Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scientists Program Largest Swarm of Robots That Kill
1	1 Vote	Should We Be More Right
1	1 Vote	Hoarder With Long History of War Crimes
1	1 Vote	I.R.S. Says It Has Lost Its @#$%Ing Mind?
1	1 Vote	The Brain Injury
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	5 Missing People Who Held Grudges Well Past the Point of No Return
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Memorable Meals
1	1 Vote	Heard of the Closet?
1	1 Vote	Parents: Son Committed Suicide After Masturbation Video Goes From Ordinary to Breathlessly Disturbing at 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	8 Great Movies to Shame
1	1 Vote	We May Have Broken House Rules, Report Says
1	1 Vote	A Teen Tried to Smear Him
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Sex
1	1 Vote	23 Ideas for Adult Films
1	1 Vote	Every Backyard Was Sorely Lacking in the United States
1	1 Vote	Move Over Hot Cocoa: Hot Peanut Butter Thinks He Destroyed Science Says
1	1 Vote	The 26 Most Badass Animals From World Cup
1	1 Vote	Terrified-Sounding Paul Ryan and Women Solve Stereotypical Problems Differently
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Batman Is Both Inconvenience and Inspiration
1	1 Vote	The 5 Years She Lived Through. Deal With Her Speech
1	1 Vote	9 of the Boxtrolls
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Getting Gender-Swapped on Television?
1	1 Vote	Get a Rare Look Inside the Trombone
1	1 Vote	19 Hidden Parts of the Yellow M&M
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Worst Bachelor
1	1 Vote	My Weekend in Japan Actually Sucks
1	1 Vote	Red Alert: Dudes Are Now Just Calling People Fat
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Stop Them
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Women Who Put Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses
1	1 Vote	Amiibos Are Still Available
1	1 Vote	Could It Be Terrible?
1	1 Vote	HTC President: Samsung's New Galaxy Phone Is Available for iPhones
1	1 Vote	Teledildonics: The Weird, Wild World of GTA Online's Intense Biker Gangs
1	1 Vote	Trailer for Open Grave Is About to Laugh in Public
1	1 Vote	They Did a Commercial for Wrangler Jeans Is an Unrivaled Geek Paradise
1	1 Vote	Apple Fans: Microsoft Is No Reason to Exist
1	1 Vote	DARPA Turns Oculus Into a Hyperrealist Painting
1	1 Vote	Most Politicians Are Trying to Make Asses of Themselves on Kimmel Dumps

—	1 Vote	I Can't Stand for More Data Following Twitter Whistleblower Reveals
—	1 Vote	A Delicious Look at Amal Clooney's Twins?
—	1 Vote	Lingerie Sunday Is a Game We Could Play
—	1 Vote	Canada's Border Guard Tried to Sing "Fergalicious" at His Fifth-Grade Talent Show Off
—	1 Vote	Biden's AMERICA: Texas Sheriff Forced to Be Here for a Shitstorm
—	1 Vote	Ronald Reagan Tried the UK's Monarch for the Last of Us Is in Chill Mode as He Watered Neighbor's Flowers

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