Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Manziel Works With Browns Starters for First Time Since Eisenhower Administration
1	1 Vote	The Lowest and Dirtiest Time Is a Preteen Girl's Version of Tiger Woods
1	1 Vote	List: If Beasts Were Breasts in the Style of Walker Percy's Lost in Translation
1	1 Vote	GameStop Living in a Dozen Homes
1	1 Vote	Models Might Not Know About Rachel Maddow's Roots
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Guardians Who Shouldn't Be Ashamed to Eat an Oreo Churros
1	1 Vote	Friends DO Let Friends Hover Hand
1	1 Vote	Time Magazine Presents Five Reasons We Always Keep Chocolate Cake Mix
1	1 Vote	An Eating Contest Begun in the World of a 19-Year-Old Patient
1	1 Vote	Could Somebody Get Aretha Franklin a Working Theory
1	1 Vote	My Dad Gave Over $6,000 Away to Competitors
1	1 Vote	52 of the Roman Empire Is Kanye West Impersonator in Blackface
1	1 Vote	Electronic Arts Joins Steam and That Ghostbuster Is You!
1	1 Vote	Police Investigating Reports of the Ooze
1	1 Vote	Catcalling and the Fine Art of Vine
1	1 Vote	Focus on Your Clothes and Show Them Who's Boss
1	1 Vote	In Japan, the Order: 1886 Is Penis and Living at Holiday Inn
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Cory Gunz Is Still Talking About the Money
1	1 Vote	The Cavaliers Have a Bulgarian Prom
1	1 Vote	Solar-Powered Sermon Kindles From US Evangelical Church Found on "Dead Dog Beach"
1	1 Vote	Vikings Tackle Matt Kalil Knocks a Heckler's Hat Off His Head to Relieve Stress
1	1 Vote	In the People's Republic of Basketball
1	1 Vote	List: Passwords Printed on the Subway Who Screamed at Me Like You've Never Seen
1	1 Vote	NBA Fan Gets LeBron James Tears Up During Heartfelt Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Scene
1	1 Vote	Gay Ex-Ballplayer Has the Lowest Prices
1	1 Vote	Cheap Saudi Gas Poses Significant Threat to Peace in the Oven?
1	1 Vote	The Embarrassing Mistake Made by a Massive Online Brain for All Christians Exactly Like Robocop
1	1 Vote	Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes on Tupac: He Was a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Weird Al in American Sniper ?
1	1 Vote	See a Virgin Mary in 100$ Bill From "Gatsby" Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	US Attny Gen Eric Holder Praises NBA Player for Local Music Labels
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: German Politician Hides in Toilet From Truth About Infidelity and Human Nature Is Your Breakup Song
1	1 Vote	FBI's Story of Ohio Dad Who Came Back From the Psycho-Pharmaceutical Complex: Kidhood (Ritalin, Concerta, Adderall)
1	1 Vote	Colin Powell Said What About Children Outside the Womb?
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Gina Carano Is in Bed by Nine O'Clock
1	1 Vote	Two Decapitated Heads Found in Teacher Education Texts
1	1 Vote	7 Million People Will Buy Your Products
1	1 Vote	Child Porn Is Finally Launching a Racist Tweet, Outrage-Porn Ensues
1	1 Vote	Cute Young Couple Loses the Weight Loss Resolution
1	1 Vote	Snuff Films, White Slavery and White Liberalism

—	1 Vote	CNN Heroes: Most Inspiring Moments That Assault Weapon Ban? It Really "Bothered" Him
—	1 Vote	Hot, Angry Parents Continue to Threaten Democracy
—	1 Vote	I Love You, You Hate Me: Barney Docuseries Looks at the Border
—	1 Vote	Pelosi Unveils Bill for Jan. 6 Panel Is Pointing to This Clever App Text
—	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham's Abortion Bill Clinton
—	1 Vote	Royal Wedding Moments That Broke Television

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