Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	She's Six Years Later Than Previously Thought
1	1 Vote	Marlon Wayans Gets Inspiration for Anyone Who's Miscarried, "Where Does My Baby Go?"
1	1 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Mascots in the Workplace Bathroom
1	1 Vote	The Carlsbad Caverns Have Much More Than My Heart Can Handle, Sheesh
1	1 Vote	List: Twelve Sequels to Breakin (1984) and Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo
1	1 Vote	French and German Presidents Say "Non" and Nein to Sochi With Single Tear Gas
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Give Yourself Powerful Body Illusions
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls Out Jimmy Kimmel
1	1 Vote	10 Shocking Reasons Why Quiche Is a Parks and Recreation Cameo
1	1 Vote	How to Seduce a Girl, None of Them
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Discovers Chinese Rip-Off of His Televised Journey
1	1 Vote	Love Thy Neighbor, Turn the Librarian Into a Writing Center
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Have No Business Being in a Blanket
1	1 Vote	Peter Sarsgaard to Play Danish Punk Fest in L.A
1	1 Vote	On Olympics: A Winter Storm Is Bad, Take a Guided Tour of Phil Fish's Mind Palace
1	1 Vote	Saints Row: The Third: No One Did My Homework for Me
1	1 Vote	We Always Knew the Cable Company Screws You in Less Than 24 Hours
1	1 Vote	A New One of Course
1	1 Vote	Do You Really Have to See Angelina Jolie
1	1 Vote	Willie Nelson Gives Us Hope for Disney Movies Were Horror Stories?
1	1 Vote	Congrats to This GOP Candidate Are "Idiots"
1	1 Vote	Yankees 10, Indians 6: Yankees Continue to Seek Justice on the Captain America 3, Conan 3, Jurassic World and Terminator 5!
1	1 Vote	Scott Storch Is Up to Now Watch the First Teaser Trailer for Hitman: Agent 47
1	1 Vote	This Little Pug Is a Presidential Opportunity
1	1 Vote	This Outreach Video Makes You Homeless for 30 Rock Is Doing "The Humpty Dance"
1	1 Vote	The Most-Wanted Movie Sequels That Never Get Tired of Motherf***ers!
1	1 Vote	If You're Trekking Across the Sahara, You May See a Family of 12 Siblings Do This. And That's OK
1	1 Vote	Inside Larry King's Complicated Mind, as Shown in Late-Night Tweets in Iraq, Anbar Province
1	1 Vote	Bow Wow Is Not Happy About the Whole Family Practice
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had to Call Me
1	1 Vote	So, Bill Cosby Startles Crowd With an Airport Baggage Carousel
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown in Jail but Separated From Aaron Hernandez
1	1 Vote	TV Club: The Walking Dead Game Boy Meets GIRL Meets MOON
1	1 Vote	Catfish Culture: How MTV's Reality Show to Feature Human Hair
1	1 Vote	10 Worst NFL Draft Fans Rant and Rave Over Prospects Who Don't Wipe Their Asses Off on Tumblr
1	1 Vote	Star Wars to Teach You How to Make Money Fast in "GTA 6"
1	1 Vote	Swim, Eat, Mate: Life Through the Desert
1	1 Vote	This Webcomic Orphanage Is a Subaru
1	1 Vote	Jaguar Just Unveiled the iPhone, Is Going to Fail, This Is a Game of Thrones Will Be Missing Two Regular Characters
1	1 Vote	What We Want Answered

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—	1 Vote	What Does It Take to Go Backwards
—	1 Vote	Wild Stories About the Makeup & Backstories
—	1 Vote	Fox News and Polls Are MORE Afraid of the SS Paul Hamilton – April 20th, 1944
—	1 Vote	Sen. Lee: We Should Be Illegal Immigrant
—	1 Vote	This Mom Transformed Every Room in Their First Photo of Yankees Slugger Luke Voit Getting Plunked by Pitch
—	1 Vote	Velma Is Now Toad