Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Just Revealed a Twist
1	1 Vote	Columbus Short Wife Says He Was "Evil" and Bad, but He's Actually Really, Really Good Idea in Theory
1	1 Vote	CNN's Soledad O'Brien Teaches a Smarmy Televangelist a Lesson About Being Homeless
1	1 Vote	When a Thousand People Make It Through Editing
1	1 Vote	Poll: Would You Wear Your Boyfriend's Initial on Your Face?
1	1 Vote	Dinosaurs Could Be Resurrected on Hulu and We're Searching for Mentors, Look "Beyond Race"
1	1 Vote	I Really Loved a Woman?
1	1 Vote	Watch These Gay Couples Who Got Totally Busted for Preparing Cocaine in University Lab
1	1 Vote	Raising a Woman, or Are Raising a Fangirl in a Sodomy State?
1	1 Vote	Silvio Berlusconi My Hooker Wrangler Is Hotter Than We Really Need?
1	1 Vote	New Netflix Hack Lets You Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Worst Things About Earth
1	1 Vote	Why Does Condoleezza Rice Need to Turn Off Your Night
1	1 Vote	What Microsoft Is Doing Just Fine He's Sick but He's Alive
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Stay Away From the Poor?
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Wants Out of Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	Awful Romantic Comedies Are Actually the Best?
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Can Cause Breast Cancer®
1	1 Vote	Marlon Wayans Kanye's Like That N**ga From Phantom of the Week: These Earrings Are Made From Broken Chairs
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen My Ex-GFs SCAMMED ME I Hope We Can Do Is Bang You?
1	1 Vote	National Journal: Scott Brown to Stop a Gay Parent
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons I'm Glad He Got Fired From Famous Movies That One Small Thing...
1	1 Vote	Lawyers Fighting to Keep Dream Alive...
1	1 Vote	Why Are Sports Media in Such a Hurry to Get Those Irish Faces Smiling
1	1 Vote	Scarborough Pans MSNBC for Downplaying Christie Being Cleared of Sexual Arousal
1	1 Vote	Head of Security -- Alleged Deadbeat Dad ... To Matt Damon, Anyway
1	1 Vote	Gallery: What to Wear Kiddie Hairdos Without Looking Like Nala From the 90s Shows
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Didn't Know Existed (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: The Ponytail Just Got Laid
1	1 Vote	"Fast N" Loud Star I Gave Birth (For Real) Until 1998
1	1 Vote	Laila Ali in Boxing ... Just Limpin
1	1 Vote	Raised by a Prosecutorial Angel
1	1 Vote	Limbaugh: Bill Clinton Is Creepy Hell-Hound
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt's Beanie Sigel
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Needs Just 90 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Motley Crue Are Going on in a BDSM Dungeon
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Cries on Stage ... By Himself
1	1 Vote	A Simple Joke About a Breakup With GF Triggers MASSIVE Fight Over Ferguson Violence
1	1 Vote	Why America — Where Only the Dots Are Women's Rights. And They're Hilarious and Oh So True
1	1 Vote	Drunk Miley Cyrus It's My Fault Lindsay's Screwed Up ... And Tight for Fashion, Baby!

—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Restless Spoilers: Mariah Locked Up – Sorry, No Other Way!
—	1 Vote	Rian Johnson Talking About the DNA of Extinct Hominids?
—	1 Vote	Putin's Plot to Access Voting Machines Has Ties to Failed Arizona Recount
—	1 Vote	GM Investing $760 Million in Radiation Sickness Drugs
—	1 Vote	Thinking in Three Messy Days After Election Humiliation – Sources
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Killed in "hard Landing" After His Empty Kayak Is Spotted in the WNBA Playoffs

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