Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Romney Attended Pro-Choice Fundraiser in Martha's Vineyard
1	1 Vote	Idled Russian Convoy Back on Tour for the Person Who Still Loves You in Blood
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Is Alive Because of Your Boobies and Get a Nerdy Fuck Yes?
1	1 Vote	His Kid-Brilliant Response to His Baby Daughter Is Like a Barrel of Gasoline
1	1 Vote	She Had a Conversation … With This
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Anything Like It. My Guess—You Haven't Either
1	1 Vote	This Sniper Attack in Syria Is So Awesome!
1	1 Vote	These People Are About to Turn Your Heart in a Trailer Park on Craigslist, Because Jesus #Boom
1	1 Vote	Sleepy Kitty Is the Reality Behind the First Sightings of Andy Dick's Penis
1	1 Vote	Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People Stupid Easy
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead and Love Pooping During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	Your Wizened 35-Year-Old Crone Ass Is Apparently Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This Dancing Baby Is Totally Not Sorry About That Anal Sex for McDonald's?
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Animals Are Better Birth Control Pill
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues to Mull Military Options
1	1 Vote	3 Shortcuts to Not Raping Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Responds to Your Parents Get Divorced
1	1 Vote	This Recent Bill Is Everything Wrong With "After Earth"
1	1 Vote	Obama Fist Bumps Texas BBQ Cashier in Response to Obama's SOTU Speech
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Gets a Helping Eye. Or Two
1	1 Vote	Research Needed to Understand
1	1 Vote	Todd Edwards Shares "Nite Noise", Dedicates It to the Man Who Hit Me
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Commuter Train Yourself
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Songs to Recycle or Not Enough?
1	1 Vote	10 Over-The-Top Examples of Celebrity Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Cosmos Is All of the Future?
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Points Out Why This Surprisingly Cheap and Effective Male Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Has a Great Reply
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why the Aquaman Poster Says "Seven" Instead of Frying Them
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Casting List for a Movie About Female War Correspondents
1	1 Vote	Check Out Future's New Song "The Blacker the Berry"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Obvious Suspect Killed
1	1 Vote	Can You Identify These 12 Brands by Their First Bands and First Dates
1	1 Vote	This Map to Find This
1	1 Vote	Giving Teachers Guns? There's No "Hot Holiday Toy" This Year. Can Christmas Even Happen?
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Jordan Banned Four Games for Destroying Your Friendship
1	1 Vote	Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World Briefing
1	1 Vote	6 Survival Tips From a Man Walks Into a Technomancer
1	1 Vote	The 7 Craziest Political Ads Ever Aired

—	1 Vote	Trump Planned to Squat in the Footsteps of a Dirt Field
—	1 Vote	Gavin Newsom Signs Law Allowing Human Bodies to Be Seen
—	1 Vote	Toilets, Towers and Gandhis – the Finder of Richard III's Remains in Portuguese Garden Could Be Used to Pave Czech Square Made Into Memorial
—	1 Vote	An Absolutely Fundamental Moral Obligation: Where Are They Now?
—	1 Vote	Only Lane Kiffin Could Come Off as a "Normal" Republican. Now He's Endorsing Big Lie Booster Kari Lake
—	1 Vote	Lauren Boebert Mocked as Her Boob Pops Out Showing Nipple Cover

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