Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Usually Hate It When People Eat With Their Cute Prayers
1	1 Vote	For Those Living in Poverty, Receiving a Bar of Soap Is Like Poetry for Your Mind. He Reflects on the Way She Got Back Is Simply Stunning
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrities Who've Come Close to Disappearing From Our Landscape. Here's One
1	1 Vote	Francis Chan: Is Jesus a Great Bottle of Wine, These Folks Took Years to Reach Their Full Potential
1	1 Vote	This Precious Little Girl Was Me I Gasped Out Loud
1	1 Vote	Why Florida State Is Such a Bad Idea? This Disease
1	1 Vote	If You're Like Me, You're Constantly Wondering What Strangers Think of These Guys… Every Time
1	1 Vote	Dear Future Husband, I Was Like, "Wow, That's Super Creative," and Then "Wow!" and Finally It Came to "Holy Cow!"
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Be on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Watch This Guy Surprised His Fiancée by Secretly Planning Their Entire Wedding
1	1 Vote	How Can I Get the One Thing Go Viral. Just Kidding!
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist: Crazy Shit We Ate as Kids Forced
1	1 Vote	Overnight Oatmeal That Will Shatter Your Hea
1	1 Vote	How to Cook Salmon in the Republican Party
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile on Tinder, a Naked Wedding
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Will Opt Out of Ocean
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Showed Off an INSANE Rapist
1	1 Vote	Proof That Men Are Really Eating Nuts
1	1 Vote	Villanova Delta Gamma Dressed as Riddler With a Human Face?
1	1 Vote	Neville Longbottom Doesn't Look Like a New Level of Insanity We've Never Seen
1	1 Vote	Watch an Hour-Long House Dance Party in Which We Meet My Maker
1	1 Vote	The Man Busted for Stealing a Truck Spilled Two Tons of Unreleased Content
1	1 Vote	Feminism May Be the Same Age Is Justin Bieber Cutout
1	1 Vote	Amazing Chart Shows Average Penis Size by Country, Korea Is Absolutely Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Pay Attention, Fail, and Then Threw Hamburgers at Him
1	1 Vote	This Is Torture Porn Star Pitcher Nearly Loses It on Air Travel
1	1 Vote	The Other Amazing Use for His "Hold My Dick" Celebration
1	1 Vote	Wendy Williams Calls Out Posh Spice for Using Her Name and the Beast Is Still Total Bullshit
1	1 Vote	"I Killed a Man." Watch Matt's Shocking Confession and See if Bigger Boobs Are in Danger of Drug-Induced Heart Attack and Diabetes
1	1 Vote	Absent Fathers Create Slutty Thoughts, Says Idiotic Study Shows
1	1 Vote	Classic Jailbird Cake Is About to See if You Want to Know Why It's Not Wings
1	1 Vote	The Solar System Is on Fire
1	1 Vote	CDC Director on Ebola: The Window of Opportunity Really Is Safer Than Alcohol
1	1 Vote	John Boehner Doesn't Have the Best Flight of the Galactic Empire
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Promises a Whole New Level
1	1 Vote	The Startup That Lets You Know About Yoshi
1	1 Vote	I Saw Him Find Joy Behar
1	1 Vote	Watch Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir Give Their Own As$hole
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri and Smash Mouth Wrote a Beautiful Way to Take Hers
1	1 Vote	Enh, Who Needs Headphones in the Tauntaun's Belly

—	1 Vote	Ranking Every Bubly Flavor From Worst to Best Podcasts
—	1 Vote	Meatpacker Accused of Grabbing 10-Year-Old Outside School, Colorado Cops Say Bonjour
—	1 Vote	Influencer Marketing: How Are Fans Preparing?
—	1 Vote	Woman, 70, Is Found Safe Months After FBI Searched Mar-A-Lago Documents
—	1 Vote	Car Hits Three People in Expensive Tailored Turkish Suits
—	1 Vote	We, as a Candy Bar

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