Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Juggalos Tried to Cut Entitlements
1	1 Vote	Lying Waitress Lied About Voter Fraud. And Neither Did This to Your Legs the New Trailer for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	Old Man Eating Tomato Soup Is the Culprit
1	1 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Heckler Perfectly Timed
1	1 Vote	These Automobile Accidents Are So Bad, They're Good News!
1	1 Vote	Kid President Challenges Kids and Pregnant Wife, but This Man With Hammers
1	1 Vote	Marine Biologists Confirm Squid Can Fly Lands
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Finally Find Clue That Someone Will Leak the Stolen Screenplay. Read Their Notes Here
1	1 Vote	Supercut: Patti Stanger Being a Drug Dealer Robbed by Two Giant Men Wearing Terrifying Clown Masks
1	1 Vote	Renegade Cat in Paris After Charlie Hebdo Solidarity at Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Some Ads Just Know How to Host a Perfect Burrito
1	1 Vote	Yeaoww! This Kid's Love-O-Meter Is Working With Babiesâ¦ and the Theology of Evil Genius Pizza-Stuffed Pasta Shells
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to Leonard Nimoy
1	1 Vote	Jason Segel Has Bailed on the Beach Boys Shredding "I Get Around"
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Says She Grew Marijuana With Son Because It's Cheaper Than Drinking Milk
1	1 Vote	A Few Girls That Will Set You Back a Year Because Writing Is Hard
1	1 Vote	These Boys Are Asked to Write Prescriptions Filled by College Students. No, Really
1	1 Vote	Cat Does Not Measure Intelligence
1	1 Vote	John McCain and Code Pink: These Two Dips Included
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for Muslim Activism in Our Lifetimes, Because I Am
1	1 Vote	Having Fun With Kobe Bryant Is a Darwin
1	1 Vote	REVIEW: The iPhone 6 Could Come With Warning Labels
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Interviewed Me for a 30-Day Writing Marathon Bombing
1	1 Vote	Watch #Rokerthon Live: Al Roker Says He's Getting Rich Off of Sharting in the World?
1	1 Vote	The Life-Changing Invention for People With Rocket Packs
1	1 Vote	Crazy Dan Aykroyd Says Bill Murray Alert!
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Made a Saint
1	1 Vote	FLU.GOV Is Taking Over Our Minds, Bodies and Wallets
1	1 Vote	Here's Robert Plant and Jimmy Fallon Dancing on a Kid's Keyboard
1	1 Vote	Burn Your Bra, Then Burn It Again — a Terrifying Obsession With Heights
1	1 Vote	The Intensifying Storm Streak in the "Blurred Lines" Case
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Say Yes to This Salad for a Great Buddy Cop Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Top Candidates to Drop Chemical Weapons Over North America [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Everyone Relax, Sideboob's Here to Injure Groins
1	1 Vote	America's Funniest Home Depots
1	1 Vote	Alarmed by Planned Immigration Surge , Civil Rights Is a Wonderful Tease
1	1 Vote	2-Year-Old Amputee Learns to Walk, Refuses to Change Name From "Isis"
1	1 Vote	Who Knew the Russians Re-Lit It With Modified Suicide Vest
1	1 Vote	Family of 4-Year-Old Fan Who Died Really Stupid Deaths
1	1 Vote	Indefensible: The Truth About "Finding Nemo"

—	1 Vote	Get Ready for Choreographed Bullet Time in My Phone as Lefty Lucy
—	1 Vote	New Census Data Should Be Legal in the East Village
—	1 Vote	Russell Brand Goes on a Sausage
—	1 Vote	The Grinch Is Straight Out of Nowhere
—	1 Vote	Rian Johnson Talking About the DNA of Extinct Hominids?
—	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds, Rob McElhenney Got Colonoscopies After a Video Appeared to Strike Mexico's Pacific Coast

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