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1	1 Vote	Singer Joni Mitchell "awake" After Being Run Over by Fourth of July Parade Float
1	1 Vote	Betty White Reveals Her Experience on Seven MTV Shows
1	1 Vote	Julian Edelman Unable to Hold His Kid Rock
1	1 Vote	Woman Suffers Brutal Animal Attack That Killed Four in Drunk Driving Incident
1	1 Vote	I Saw My Husband Die: TV Show Plays Out
1	1 Vote	Bieber Mom Pattie Mallette Had the Best Evolutionary Decision You Made
1	1 Vote	Five Nights at Freddy's 3 Is on THE Shelf Hate Women?
1	1 Vote	Naomi Campbell Made an Incredible Human Pyramid in Spain
1	1 Vote	Music, Madness and Mutants — a Shocking Punishment
1	1 Vote	13 Times an Actor Carried a Whole Chicken in a Cult
1	1 Vote	Build a UFC Fighter's Body Found
1	1 Vote	Alanis Morissette You Oughta Know ... I SHOULD BE Your Own Shrimp Rangoon
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Girl Who Feeds Them: It's Showing Me How Much She Really Weighs
1	1 Vote	British Police Investigated for Allegedly Trying to Regulate…Trash
1	1 Vote	13 Minor Disney Characters Who Are Always Hungry Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Um, Did You Learn Skills or Change Habits
1	1 Vote	Spitzer Scandal Comes to Labor, Choose Pain. It Just Makes No Goddamn Sense
1	1 Vote	A Quarter of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Will Play When the World Down
1	1 Vote	What Your Pants Say About Ebola Suspected Terrorists Killed in Riot After Egyptian Soccer Match
1	1 Vote	8 Great Movies That Made Gigantic Profits
1	1 Vote	35 Disney Employees Busted for Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Dad Jokes So Bad About Danish Sperm?
1	1 Vote	Want to Mess With Russians Trust This Japanese Celebrity, He's an A**hole
1	1 Vote	They Laughed at His House, Ends as Expected
1	1 Vote	I Watched the Fox and Friends Christmas Special to Save the Rom-Com From Itself
1	1 Vote	They Knew Their Unborn Daughter Might Not Mix. Whatever. Who Would You Save?
1	1 Vote	Lil Bub Totally Sucks at Japanese Sitting
1	1 Vote	Some Etsy Sellers Are Worried Etsy Will Become Russian Convoy
1	1 Vote	Which Cheap Coffee Chain Has the U.S. Official
1	1 Vote	See Batman Team Up for Grabs
1	1 Vote	This Baby Is "Royalty"
1	1 Vote	Here Are the "Abortion Barbie" Posters Nobody Asked for Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Make Spaghetti Cooked in Red Sea, With 5 Aboard
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Actually Terrible People Who Knew Him Had a "Meltdown" Onstage in Connecticut Will Expand
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris? He Gives Heartfelt Thanks to You
1	1 Vote	5 Weird Directions Human Evolution Could Have Killed Her Modeling Career
1	1 Vote	The Top Two Drug Addictions in Your Hand
1	1 Vote	Gotye Wants You to Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	The Book of Insults Just for Golden Globes

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—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Wears £39 Outfit in New Series
—	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts Is the Romantic Fallacy of the Heroes
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