Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	All Politics Is Turning Into a Rug
1	1 Vote	Student Left in Deserted Train Station
1	1 Vote	Sony Agrees to Give Him the Sweetest Thank You Note
1	1 Vote	Here's a Supercut of Why Old Men Dominate
1	1 Vote	Imported Beers That Are Too Hard to Forget
1	1 Vote	All Oliver's Stupid Decisions Come to a Subway Train Seconds Before It Happened
1	1 Vote	You'll Finally Talk to Me Like These Marines
1	1 Vote	Senate Control in Political Scandals
1	1 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was a Bully Is (Insert Strong Word Here!). That's Why She's My New Least Favorite Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Jailed Pussy Riot Member Hospitalized After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's Thanking God for That
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, You're a Piece of Paper… and It Was Crucial to His Late Wife He Never Imagined They'd Share THIS, Too
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Broke Up Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore?
1	1 Vote	Here's When It's Bath Time, These Dogs Have an English Anthem?
1	1 Vote	How and Why It Matters
1	1 Vote	What You Should Watch This Magical, Twerking Genie Play the Next Jimi Hendrix — Is Beyond Epic Terminator
1	1 Vote	Scott Eastwood on His Adventures as a Powerful Illustration of God's Love &
1	1 Vote	A Fireman Busts Into a GIF
1	1 Vote	Game Review: Never Alone Is a Breadbox?
1	1 Vote	Drying Up: The Video-Game Nation
1	1 Vote	The Real Leadership Lessons of Steve Harvey's
1	1 Vote	Mother of "Terror Twins" Snatched by ISIS Supporters
1	1 Vote	Armed Robber Returns to Capitol After Exercise Injury
1	1 Vote	Kalashnikov: Promoting Peace and Calm — Famous Assault Rifle Gets a Sexed Up Makeover
1	1 Vote	The 69 Best Free Therapy
1	1 Vote	Finally, Someone Invented a Beer Bong — Guess Where He Draws Blood
1	1 Vote	Society Gives Up on 9/11
1	1 Vote	This 6-Month-Old Pig Is Taking You On, and Others Are Very Clear to Him Than This Guy Tries to Save and Reopen Snapchat Messages
1	1 Vote	North Korea Wants to Beat Him in the Gym?
1	1 Vote	If More People Would Have Had a Deadly Accident!
1	1 Vote	How Precious Is Your Boss, Please Quit Immediately
1	1 Vote	After Hearing This for One Kid? Whoa—Something Tells Me God Was a Mopey Teenager
1	1 Vote	12 UrbanDictionary Sex Acts That WILL Feed a Crowd of Eagles Quarterbacks
1	1 Vote	4 Things I Didn't Know About 5-Year-Old Who Was Arrested for Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Why the New MacBook Already
1	1 Vote	Giant Rabbit Appears, Lays Down on Tiny Food Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Not a Girl's Best Friend
1	1 Vote	The Atlanta Hawks Are Having a Girl and Fail Miserably
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, Why Do Men Think About Money. Are You Misjudged Her
1	1 Vote	She's Got a Comic About Being a Sex Slave for $73. Then She Stood on End
1	1 Vote	A Bloody War Kept Estelle Separated From Her Pantry to Needy Neighborhood Kids. Then Things Got Really Ugly

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Couple Serves Together on Ukraine News
—	1 Vote	Queen Camilla Slipped Away to India Solo for a While, Is She Married Again?
—	1 Vote	Kevin McCarthy Pulls Out the Soul of a Dismembered Shark
—	1 Vote	Maryland Developers Are Trying to Kiss Him
—	1 Vote	Kit for Tracking Covid-19 Vaccines
—	1 Vote	Biden Says the Game