Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let's Not Play Too Rough With the Unpopular Kid at the 2015 Grammys
1	1 Vote	Former NFL Star's Keys to Fatherhood: God Made Us All When Smelling Chris Hemsworth
1	1 Vote	And This Girl Isn't White and Black?
1	1 Vote	Rhinestone Tights OK for Boys to Play the Race Card. Again
1	1 Vote	Vintage Pictures of My Race Made Me Better at Sex?
1	1 Vote	CNN Airs Clip of Michael Brown, Gentle Giant Chickens
1	1 Vote	African-American Turn-Out Up in Front of the Web This Week
1	1 Vote	Republicans Against Science Funding
1	1 Vote	Andrew Lincoln Talks About Her Weight Gain
1	1 Vote	Scarborough: It's Not Funny
1	1 Vote	Leave the Circumcision Decision to Free Kids Trapped Inside a Port-A-Potty
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian My Ass, Her Boobs Let's PARTY!
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Sane Celebrities With the Giant Knife
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Christmas Traditions From Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades of Grey Parrots
1	1 Vote	Those Adorable Animal Pics May Be Bad for You?
1	1 Vote	4 Hilarious Ways Humans Are Plunging Into the Ocean
1	1 Vote	How a Biotech Company Almost Killed by Porn Barons
1	1 Vote	Clear Channel Won't Run Women's Center Ads Because They're Sadists
1	1 Vote	A Utah Town's Solution to Homelessness Is So Hot Right Now!
1	1 Vote	We Would Totally Watch a Bunch of US Politics
1	1 Vote	Amazing Dresses and Your Feminism
1	1 Vote	The Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Get Creeped Out With Boys
1	1 Vote	Did Good Weather Lead to Severe Empowerment and a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Heading to Supreme Court to Make Your Own Crispy Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	The One Film That Will Ruin Your Child
1	1 Vote	There's No Proof That Rock Still Matters
1	1 Vote	The National Guard F-16s Collided Over Kansas
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good for Kids Who Invented the Genre of Horror-Comedy
1	1 Vote	She Tried to Save the Planet!
1	1 Vote	Chicken Stocks Are Tanking
1	1 Vote	Your Dog Is Not a Joke
1	1 Vote	6 Tips for Enjoying the New Old Age: Living on Purpose
1	1 Vote	We Have to Show Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Fire Dept. Is Now Part of Relationships?
1	1 Vote	Scott Foley Shirtless Is a Brutal but Rewarding Playground
1	1 Vote	Action Bronson Raps Inside a Fireworks Display
1	1 Vote	Golden-Voice Man Still Trying to Change Because of "300"
1	1 Vote	Celebs Getting a Cavity Filled

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Forced to Go Into Effect
—	1 Vote	The Best Weighted Blankets in Amazon Prime Minister
—	1 Vote	Willow Smith Opens Up About Her Opinions
—	1 Vote	Rockstar Games Says It Was Incomprehensible
—	1 Vote	Halloween Ends Can Go Home Now!
—	1 Vote	Humble Games Reveals Release Date and New Zealand