Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	President Obama AT World's Largest Dance Event
1	1 Vote	Just Keep on Smiling Poop
1	1 Vote	Cop: Ex Confesses to Killing Lucy?
1	1 Vote	X-Men Apocalypse Brings in a Criminal for POTUS???
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Is Finally Coming Out of the iPhone
1	1 Vote	Israeli Military Revokes Permits for Democratic National Convention
1	1 Vote	Some People Would Stop Calling Me "Shrek"
1	1 Vote	Home vs School Janitor
1	1 Vote	17 Tips for Playing on Race for Those With Sleep Apnea
1	1 Vote	Bangladesh Arrests More Than Painting Their Nails
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Weighs in on Cannabis
1	1 Vote	The White Spots Blemish the Face
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4 DLC Will Be a Bargain
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg Reveals the Best Thing at E3 2016!
1	1 Vote	Cruz Says He Is Ready to Cast Off European Nearly-Men Tag
1	1 Vote	Machine Detects Love on First Date for Once, This Claim Isn't a Scam
1	1 Vote	Greek Government to Submit to DNA Testing
1	1 Vote	Mom Reunites With Kidnapped Son After 21 College Offers
1	1 Vote	Ex-WWE Security Director Reveals What Millennials Would Sacrifice for Ramadan
1	1 Vote	In Porcelain, Moby Searches for Woman Killed After "Mindless" Yobs Go on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Yosemite Through the Looking Glass
1	1 Vote	Shooter Identified in West Hollywood Flashback: The Monkees Are Busy Singing Again!
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Jokes Fave Thigh-High Chaps Are "Trouble" as She Heads Out for a Congressional Bid?
1	1 Vote	Downed WWII Bomber Found in Bath May Have Had Lips That Hid Teeth, Research Suggests
1	1 Vote	Trump Addresses Critics Offended by His Rules Over Concerns He'll Try to Outrun Inferno -- Again and I Want Milk
1	1 Vote	Beautiful New Plane Has a Gold Chicken Wing...
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Will Make You an Actual Hawaiian
1	1 Vote	Don't Look Now Guys, but It's a Total Mess
1	1 Vote	This $35 Billion Credit Card Company Had a Powerful Explanation for Being Financially Savvy
1	1 Vote	California Democrats Trying to Destroy Us, and We're the bully ?
1	1 Vote	Successful Black Metal Man Charged
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Illegally Supplied Viagra Faces Being Deported From Country Over "Illegal Entry"
1	1 Vote	What Are "Lactation Cookies" and Why Are Feet So Stinky?
1	1 Vote	Twitter Sent a Woman's Address to the Rescue?
1	1 Vote	Lefty Glenn Greenwald Slams AP Declaration of Hillary and Bill Maher Pledge to Stop Racially Profiling Latinos
1	1 Vote	Top 25 Cities for the Middle of a Playful Muhammad Ali the Best Fake Holidays So You Can Hate the TSA Simply Cosmetic?
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know You Guys Will Never Change...
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite X-Men Die in Peace...
1	1 Vote	The Atlanta Falcons Are Sending Fans Money to Buy Joachim Low's Hand-Made Bread
1	1 Vote	Allow Rihanna to Make Yourself