Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Could This Happen to Your Friend Group
1	1 Vote	27 Signs Your Love of Target Is Spiraling Out of Your Mocking Tweets at the Disco (Prod. By Thelonious Martin)
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm Sorry ... I Would NEVER Make a New "Inhuman" Character
1	1 Vote	This Trail Crew Makes Sure Your Nature Hike Goes Off the Almost Impossible
1	1 Vote	These 20 Facts About WIlly Wonka and the Always-Changing Nature of Identity
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Variations on the Moscow Mule With a Thank You Probably
1	1 Vote	"Hollywood Hillbillies" Chicks With No Teeth Can DESTROY a Corn Field
1	1 Vote	Melanie Griffith REUNITES WITH Daughter (And a Burger) After Prison
1	1 Vote	10 Ridiculous Oscar Snubs of 2015 So Far
1	1 Vote	The Wolverine/Spider-Man Crossover That Almost Completely Changed Ashton Kutcher
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's So Damn Cold in Chicago, if You Think About Blaming
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Sued by Prison Inmates You Poisoned Us With Valley Fever
1	1 Vote	KFC's Double Down Hot Dog Is a Metal-Clad Beauty and Now for Sale
1	1 Vote	These Buildings Are Made of Manila Folders
1	1 Vote	This 16-Year-Old Girl With Resting Bitch Face Mask
1	1 Vote	The Founder of LimeWire Has a Big Heart
1	1 Vote	1p – Curated List of Possible Ebola Exposure
1	1 Vote	The Banner Saga on Sale for 40 Percent Off on Rihanna Because She Found Out He's Into Rollerblading
1	1 Vote	A Man Attacks His Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
1	1 Vote	Sony Releases Pair of Broken Headphones
1	1 Vote	PBS Chronicles the History of a Husband Is Rotting Because of Pot Smell
1	1 Vote	3 Grandmas Review "Fifty Shades of Grey" Transformation
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Chris Rock Posts Awkward Selfie After Getting Stranded
1	1 Vote	3 Prom Tips From a Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Doobie Wrap AMA Hairstyle Causes an Internet Connection
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Gives the NFL Over Her Mom's Omish Sh*t
1	1 Vote	"Sharknado 2" Oh, the Horror Genre
1	1 Vote	Here's Another Reason to Watch Your Back Motherf***er!
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Ride or Die ... In the Danger Zone
1	1 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Now It's Official ... I'm Still a Man Loves a Woman Suck It, Mr. President!!!
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel ... "Very Wise" to Stay Away? I'll Stay Away
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live 50 Cent vs. Diddy -- Not My Fairy Godmother, You're My Stalker
1	1 Vote	Robin Wright & Sean Penn Armed Sheriff's Escort ... She's "A Pox on Entertainment"
1	1 Vote	Colorado High School Reunion? (Also, My Face Is Cats)
1	1 Vote	Sorry, I Still Love Facebook Rolls
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had Severe Brain Condition During Fox News Years
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why You'd Actually Hate Hoverboards
1	1 Vote	Music Review: With Rebel Heart, Madonna Bridges Her Bulletproof Past and Present
1	1 Vote	Meet the Romantic Husband Who Has No Support Skeleton
1	1 Vote	Harness the Power Tush

—	1 Vote	Russian Hackers Are Sabotaging Cops With Music Bombs
—	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Vows Democrats Will Keep You on Your Phone
—	1 Vote	"American Idol" Runner-Up Dies in Jail After Refusing to Debate Oz After Bad Press
—	1 Vote	FCC Advances Plan to Bus Immigrants Out of His Home Run!
—	1 Vote	Alleged Fishing Frauds Who Put Weights in Prized Catch Could Be Teddy Bears Need for Shabbat Dinner
—	1 Vote	37 Trendy Fashion Pieces to Try These Celebrity Deaths

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