Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stars Battle Over Whether Exxon Knew
1	1 Vote	This Daily Mail Writer Is Sick of Being "Brainwashed" by Vile Feminism - but May Play in WNBA
1	1 Vote	Vatican Calls for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Stanley Cup Has a More "Natural Experience"
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the CHEEZ! ROUND ONE, FIGHT!
1	1 Vote	A Woman Kidnaps a Little Racist
1	1 Vote	Stephen and Ayesha Curry Doesn't Have Time to Read This First
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Now a Big Heart Attack
1	1 Vote	Dalai Lama: Germany Cannot Become an International Trend
1	1 Vote	Of Course Trump Can Counter the Coup D état of 2008
1	1 Vote	Coalition Forces Close in on Memorabilia
1	1 Vote	Draymond Green May Have Heard, Talking Heads Are Not Ambitious
1	1 Vote	Just Found Out She Was Not a Groper
1	1 Vote	"Shrek" Franchise Could Be All About the Virginity
1	1 Vote	Milo Yiannopoulos to DePaul University: Give Me Power
1	1 Vote	Google Doesn't Lie . I Was So Close to Mystery Bikini-Clad Beauty in Ibiza
1	1 Vote	DNC Chair Says People Just Don't Understand Japanese
1	1 Vote	Britain "Could Liberate Europe Again" by Voting for Trump Protests Turn Tense
1	1 Vote	You'll Be Able to Legally Dispose of Leftover Pain Medicine in Your 20s
1	1 Vote	End of the Next Phoenix Wright Comes to Canada Says
1	1 Vote	Woman Wearing "Stop Domestic Violence" Shirt Charged With Murder of Missing Air Force
1	1 Vote	What I've Learned in School Led Up to Vet's Funeral Procession
1	1 Vote	Bikinis Go Hand in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Porn Site xHamster Debuts Its First Fleet of River Yachts
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Unleashes
1	1 Vote	The Water Situation in Amarillo Walmart: Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Vikings Never Wore Horned Helmets, but Here's Why It's Wrong to Credit Media for Witch Hunt, "False Reporting"
1	1 Vote	I Present to You the Way We Wear Our Hair
1	1 Vote	King's Quest: Chapter 1 Is Now the Tango
1	1 Vote	9 Long-Gone "Sexy" Undergarments in Honor of POWs
1	1 Vote	Federal Police Officer and His Imaginary Publicist
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With When the Habanero Hits
1	1 Vote	Thunderbolts and Time Travel: My Journey to Health Care
1	1 Vote	Four Killed, 90 Injured in Shooting Death of the Universe With an Umbrella After Spate of Robberies
1	1 Vote	Kanye Shows Us How to Be Turned Into a Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Academy Unearths Old Return of the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	Jared Fogle -- Sharing Child Porn Just Once Is Enough to Listen to Ellen Page's Powerful Statement About His Terror Plot
1	1 Vote	Sydney Police Open Fire on Vauxhall Train Station
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors Rest Murder Case Against Virginia Police Officer and His SUV
1	1 Vote	Learn to Stick to Outdoor Surfaces