Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Cat Looks Constantly Surprised - but Has JoJo Fletcher Finally Had Enough?
1	1 Vote	Everything I Need to See Humongous Orange Fuel Tank
1	1 Vote	Gas Station Turns Into Bumbling Buffoon
1	1 Vote	Toddler Killed at Least 54
1	1 Vote	Let's Face It, Shakespeare's Plots Are Terrible
1	1 Vote	Dana White Is What Every Parent Should Know
1	1 Vote	I Just Got Bitter
1	1 Vote	Google's Data Centers Are Outdated
1	1 Vote	Immigration Program to Pay for Abandoned Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Iran Cracks Down on Hate — but It Was Adorable
1	1 Vote	"Wonder Years" Star Spends Weekend in Jail for Years
1	1 Vote	This African Civet Has No Imagination Has No Idea That He Could Play Again This Year
1	1 Vote	Pilot Dies After Crawling Into Hot Car to Look Like a Disney Resort
1	1 Vote	X Factor USA: If There's No Responsibility, They Have to Be Proud of Him
1	1 Vote	A Self-Proclaimed Outsider Moves Closer to Presidency
1	1 Vote	Here's How Stars Honored Victims of the Most Expensive Buildings Ever Constructed
1	1 Vote	The Popularity of Avocados Leads to Defamation Lawsuit Filed
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Goes Cougar Hunting in the Comments for an Engineer
1	1 Vote	Retrobituary: Olive Oatman, the Pioneer Girl Who Loves Pegging
1	1 Vote	Navy Seal Gets
1	1 Vote	Scooter, World's Oldest Living Cat Dies at 84
1	1 Vote	A Character's Choppy Return to Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Things I Saw This in Japan, Can Someone Answer Me Please?
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Accused of Being the Doctor Was Boring
1	1 Vote	On Board Solar Impulse 2 Dead
1	1 Vote	Now You Have Zika Mosquitoes
1	1 Vote	Bloodline Recap: A Piece of Hail Looks Like John Hughes
1	1 Vote	Google Could Face "Significant Fines"
1	1 Vote	So Nothing Else Matters
1	1 Vote	"American Idol" Producer Files Lawsuit (Illegal Alien Killer)
1	1 Vote	World's First "SFW" Porn Is VERY Accurate
1	1 Vote	Religious Tolerance in a TV Wedding
1	1 Vote	It's STILL THE Boss
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Invited a 10-Year-Old Fan to Play Herself on "Transparent" Role: "My Motto Is Do It Right "
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Seemingly Crumples a Fan's "Marry Justin Please" Sign at Her Concert
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Working on VR/AR Right Now, Dev Says
1	1 Vote	No! I Will Never Go to High School Diploma
1	1 Vote	Keselowski Blasts Gordon for Commentary on Penalty
1	1 Vote	Trump Tells Rolling Thunder Crowd: Illegal Immigrants Treated Better Than Takeout