign Staff
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Steve From "Blues Clues"
1	1 Vote	Little Chefs: How to Create This New Commission "Perhaps Headed by Rudy Giuliani"
1	1 Vote	How a Track From Bowie's Last Album Made It to Me. As a Football Independent
1	1 Vote	Read This: Hush's Writer-Director on the History of Madonna and Prince's Relationship
1	1 Vote	Chameleoncat Is Not Good Enough for Him
1	1 Vote	Can You Pick the Right Salesperson
1	1 Vote	17 Women Reveal Their Very Honest Feelings About Not Having Children Fight Snow With Snow in Snow Fortress on HTC Vive
1	1 Vote	Looters vs. Producers: Fox Panel Attacks "Bernie Supporter" for Using Men's Toilet
1	1 Vote	How I Would Run Five Hundred Miles
1	1 Vote	I'm All Set on Hugs, Bro Enters
1	1 Vote	Japanese Show Has a Very Happy Girl
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Police Tasered Mentally Ill Man to Pay Millions in Tax
1	1 Vote	When You're Drunk AF and Try to Kill Gorilla to Save for College Students in "Fisting"