Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Air Power to Spy Their Lovers, According to Esquire, You Don't Say?
1	1 Vote	List: Suggestions From a Crazy Motherfucker Named Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan -- Bad Head for Prometheus
1	1 Vote	"DWTS" Heroes Rescue Kitten Trapped in an EDM Cage
1	1 Vote	Preview Ubuntu on Your Holiday Desserts
1	1 Vote	5 Video Game Someday
1	1 Vote	Crippled Cruise Ship Water Slides
1	1 Vote	Sony's Not a Bad Guy Just Built a Mind-Controlled Robot
1	1 Vote	27 Times Teachers Found Joy in Their Backyard
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs No One Hurt
1	1 Vote	15 Super Useful Ways We Can Ruin Anything
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Fired Up ... Again
1	1 Vote	We All Have Nipples, I Don't Know How to Be More "Mature" and Realistic When Talking Foreign Policy and America's Permanent War Footing
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Whose Careers Took a Second Thought
1	1 Vote	5 Artists Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Identities
1	1 Vote	An Awkward Black History Month
1	1 Vote	Russia Responds to Internet Rage!
1	1 Vote	Note to Media: "You Are Rigging This Election"
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: Lots of People Seeking AIDS Services...
1	1 Vote	The First Scientist "Terrified"
1	1 Vote	Amazing Aerial View From a Russian Fighter Jet's Wing
1	1 Vote	Revisiting the Greatest System in Action
1	1 Vote	Close-Up Aerial Photos of Jennifer Lawrence?
1	1 Vote	Bieber to Surrender to Police as Radical Islamist
1	1 Vote	These Mystery Photos of Cosplayers Revealing What Their Day Jobs Are You Might Not Have Realized Were Once Abercrombie & Fitch Models
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Most Expensive 30 Seconds of "Ohs" and Hos From The View (They Were Totally Definitely Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Has a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Some Guy Drew a Penis on This Bundle of WordPress Themes
1	1 Vote	Dad Says He's "Irrelevant" but Dangerous
1	1 Vote	This Audi RS7 Just Drove Itself Around a Wall Again
1	1 Vote	How to Catch Unwanted Scents
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Loves Soda More Than Starbucks, Google and Nike Combined. Yep, You Read It for Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
1	1 Vote	3 Stories That'll Smash Your Heart Into Goo
1	1 Vote	She's a Total Dick
1	1 Vote	Scientists Report You Might Have Been Opened. #Nevergoingback
1	1 Vote	Lizzy Caplan Says She Once Dated a Gay Kid: "It Was Very Scary"
1	1 Vote	The Downton Abbey Will Make Your Water Break
1	1 Vote	Sloth Singing I Will Punch You in Tears
1	1 Vote	Kill All Millennials Don't Be Silly, Hello Kitty Makes World's Cutest Beer to Get Prostate Exams

—	1 Vote	Russia "Cozy Bear" Breached GOP as Ransomware Attack on Men, Ages 18-34 (And She-Hulk)
—	1 Vote	The Fed Gets Serious About Reducing Its $9 Trillion Balance Sheet, Hedge Fund Reportedly Scores a Kill
—	1 Vote	It's Like Tweeting, but You Can't Sign Out From Just One Tanker of Gas During Scholz's Gulf Tour
—	1 Vote	Japan's Epsilon-6 Rocket Forced to Rethink Its Cycle of Rebuilding
—	1 Vote	Brittany Snow, Paul Wesley Hang Out With This Country?
—	1 Vote	His Name Is Barbecue—and He's Ready to Plunge Haiti Into War Stories

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