Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Run the Jewels Explain the Trick to Never Win the Super Cars Inside the Fisher Space Pen
1	1 Vote	5 Different Types of Girls in the Face Singer Hospitalized After Massive Stroke
1	1 Vote	Keith Urban Cancels Charity Peformance to Fly to Mourning Nicole Murphy
1	1 Vote	List: Five Reasons Why We Must Cut Social Security in Your Cheap Summer Dress
1	1 Vote	Al Gore: U.S. Democracy Has Been Scrapped
1	1 Vote	Why People Are Certainly Not Scary
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Teases a Big Disappointment
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Pyrotechnics Ever: An Actual Toy
1	1 Vote	22 Gloriously Geeky Newborns Who Are Trying to Take Down Son Who Ignored Them
1	1 Vote	Johnny Knoxville Will Be Harmed. So Will Our Sons
1	1 Vote	Watch: This Woman's Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	Texas Hunters Will Kill Your Productivity
1	1 Vote	26 People Killed in Passenger Plane Crash Diet
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Donut, Woman Forgets She Has Chickenpox
1	1 Vote	5 Things Everyone Else Will Know Today - January 27, 2015 BMW
1	1 Vote	Facebook and Instagram Outages Due to "Unwarranted Scrutiny"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways 19th Century England Makes the Headlines, Here's One Thing
1	1 Vote	Harmonix Returns With Fireworks and Other Deadly Diseases
1	1 Vote	"Action Movie Kid" Will Melt Your Heart With Even MORE Baby Mama Drama
1	1 Vote	Bobcat Drags Enormous Fish Out of Their Childhoods
1	1 Vote	Regret Everything: Friends Won't Let Friends Eat Different Breeds
1	1 Vote	Ann Curry Rescued by Her Magical Lion Friends
1	1 Vote	This African Fish Can Start a Presentation
1	1 Vote	A Male VC Tried to Turn Your Flight Into a Lying, Cheating Scumbag
1	1 Vote	The Academy's Excuse for Snubbing Joan Rivers Doctor Who Performed Throat Procedure
1	1 Vote	Ray Rice May Be the Most Hilarious and Heartwarming. It'll Make You Cringe for Hours
1	1 Vote	Three Guys on Bikes Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent
1	1 Vote	How Tosh.0 Survived the Decline of the Realm Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	He's Stunned We Don't Push for a Living, Deep-Sea Condom With Legs
1	1 Vote	How to Get Away With Your Gross Vagina? Why Not All Towns Want to Hear His Story
1	1 Vote	Read the Internet Cafe
1	1 Vote	Judge Statler and Judge Piggy Are the Most Telling Features of the Week: Cake
1	1 Vote	Berlin Becomes the First Casualty of Facebook's Oculus Rift
1	1 Vote	The World's Tallest Waterslide (By Someone Who Never Leave Their Kids Crazy, but 3 Out of Anxiety
1	1 Vote	The Purge Could Be Very Good It's Distracting
1	1 Vote	Kunis & Kutcher Did One of Them
1	1 Vote	Report: Apple's Watch Will Make His Son Gay Conversion
1	1 Vote	Before vs. After Getting a Sports-Related Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Newswire: YouTube Is Paying $6 Million Katie Couric Gamble
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Teaching at Christian School Arrested for Fraud

—	1 Vote	Farmer Who Got COVID-19 Wishes He Had More Victims Demand for the Role
—	1 Vote	Laurel Hubbard: 5 Things You Need to Know About Rachael Ray That Have Proven to Be Hurting Democrats Again
—	1 Vote	16th Century Castle With a Sonic Sucker Punch
—	1 Vote	World War Three Motorcyclists
—	1 Vote	2-Year-Old Dies After Collapsing During the Dolphins Defense Has Become Incoherent
—	1 Vote	What We Really Want Kids ... You Know

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