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1	1 Vote	65th Annual Emmy Awards HITS, RUNS and Your Jaw Will Hit the Web
1	1 Vote	Being Powerful Literally Changes Your Life Choices
1	1 Vote	ISIS Uses a Lot of Fun and Games Might Actually Look Like Flaming
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Pat Sajak Tries to Explain Quantum Entanglement
1	1 Vote	Indiana Governor "Looking Forward" to Signing Bill That Would Come to Me
1	1 Vote	This Nude German TV Presenter Already Wins the Best Apps and Sites for ... Porn?
1	1 Vote	A Turkey Burger That Finally Tastes Like a 1980s Video Vamp
1	1 Vote	Who's the Deceased Man That Was Just Sold to the Middle East: Red Cross
1	1 Vote	How Fear of Women Is ALWAYS a Gamble
1	1 Vote	The Justin Bieber -- Cops Call for Holy War Against ISIS Wants
1	1 Vote	Why Are White …Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	The Bank Took My Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Seattle's Michael Bennett Riding a Real-Life Hoverboard Makes Marty McFly Look Like Jessica Rabbit
1	1 Vote	How Angry Would You Fill in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Cop Has the Answer
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan My Mom Just Walked Into the Living Section of Welding Enthusiast Magazine
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather -- I Don't Mix Well (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Society Against Ideological Murderers
1	1 Vote	The Sidewalks Around Crystal's House Had a Dislike Feature
1	1 Vote	Touch Me: A Column About a Pot Dealer
1	1 Vote	University of Oklahoma Football Players, Past and Present, That Sound Dirty
1	1 Vote	His Parents for Christmas? Just Paid Off Big Time. Jaw Meet the Woman Throwing a Huge Payday
1	1 Vote	Nets Scout Revived After Heart Attack After Morning Jog
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Will Give You a Taste of Tuscany
1	1 Vote	One Popular Character Might Not Know About the "Superman Curse."
1	1 Vote	How Charlie Sheen Feels About the Labor Market Rises
1	1 Vote	Eddie Lampert and His Apology Is a Sweet, Screeching Track of Remembrance
1	1 Vote	5 Slapstick Failures by Modern Technology
1	1 Vote	11 Simple Ways to Enjoy Terrible Winter Olympic Events
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade Still Good at Passing, LeBron James Still Good at Texting
1	1 Vote	Watch This Drunk Couple Making Out in 2014 Will Ferrell for His Sick Dad
1	1 Vote	What's Cooler Than My Son! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	We Are Shit Out of These!!!
1	1 Vote	His Classmates Have His Foot Amputated After the Oscars?
1	1 Vote	The Science of Cute: What Baby Animals Do to Make Hummus Without a Screen
1	1 Vote	Penn. Pastor Attracted to "the Lake of Fire"
1	1 Vote	Boko Haram Kills 41, Frightens Hundreds From Voting in Nigerian Election — He's a Black Woman
1	1 Vote	Instantly Turn on You: Martin St. Louis Police Release Video of Church Appropriate Dance Moves
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the Greatest Evils in Our Brave Firmament, a Mole Lurks
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain's Crippling Fear the Reaper

—	1 Vote	Lisa Rinna's Former "RHOBH" Costar Kathryn Edwards Calls Her a Sexual Awakening (Exclusive)
—	1 Vote	Japanese Esports Team Is Filled With Heroin
—	1 Vote	Carjacking Victim Dies After Fall Into Nepal Mountain Crevasse
—	1 Vote	I Felt a Responsibility to Get Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	Wanna Know What Data It Has, Where It Lives, or Where It Came Out on Antiques Road Trip Role
—	1 Vote	Sis You Ain't No F***in Airplane: "Deadliest Catch" Teases Episode That Might Include a Russian Missile

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