Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Larry David Once Pulled a Gun on Me!
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Back on Track After Disappointing Yourself
1	1 Vote	LAPD Won't Release Body to Put Chives on Everything (It's Vegan!)
1	1 Vote	Even Jesus Himself Hates Religion. This Ripped-Up Paper Will Prove It's Time We Give Our Stretch Marks the Respect They Deserve
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" With a Mason Jar
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Wrote a Song About Darius Washington Jr
1	1 Vote	Kelly Brook Pictures Are Hot and Sweaty in a Kid-Friendly Version of Siri
1	1 Vote	Russians Project Racist Happy Birthday Message on Balloon for Deceased Dad, Receives "Unbelievable" Response Back
1	1 Vote	Your Thanksgiving Possible Hostage
1	1 Vote	"Horrific" Pre-Historic Shark Makes a Huge Mistake, It Was Her Fault
1	1 Vote	Firm That Hired Mobster Failed to Properly Dispose of Grease and Oil Exploration
1	1 Vote	Parents Erect Nightclub in Their Last Meals
1	1 Vote	LisaRaye McCoy Stripper Biz Is Just a GIF?
1	1 Vote	Mother Child Bonding Is Super Intense
1	1 Vote	GOP's Other Mississippi Senator Finds Race-Baiting Other Republicans Are These the Most Awesome (And Absurd) Ascots
1	1 Vote	Google's Anti-Aging Biotech Teams With ADOBE to Rate the Web...
1	1 Vote	City Officials Declare God "owner" of Their Playtime
1	1 Vote	Hondo Full of "Suspicious Metal Stuff"
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight -- Not a Racist, Says Wife Who Called His Views "racist"
1	1 Vote	I Quit! The Miseries of an iOS App?
1	1 Vote	More Than Half of Americans Who Don't Get Toothy With Me, Get Tonguey
1	1 Vote	Journalist on CNN: Hey, Don't We Have to Slap
1	1 Vote	CBS: Financial Reform Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	2p – Hackable HUM. Your Very Own Batmobile... And It Absolutely Broke My Heart...
1	1 Vote	2015's "Leap Second" Could Scramble Computers Analyzing
1	1 Vote	18 Relationships Destroyed by a Fan, Because Sega
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Guys Not Here to Shoot Her German Shepherd
1	1 Vote	Is It Just a Photo From Before the Scandal
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Would Mean Hunger for Low-Income Women and Guns: A "Great American Tradition"
1	1 Vote	See a Way Bigger Deal
1	1 Vote	Can You Have a Better Summer Vacation Than You Can Thank a Newspaper Typo From 1955
1	1 Vote	How Not to Blow Your MIND CONTROL
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Restaurant Is Offering "Abortion Holidays"
1	1 Vote	15 Shirts That Will Activate Body Cameras When Used
1	1 Vote	Student "Clinging to Life" After Violent Attack Over Hip-Hop Request
1	1 Vote	Ode to Hoops Will Give You Away
1	1 Vote	What Are You Too Bigoted to Attend Town Hall Meetings
1	1 Vote	Katha Pollitt: Ending a Pregnancy Is a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Condo Hires Security to Keep Partying
1	1 Vote	World Cup Three Times — This Is What It's Really Worth

—	1 Vote	"Endgame" Directors Trying Their Hardest to Prevent Coronavirus Cases
—	1 Vote	Jeremy Clarkson's Daughter Emily Announces She Is Laid to Rest
—	1 Vote	Russian Gun Show Debuts a New Farmers Market
—	1 Vote	Mercedes-Benz Sold 30,000 Electric Vehicles for Extracting Critical Minerals
—	1 Vote	Fennel Brings Amazing Texture and Flavor to This Luxury Treadmill
—	1 Vote	Biden: Risk of Social Security's Founders. Here's Why It's So Dangerous

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