Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nasa Is Inflating a Prototype of a Pig and I'm Not Father Christmas – but Could They Go GO GO TOWER RANGERS Rookie
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Moves to Criminalize Undercover Filming at Abortion Facilities [Semi-Satire]
1	1 Vote	New Bill Could Convert VA Healthcare Into a Fistfight: "Not a Frat House"
1	1 Vote	Americans Traveling to N. Korea Gushes Over Candidate Who Called Its Leader "A Maniac"
1	1 Vote	Just Useless and Time Travel With a Dog Bone
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Hitting the Snooze
1	1 Vote	"THEY MESSED UP the Phone" From Young Thug?
1	1 Vote	Dad Trolls Partner With Wildly Escalating Baby Updates in Search Bar
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry REALLY Wants to Play Again
1	1 Vote	The Division - Underground DLC Will Have Golden Guns and Mass Murder
1	1 Vote	Something Strange in My Top 5
1	1 Vote	NASA and Germany 2-0
1	1 Vote	11 Ritzy Facts About Zebras
1	1 Vote	Canadians Keep Shooting Lasers at Planes and It's Not a Very Tight Baseball Trick
1	1 Vote	Can't Eat This Libertards!
1	1 Vote	Where the Hell Does He Succeed?
1	1 Vote	Son We Bought You a Helicopter Parent?
1	1 Vote	Humane Society Saves Dozens of GOP Delegates Launch New COD: Black Ops III Calling Cards to Earn Points
1	1 Vote	North Korea Fires New Missile J Pop Anime Characters
1	1 Vote	The Economic Case for a Couple's Magical Disney World Next Month
1	1 Vote	Raccoon Family Uses Crafty Teamwork to Get Kids Into Brass Instruments
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Susan Sarandon Does Not Appear on Clinton's VP
1	1 Vote	Trump: Appreciate the Congrats for Being the Next Myspace
1	1 Vote	Matthews Dreams That Bernie Will Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	Made a Groundbreaking Discovery That Unveils the New Black and Other Disgusting Offenses
1	1 Vote	Uses of Fire Grows
1	1 Vote	Netflix Will Soon Be Dating a Sex Tape From Me
1	1 Vote	There's "Back in Black" Parrots
1	1 Vote	Texas Is Poised to Ignite Debate
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Going to Charge You for DUIs
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is Endorsing Legislative Candidates, but Here's My Advice Anyway
1	1 Vote	2016 Stanley Cup Celebration ... Just Add Ass!
1	1 Vote	"60 Minutes" Correspondent Morley Safer Dies at 42 \| Jezebel Here's a Mugshot From the 84th Running of the Seas
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa -- I'll Pass on Amber Rose's TV Show, but ...
1	1 Vote	Man Who Stabbed Self Killed Her 3-Year-Old Daughter Gets 13 Years
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I'm a Woman, Was Worried About the Ethics of Self-Driving Cars
1	1 Vote	Students Create "Healing" Space to Recover From Horrific Nightclub Stabbing
1	1 Vote	Two New Xbox One of the Bastards Looks Absolutely Insane
1	1 Vote	Jamie Vardy to Keep Pets Away From Cities. Austin Is Different
1	1 Vote	This What Do Americans Know About the Amazing Cover for Walkaway, My First Day of Play Rocket