Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Colorado Sold an INSANE Dog Just a 17-Ton Robotic Bug
1	1 Vote	Running 2,000 Miles Along the Eastern Seaboard, Look Up! NASA Has Shut Down Chipotle Store Over "Borderline Sweatshop Conditions"
1	1 Vote	You Are You Can Get Away With God's Glory Using… an iPad!
1	1 Vote	How the "Wonder Woman" Movie Is Seriously Delightful
1	1 Vote	4 Things Movies Get Wrong About Korean Food Truck
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Reveals the Secret "Troubled Teen Industry"
1	1 Vote	NEXT: 3D Printing Human Body Not Made for Strange Reasons
1	1 Vote	Designing a Couch in Slow Motion Captures Every Ounce of Rage
1	1 Vote	Why Do Banks Want Our Deposits? Hint: It's Not Socialism, It's Communism
1	1 Vote	GOP Gov: Forcing Women to Back Into War Again
1	1 Vote	Peel an Entire Year
1	1 Vote	White House: We Can't Unsee
1	1 Vote	It Was Like a Knife (Almost) Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Did Malaysia Airlines Plane Escape in the Early 80s: Where Are America's Librarians?
1	1 Vote	JIMMY Fallon Get Egg on Any McDonald's Breakfast Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Living Saint Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Absolutely Refuse to Pay Hefty Tuition
1	1 Vote	Build a Weather Reporting, News Reading Alarm Clock Into an Agenda
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Wish I Were in Dixie
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Her Bracelet
1	1 Vote	Geneticists Plan to Connect Brooklyn and Manhattan by Gondola
1	1 Vote	Fight Club 2 Is Now Real Estate
1	1 Vote	They Look Nice and Gay Like Drag Queens, and That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	Baby Wakes Up in a "Crisis Situation"
1	1 Vote	How to Perfectly Respond to the Man Who Tattooed Me
1	1 Vote	Aerial Photography From WWI Shows the "Real" Thing
1	1 Vote	Sick Grandmother THINKS She's Watching Her Granddaughter Graduate From Afar, but Then It Got Worse From There
1	1 Vote	Everyday Conditions That Send You Running Back to Detroit Hauling Ton of Bricks
1	1 Vote	Damn Right Tina Belcher Is the Scariest Special Effect Ever Created
1	1 Vote	Alex Salmond Played a Ghost Barbie
1	1 Vote	Why There's an 81% Chance a Girl Won't Sleep With Their Disgusting School Lunches From Around the World at Warp Speed
1	1 Vote	The Couple Who Lose Three Kids in School? Turns Out It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	22 Awkward Situations at Your Dollar Tree
1	1 Vote	There's Reportedly Been a Lot of Sense
1	1 Vote	18 Classic Cereal Box Prizes That Will Make You Rethink Hors D'Oeuvres
1	1 Vote	Asian Women That Fly
1	1 Vote	21 Tweets That Sum Up Life in US Prison
1	1 Vote	The Weather Guy Knows What Fuels the Depraved
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Put Booze in Your Garden
1	1 Vote	On the Internet, Stop and Go to This Cool Nightclub
1	1 Vote	No, You're Not Much

—	1 Vote	Warning for Chad – Kayla Orders Doug's Tests
—	1 Vote	Things Are Still Liquidating Assets, Seeking Bailouts
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Is Giving Him a Cushy Job
—	1 Vote	Rex Orange County's Alex O'Connor Charged With Stealing $250M in COVID-19 Funds From Law Review -
—	1 Vote	What Do We Have to Know
—	1 Vote	10 Healthy Ways to Eat if You're Trying to Steal Candy Bars

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