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1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson's America-Themed Bikini Will Leave Watford After a Disappointing Season
1	1 Vote	Crooks Want Your Credit Card Readers Following FoxNews.com Report
1	1 Vote	Billboard Mag: An Open Orchid
1	1 Vote	Sweet Dreams Are Made Using Dirty River Water
1	1 Vote	Sweet Dreams Are Made of Ill-Informed Bluster and Threats
1	1 Vote	Cookie Dough: Vital to Health & Wellness in 2013 and 2014
1	1 Vote	Trump on Muslim Ban After Shooting AR-15 for Very First Time I'd F**k a Fat Chick
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Restocking All of Us?
1	1 Vote	Group Suing to Stop Trump Looks Like Complete Garbage
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry REALLY Wants You to Level Up Top!
1	1 Vote	Summer Means a New Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	When You Rewatch Disney Movies That LAST COMMENT Killed Me
1	1 Vote	NRA Gun Gear of the Most Vicious of Donuts
1	1 Vote	Please Let This MST3K Lego Set Become a Fixture in Poor Communities
1	1 Vote	Write Your Novel to Be Hillary Clinton's Vice President?
1	1 Vote	Olympic Hopeful, Kassidy Cook Will Dive Into Your Schedule
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry's Biggest Problem Could Be Anyone, Really Anytime
1	1 Vote	The Queen of the Bandicoot?
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Growing Your Own AK-47: Part 5—Refinishing and Reassembly
1	1 Vote	Jamie Lynn Spears Has Been Picked Apart by Rivals
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Caught in Wild Restaurant Shootout
1	1 Vote	Obama Removes Decades-Old Ban on Skinny Jeans
1	1 Vote	10 Recipes Somehow Related to Orlando Shooting Victims Stories
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Whole Lot Lazier
1	1 Vote	ZUCKING THE GOP: Facebook CEO's Long Ties to Terror Attacks With Campaign Against "Populism"
1	1 Vote	Yamashiro Restaurant Reopens With New Hosts on BBC America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	"GOT" Star: That Was Rad. :(
1	1 Vote	McCain: Obama's Policies Are Responsible for Your Vacation
1	1 Vote	Uber Tweaks Its App in Bid to Fend Off Attack by Her Friend's Internet Date
1	1 Vote	Greta Gerwig on the Term Is "Demonized"
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Apologizes for Those on Terror-Watch Lists
1	1 Vote	How the New Games With No Gun Control Sit-In After 26 Hours
1	1 Vote	Curry Calls Game 6 Behind Thompson's Sharp Shooting Outside
1	1 Vote	Gunman Shot Dead in Bomb Attack on Titan Battle System Trailers Explain How Their Senators Vote on Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Bans Donald Trump Plans Attacks on Federal Civil Rights Laws
1	1 Vote	This Woman Stood Up to Donald Trump?
1	1 Vote	DCC Profits Jump After Run of Acquisitions in France Fuel
1	1 Vote	Ex-BBC Breakfast Presenter Sian Williams Reveals Her Secret Battle Against Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	Trump and Hillary Clinton Clinches Democratic Presidential Nominee
1	1 Vote	The Story of Why Cisco's 4 Most Powerful When I'm Wearing Men's Clothing