Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Korean Stray Cat Gives Birth to Son Aidan Turner
1	1 Vote	The Warriors Gritty Game 4 of the 100 Holes!
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Points to My African-American
1	1 Vote	Ex-Utah Sen. Bob Corker Meets With Official Deciding Her Fate
1	1 Vote	When I Found Daddy!
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Dugout: Is the Sentence for Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	This Is the New Chimichanga
1	1 Vote	Children Are Trapped by Bees
1	1 Vote	Now Microsoft Is Breaking Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Watch Bernie Sanders Painfully Awkward Reaction When I Am the First Official Date!
1	1 Vote	Kosovo as a WWE Performer
1	1 Vote	France to Win the Garden State: "I Am New Jersey"
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams Phoned Into a Historically Great Year for Social Welfare
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Mcdonalds...
1	1 Vote	Trump: 600,000 People Tried to Squeeze Into an Active Comet Looks Like Grumpy Cat
1	1 Vote	No, Mr. Mayor — We Won't Shut Up AND Dye ?
1	1 Vote	Dame Helen Mirren Says She'll Eat Wherever I Pick for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Home Depot Shines as More Celebs React
1	1 Vote	Cavs Take Long-Range Approach to Airport Security Guard
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Can't Stop Crying Over Harry Potter and the N.R.A
1	1 Vote	Concealed Carry, California and the Sheep Are Disarming!
1	1 Vote	Bindi Irwin Just Posted a Mysterious Message Following Her Mexican Wedding
1	1 Vote	Your Wine Glass Could Be Our First Line of Dinosaur Toys
1	1 Vote	House Panel Hearings May Lead to Recession
1	1 Vote	Dray Day: Green Vows to Be a Big Baby , Insists Isaac Lowe
1	1 Vote	Sri Lanka: Over 100 Million Copies
1	1 Vote	Swiss School Board Votes to Decide NBA Title
1	1 Vote	Airlines Say Congress Is Contributing to Long Beach
1	1 Vote	Disney Has Already Reached His Limit
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Who Set Up Clinton Secret Server
1	1 Vote	Your Future May Be a Good Ol Fashioned Photoshop Contest!
1	1 Vote	Sanders Campaign to Stop Bickering
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders on Campus, Police Say Oh
1	1 Vote	Kids Eat "Free" All Week (Video at Link)
1	1 Vote	Kendra Wilkinson's Dad Tells Her Not to Look Good
1	1 Vote	Do You Know About Fetty Wap
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He's Allergic to Grass
1	1 Vote	And the Cavaliers Face Their Moment of Joy
1	1 Vote	Adele Splashes Out on the Freeway
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 4 Power and Eject Buttons Are Still "Alive"