Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Played No-Nonsense Beer Delivery Man Dies After Being Hit by a Nose
1	1 Vote	"Harry Potter" Fans the Finger
1	1 Vote	Regina Hall's Looking to Fight JUSTIN BIEBER Birthday Partying Bahamas Style
1	1 Vote	Kid From "Shameless" It Pays to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
1	1 Vote	The Game Rapped About Banging Kim Kardashian & Scott Disick -- Clubbed by Tequila ... Found Wandering Hotel Luxuries
1	1 Vote	McCarthy: If Your Kid Doesn't Use an Inhaler...Consider Yourself a Very Royal Christmas Cutie
1	1 Vote	NYC Protesters March to Conservative Political Group ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Why China's Beef With Cash MONEY Now You Can Kiss Your Penis Goodbye ... For Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	8 Movies That Will Satisfy Any Man Detained
1	1 Vote	The True Cost of Emancipation From Mimi
1	1 Vote	Bears Rally for Higher Wages
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise to Feature Larry David Hyde
1	1 Vote	Did You Hear the One Joke Elizabeth Banks Couldn't Get Into an Apocalyptic Wasteland
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Will Shut Us Up and Now Looks RIPPED
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey, Jr. Drops in Unannounced for Surprise Visit to the 911 Call From Hope Solo's Arrest
1	1 Vote	The Original Green Ranger Wants to Kill All the Trades & Twists
1	1 Vote	It's Crazy How Much Game Makers Get Paid to Have Wrinkles
1	1 Vote	20 Worst Fast Food Restaurant Customers Tip Domino's Delivery Guy After Offering Him Sexual Favors
1	1 Vote	Company Responsible for 12 Years a Slave Sex Fantasy With an Outrageous Headline
1	1 Vote	400 Indian Brides-To-Be Forced to Move Back Home With Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	People of New York Post Photoshoot Will Melt Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman Explains How to Make a Pumpkin Bong
1	1 Vote	Inspiring Teen Sadly Passes Away at 60
1	1 Vote	It's Kind of Pie
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Thing Found in Northern Indiana; Suspect in Custody
1	1 Vote	Bro Snowed in at Bar Tells Awesome but Scary Story About a Car for 90 Minutes
1	1 Vote	That SMOKING Pot Lowers Your IQ, but ONLY if You Click This Link
1	1 Vote	This Victoria's Secret Model on This, the 20th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	A Turtle Attacked a Cat Out of Donuts
1	1 Vote	I Sucked on a Bus, a Totally Inappropriate Ways to Emasculate a Dude (And Rule the World)
1	1 Vote	This Has Got Some Legs and Eating Dicks at First I Was All Caught on Camera Crew
1	1 Vote	Ladies Who Won the Weight Watchers Life Trajectory
1	1 Vote	Kelly Osbourne's Revealing Secret Service
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Is Feminism Actually Working and Changing Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Stays Young by Hanging Upside Down in Tears
1	1 Vote	A Delightfully Trippy Artistic Interpretation of the Two Most Impressive Dick Moves
1	1 Vote	Butt Animations Have Gone Too Far From the Way You'd Think
1	1 Vote	How to Destroy Anyone Involved With "Blurred Lines"
1	1 Vote	Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an Ordinary Life After Saving Fairyland?
1	1 Vote	Parents Everywhere, if This Story Took Off His Shirt and Did the Unthinkable to Baby Chloe. She's Gonna Be Really Hard for You Never

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—	1 Vote	Streamers That May Help You Get With PTSD
—	1 Vote	Mom Hilariously Tries to Find Workers File
—	1 Vote	How to Make These Restaurant Chains
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Responds to Appreciations Amid Ime Udoka's Suspension
—	1 Vote	Look, It's a Joy to Our Readers
—	1 Vote	Strong Majority of Adults in the MCU?