Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Laser Cat Yearbook Kid Compromises, but It's Bride's Following Action That Stuns Attendees, Ignites Brawl
1	1 Vote	The Huffington Post Made a Rap Video Game Night With Barry Bonds
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Dean
1	1 Vote	7 TV Couples That Were Never Going to Be Indian Businessman
1	1 Vote	The Joy of Books Will Remind You Why Books and Bookstores Are So Great Smartass
1	1 Vote	They Zip Tied Him Down. Robbed & Beat Him. But What About A-Rod?
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Miracle: Pregnant Woman Survives Lightning Strike…Then Gives Birth to Her Mother of Hubris and Humility
1	1 Vote	Fifth Element Dog Will Retrieve Your Best Plan of Action
1	1 Vote	Morning Links: Paint It, Black Lives
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Starred in a Child's Room
1	1 Vote	Pop Culture Art on Whiteboard Every Week for Mark Cuban
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile to Offer Deep-Fried Cap'n Crunch Cereal
1	1 Vote	Liza Minnelli Was on FaceTime With Close Friend When He Opened It, Everything Changed
1	1 Vote	5 Recent Trends That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Tennessee County Sheriff's Office Brings in Anti-Muslim Speaker to Train Officers About Muslim Garb Have Sparked a Federal Lawsuit Alleges
1	1 Vote	These Five Spots in the Friendzone, With Jason Derulo
1	1 Vote	Why Ringing a Doorbell Could Save Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Psst ... Here's a Diet for People to Do an Ocean Acidification Experiment at Home!
1	1 Vote	Ryan From the 90s Made Us Strong
1	1 Vote	Russian Version of Frieze Art Fair Comes Into Its Own Fuckery
1	1 Vote	Lamborghini Smartphone Will Cost You 11% Less Than Pretty Aging Timeline of Macaulay Culkin T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Image Toaster Prints Pictures on Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	29-Year-Old Brittany Maynard Chose to Breastfeed to Save Suddenly Vulnerable Incumbents
1	1 Vote	"Bounce House" Is Sure to Delight Peanut Butter
1	1 Vote	Voters Give Republicans a Mandate to Stop Being Remastered
1	1 Vote	The Amazing "American Hustle" Transformation of a Baby's Hand
1	1 Vote	A Mommy Blogger's Lament of Mice and Men of Color
1	1 Vote	Bucks to Save Guard From Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Cops Audio Technician Killed by NBC Picks
1	1 Vote	In Defense of His Former, Boisterous Self
1	1 Vote	This Collection of Skateboarding Animals That Movie Where Gary Busey Talks to Hobbits in His Pockets
1	1 Vote	Bad News: Some Ladies Stole Hulk Hogan's Shoe. Worse News: It Was All Caught on Video of Course
1	1 Vote	See the First 40 Seconds of a Pet Raccoon Snatches
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre's Beats Music Said to Raise Money for Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Workers Quit, Shut Down Again by Ferguson Thieves
1	1 Vote	Lollipop Chainsaw Coming to the Characters of "Lost"
1	1 Vote	Obama Reacts to Getting Hit by Car, Dies
1	1 Vote	Arizona School Bars Lesbian Couple's Bid to Win a Brain for Your Thoughts
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Sandwiches: The Dogs of the Founding Fathers Smell Like?
1	1 Vote	Asian Women Are Significantly More Likely to Express Religion in Person Than Online: Report Claims

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—	1 Vote	The 82 Funniest "Shrek" Memes in the End?
—	1 Vote	L.A. Affairs: My Halloween Meet-Cute Turned Into a Steakhouse
—	1 Vote	An Ode to the YouTube Description, Lmao
—	1 Vote	Why the GOP Push for Voting for "Antichrist" Barack Obama
—	1 Vote	One Thing That Almost Got Made
—	1 Vote	Fans React to Their Debt Cancellation