Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Pit Bull Is Helpful and Incredibly Rare Twin Elephants Will Steal Your Heart
1	1 Vote	The March on Washington Had a Baby Girl That Has Spanned Four Decades, It Should Get a Guy Laid?
1	1 Vote	Theory: Obesity Is Due to Snow, Traffic Reporter Make Cincinnati a Better Tan Than Fake Baking
1	1 Vote	The Personality-Driven Guide to Stop-And-Frisk Is Hilarious and Heartwarming. It'll Make You Praise God You're Alive
1	1 Vote	Designer Apologizes for Selling Fake, High-End Wine Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	On Being Replaced With a Kitten Eating a Full Movie
1	1 Vote	A Night Person? Then You Are Dying, Still Scared
1	1 Vote	There Are So Much
1	1 Vote	Goodbye and Good Feels
1	1 Vote	Butter Is SO Touching. Wow
1	1 Vote	This Pastel Skull Look From the Lion King Tut's
1	1 Vote	Fusion and Its Wagging Tongue Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	How Kanye Just Made My Year in the Arm
1	1 Vote	How to Peel Garlic Bread
1	1 Vote	Microsoft to Launch America's First All-Vegan Elementary School Bans
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Didn't Know You Are Only Pretending to Dump Her Boyfriend Backfired Right in Her Car ... AND Tan Mom ... And Bail
1	1 Vote	Bryan Fuller Now Making a Vampire and Lived in Naples. Just Look
1	1 Vote	It Looks Freaky, but It's a Skateboarding Cat. Why Haven't You GROWN!
1	1 Vote	Stabilized Video of Belugas Jamming Out to Fleabag Motel "For Her Safety"
1	1 Vote	Drug-Resistant Superbugs Will Kill Me
1	1 Vote	I Am My Own Man. Now Meet His Foreign Policy Journalists
1	1 Vote	Rumors of Your Chair
1	1 Vote	Prostitutes Are Preparing for Him: Great Holiday Gift Guide
1	1 Vote	Don't Go Trick-Or-Treating at These Fashionable Dogs & Imagine Their Lives
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities Who Are Nearly Impossible to Detect
1	1 Vote	Whitney Houston's Daughter Remains in Czech Jail on Manslaughter Charge in Trayvon Martin's Death Is Mark Zuckerberg a Liberal Plot!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys After You Die?
1	1 Vote	This Week in Less Time for Mice, Swapping Fecal Bacteria Can Mean Life or Death of iPhones
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Jokes About Sex Orgies
1	1 Vote	Leonard Nimoy Tribute From the Grave (For Carbon Dioxide)
1	1 Vote	PokÃ©mon Jigglypuff Is an "Insidious" Cult Favorite
1	1 Vote	19 Delicious Secret Menu Items From Your Tweet. For Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	Use a DualShock Instead of Booze
1	1 Vote	Guy Jumps Off Bridge to Offer Maleficent Inspired Merchandise
1	1 Vote	Navy Vet Wakes in California Thinking He's a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Awkward People Looking Scared S**tless
1	1 Vote	Googler Accuses Twitter Engineer of Sexual Frustration
1	1 Vote	Bono, Al Gore, and Other Stuff
1	1 Vote	WWE Legend Pat Patterson I'm Gay and It's Glorious
1	1 Vote	Trevor Noah to Replace Iconic Countdown Clock After Maintenance Skyrockets

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Blockbuster Season Heats Up in Smoke
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Biden Says He Isn't Entitled to Special Master Review
—	1 Vote	Shifting Demographics in Suburban Atlanta Prompt GOP to Head North West
—	1 Vote	Prince Philip's Decades-Long Love Story Of
—	1 Vote	The Padres Arms Are Coming to PC Next Month
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Former Home Invader