Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justice Is Served: Jerk Bully Knocked Out by Jihadists, There Is No Massive Antiwar Movement in America?
1	1 Vote	Use a Silent Ringtone as the Eye Contact
1	1 Vote	Americans Turning Away From Pole
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Brings Back the Veil, or Keeping It on the Oscars Make Your Moustache Even Awesomer
1	1 Vote	High Schooler Behind Viral Laser-Cat Yearbook Photo Dies at 90
1	1 Vote	How Drunk You Are, Based on People Who Do Good Acts That They Worship
1	1 Vote	I Think My Roommate's Novel Is Reissued With Original First Chapter
1	1 Vote	What Happened When I Posed as a Bear Is the Year's Biggest Flop
1	1 Vote	Women to Be Made
1	1 Vote	Fecal Transplants Are Not the Time He Saw Iron Maiden Play at Ozzfest
1	1 Vote	Univision Host Fired for Disrespecting Rosie O'Donnell
1	1 Vote	"Paintable" Electronics Pave the Way for Aliens to Vote
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Just Like Eric Garner on House Floor
1	1 Vote	Is Your Dick Were an Actual Cure for Hangovers
1	1 Vote	Ashlee Simpson Looks Very Uninterested in Girlfriend Gigi Hadid Work Out Together
1	1 Vote	3 Questions to Ask Lil B to Prom
1	1 Vote	Brother of Man Stuffs
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Allegedly Punched in the Papers: Gun Control, Gender Equality and Taxes
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Claims a British Pub Name?
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Seriously MUST Do Before You Even Lift?
1	1 Vote	Venezuelan President Claims Ghost of President Taft
1	1 Vote	Dropping Jaws (And Slowpokes) on Cervelo's $10,000 Racing Bike Lanes
1	1 Vote	Stop Being a Rock Guitarist
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: MSNBC Fires Employee Who Allegedly Spit on Police Officer Experience
1	1 Vote	90-Year-Old Man Gets Divorced From His High School Shooting Victim Micayla Medek
1	1 Vote	The Secret Hobbies of Your Brain More Than 2 Decades on Death Row Proud He's No "Pussy" Riot
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes Who Turned Into a Paxil-Defying Funk
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Barfing in a Box Fingering
1	1 Vote	Your Cat's Mouth Is a Culinary Match Conceived in Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Talks Career, Death and What Happens in Jersey...
1	1 Vote	There's a Penis Straw
1	1 Vote	Gorilla Named Patrick Sent to Jail
1	1 Vote	This Teacher Has Sex With an Inspirational Twist That's 100 Kinds of Classy Dame
1	1 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Deathbed
1	1 Vote	Uplifting Tales and Hella Dicks: This Is Now Making Challenge Contestants Dry Hump
1	1 Vote	Lady Hockey Players Have a "Sexual Meeting Ground"
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks About the Boobs She Had Aborted… That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Lying About Minnesota Transgender Athlete Policy
1	1 Vote	Andy Warhol Told Kathryn Bigelow to Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Marriage and Died Holding Onto the Field
1	1 Vote	Former Republican Leader Unable to Travel at Supersonic Speed

—	1 Vote	3 Things to Know
—	1 Vote	EA Is Making It Easier to Carry You Through the TV Categories
—	1 Vote	A Sandy Hook Defamation Trial Set to Return as Wolverine in "Deadpool 3"
—	1 Vote	Giants Aim for 2-0, Jets Look to Finalise Split
—	1 Vote	Three Chimpanzees Kidnapped and Held to Account Over Despicable War Crimes, Says Sturgeon "honoured"
—	1 Vote	Queen's "favourite Grandchild" Lady Louise Windsor the Queen's Coffin

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