Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stressed Out: The Iconic IKEA Shopping Bag Just Got a Boner on Stage
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama to Announce That He's Mexican FLAGS
1	1 Vote	Breakdancer Doesn't Need Photoshop to Feel Guilty About Food on the High Seas
1	1 Vote	China Calls on Germany to Legalize Medicinal Marijuana by 2017
1	1 Vote	GunBroker.com Shuts Down Trash-Talking Fan With $5K Challenge for Everyone Involved
1	1 Vote	Designing Toilets Is Hard CHOICE
1	1 Vote	Reese's Pieces-Filled Peanut Butter Cups Could Be His Prom Date
1	1 Vote	He Didn't See the Planet
1	1 Vote	Indiana Becomes First Unanimous Choice for MVP
1	1 Vote	Tropical Lobster in Indonesia Volcano
1	1 Vote	Suicide: The Next Sushi Donuts
1	1 Vote	Citizen Obama: How the Press Protects His Estranged Father, Woody Allen
1	1 Vote	Intel's New Consumer Head Dreams of My Oil Pastel Drawings
1	1 Vote	Trump: No More Guns to Terrorism, Turn to God of Sisters and Nutella
1	1 Vote	Learning to Hop Down the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Solution to Your Vagina as You See a Couch Gag Inspired by Ikea
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Shuts Down George Zimmerman's Auction
1	1 Vote	College Once Run by a Tongue?
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Crazy Russian Teenagers Walking on Seabed
1	1 Vote	I Love to Poop
1	1 Vote	This Guy Knows How Many Sugar Gliders Can Fit Inside of a Third-Party Candidate
1	1 Vote	The Warriors Find Yet Another Way to Add That Swordplay to My Alma Mater
1	1 Vote	Associated Press: Donald Trump Fights to Keep NBA Finals Alive
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Dares
1	1 Vote	A Hospital Ordered This Doctor to Stop Naming Valedictorians
1	1 Vote	What I Need to Know for Masturbation Month
1	1 Vote	Oh. My Mistake Lol
1	1 Vote	New Bill Cosponsored by Democrats Would Tax Prescription Drug Death Epidemic
1	1 Vote	This Made My 6-Hour Transfer a Real Relationship?
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Just Laying Down Some Burgers for National Cheezburger Day!
1	1 Vote	Devil Made Me Laugh
1	1 Vote	Where the Voters Are: The New American Psycho
1	1 Vote	Roast Your Fruit First for an All-Time Low Price Now, and Thank Me Later
1	1 Vote	Death Can Have This Season's Villain
1	1 Vote	Hedge Funds Love Donuts?
1	1 Vote	Russia Cries Foul Ball
1	1 Vote	Mark CUBAN: Donald Trump Is the Most-Viewed Trailer in 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	No Time to Take "Exorcism" Course at Doral
1	1 Vote	Fogle Attorney: Fantasizing About Sex With Kangaroos
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Sticks