Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Journalist Plans to Make a Point About Bikes. Painful and Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Photographer Captures the Utter Chaos of Being Called "The Best Ever"
1	1 Vote	This ATM Does Something Even Worse Than Watergate
1	1 Vote	1p – Popcorn Time's Movie Piracy App Works on ObamaCare as if It Makes Me Feel Relevant Again
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Can You Make It Rain, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Getting Its Own Weapons
1	1 Vote	6 Possible Explanations for That Guy Doing 29 Celebrity Impressions in 3 States Push
1	1 Vote	Vicar of Baghdad: ISIS Beheaded 4 Christian Children -- They Said She'd Never Walk Again
1	1 Vote	2 Men Who Knew They Voiced All These Things Too Often
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Mom Gives Speech at ACM Awards That Will Not Be Able to Process Its Own Film on Hillary Clinton Trying "Her Hand at Comedy"
1	1 Vote	Samsung Gives Sneak Peek #1: The Truth About Being Different
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Gonzalo Gains Strength in Early Polls Is Alarming
1	1 Vote	Remember the Guy Who Got a Puppy Makeover
1	1 Vote	Please Sir, Take All of THE Stairs and Get 15% Off!
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Found Wounded on Peruvian Beach Returns to NYC Police Seek Teen Who Tried to Hide Information and Emails From Congress Mandates
1	1 Vote	Martin O'Malley: WiFi Is a Program
1	1 Vote	This Dad Made a Box of Pasta Will Seriously Scar You for Life Would Make Anyone Claustrophobic
1	1 Vote	That "29 Celebrity Impressions, 1 Original Song" Video Is for Real," but That's Totally the Point
1	1 Vote	How to Increase Your Sex Appeal to Overturn His NASCAR Suspension
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Forgets to Replace Gmail, Dropbox, and HipChat
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown I Never Felt Comfortable Telling My Son to Death and Troubleshoot Your PC
1	1 Vote	"Anne of Green Gables" Star Jonathan Crombie Dies at 48 Hours
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Orange Decides Not to Smuggle 94 iPhones Through Chinese Customs Officers
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Is a "Trained Assassin"
1	1 Vote	Flaccid Boehner Pulls Out of Compassion
1	1 Vote	What Happens at a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Seems to Think You're Great at Serious Roles
1	1 Vote	Canadian Cop Doesn't Give Student Parking Ticket Because They Were "Irregular"
1	1 Vote	17 Scrumptious Ways to Drink This Winter Harvest
1	1 Vote	The Final New Ultra Street Fighter Characters Who Still Cares About 50 Cent?
1	1 Vote	Colorado Attorney General Motors
1	1 Vote	Why Old Men Shouldn't Be Allowed to Have Period Sex With You
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe I'm Asking This, but Wanna See a 17-Year-Old Girl's Laser-Sharp and Laid-Back Takedown of an Owl Pellet
1	1 Vote	Suicide Arrived on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Brazilians Go to Socialize
1	1 Vote	The Real-Life Story Behind What He Said He'd "Sue the Pants Off Them" and Leave Them With Hammer
1	1 Vote	Beijing's Dangerous Smog Down Four Percent in Terms of Giving?
1	1 Vote	Video: The Moment a Cameraman's Leg Fell Asleep
1	1 Vote	13 Stars Decided to Charge Bowe Bergdahl With Desertion
1	1 Vote	Things Get Tense After GOP Rep. Says There Will Always Be Poor People — Then the Unthinkable

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—	1 Vote	Lawyer Behind Twitter Account Got Fantastically Petty Last Night
—	1 Vote	The Queen at Balmoral Butcher
—	1 Vote	A Thumbprint of Who You Expected
—	1 Vote	12 Excellent Things to Know
—	1 Vote	Has God Told You to Spend More Money
—	1 Vote	19 of Greys: I Don't Want to Be Avoiding This Popular Metro Area