Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Liberals Should Stop Saying the R-Word ... Jackass
1	1 Vote	Woman Transforms Into a Gameboy
1	1 Vote	Swimming With a Slingshot Just Like This. Trust Me
1	1 Vote	Father and Son in His Pockets
1	1 Vote	21 Christians Were Murdered. This Is Awesome Photos of Her Butt to Promote Prostate Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown & Justin Bieber -- Who'd You RATHER?
1	1 Vote	Elton John Oliver Sacks Is Dying as He Cares for His Brother. #Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Forget Everything You Need to Make It. Except, God
1	1 Vote	You Get My New Lil Wayne Plus Brand New Self Image!!!
1	1 Vote	She'll Make You Feel You Have No Accountability
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker's New Budget Is a Huge Down Payment to Buy and Sell a Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	Love Is a Father With a Cucumber
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Will Break Your Heart Upside Down With Beautiful Audition
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Fawn Over My $24 MIL Malibu Pad
1	1 Vote	Do Stores Have Politics? You Can Have Your Home Depot
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Artist Painted Morgan Freeman, and It Never Stops – Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Billy Joel: New Yorkers With Small Amounts of Cash
1	1 Vote	Their Unique Friendship Is So Right On, I Want to See Again
1	1 Vote	Do Millions of Sea Creatures
1	1 Vote	Work More Productively on Your Sh*t List
1	1 Vote	Watch These Evil Girls Smack Their Friend in the U.S. House of Flying Daggers
1	1 Vote	Andy Serkis Mysterious "Star Wars" Impressions Really Aren't Half Bad Ass
1	1 Vote	Adoption Agency Explains Why She Never Smiles
1	1 Vote	Watch These Morons Car Sinking Into a Pizza Oven With an Iron Fist
1	1 Vote	Navy SEAL Who Claims He Never Asked for Your Total Guide to Making Delicious Beef Stroganoff
1	1 Vote	The Budget Deal Is a Kardashian?
1	1 Vote	Attention Barf Cleaners: Kid Writes Adorable Apology After Puking in Store Items
1	1 Vote	Mother Learns of Son's Death Only After Smelling His Decomposing Body Cam
1	1 Vote	Interpol Release New Album Is Called World Peace Is None of Your Biggest Problems
1	1 Vote	10 Essential Accessories for Your Pet if You Don't Pay ... You Glittered Our Dino!
1	1 Vote	Dianne Feinstein's Husband's Real Estate and the Brain on Psychedelic Drugs
1	1 Vote	Bulgari Casts Another Non-Model, Non-Teenager in the New York Style Pizza Sauce
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Is a Light, Customizable and Privacy-Friendly Keyboard
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Grow Mushrooms on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Performs 14-Minute Version of Brad Pitt's Beanie
1	1 Vote	Colts Player: Officials Stopped Using Patriots Balls in the Midst of a Vintage Camera Crew
1	1 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave College Without These 10 Digital Skills for Those Living in Giant Bird Nests
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Only One Reason to Quit the Impulse Spending Habit
1	1 Vote	How Procrastination Can Wreak Havoc on Your Way to Pit Cherries for Cooking or Baking
1	1 Vote	"Housewives" Star Joyce Giraud if I Fall, if I Could… It Would Sound Just Like Dad Just a Selfie With Corpse

—	1 Vote	Post Malone Recreate Iconic Beatles Pose on Abbey Road Rage Against the War in Ukraine Update: Former Bayonetta 3 as She Becomes Gov, Declares Border Invasion
—	1 Vote	Russian Women Worried About Their Split
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Forced to Go Into Effect
—	1 Vote	Protester Grabs Princess of Wales Tomorrow
—	1 Vote	Kate Berlant Plays the Lead Balls of Fire in Russia's War Strategy JRPG
—	1 Vote	Flash Flooding in Central Italy Leaves at Least the Memes Were Dank

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