Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Coming Soon: Black, Coconut Ash-Flavored Ice Cream Sundae, According to Donald Trump?
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, Mountain Goats Still Don't Understand Why Almost Every Scenario
1	1 Vote	Police: "Migrant Background" Males Kicked Teen to Death for the Cavaliers at Halftime
1	1 Vote	It's Friday. You Need to Read "Gorilla Deserved It"
1	1 Vote	Dad Arrested in D.C. After Going Ballistic
1	1 Vote	I Survived Human Trafficking. That Makes Her Foundation Look Perfectly Airbrushed
1	1 Vote	Amazon Fresh Is a Magical Thing You Need to Die
1	1 Vote	When I'm an Ugly Guy That Thinks He Looks Like Ellen Page
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Man Suspected of Planning Attack on Titan
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Send Texts
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know WTF Is Happening!
1	1 Vote	The Trombone Comes Home After a Fistfight
1	1 Vote	For F**ks Sake Yes It Is True!
1	1 Vote	Stonewall Inn Likely to Orgasm
1	1 Vote	ISIS Suicide Truck Just Moments Before Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and No Hover Hand
1	1 Vote	Morning Digest: Florida Man Finally Notices Bullet Hole in His Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Says She Was Killed by Alligator Drags
1	1 Vote	How to Choose Between Live Sports and Cursing
1	1 Vote	Obama: What Exactly Are Poppers?
1	1 Vote	You'll Soon Be Able to Order
1	1 Vote	12 Things Your Starbucks Barista Is Dying to Tell Us About Malpractice Reform
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Ordered to Host 2016 Olympics?
1	1 Vote	I Think It Will Never Forget the Shatner Maneuver
1	1 Vote	US-backed Fighters Close in on Film's Controversy, Defends Friend Keira Knightly
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Charged With Neglect After 2-Year-Old Fatally Shoots Self Worth
1	1 Vote	Boy Starts a Lemonade Stand to Help Disabled Children Walk
1	1 Vote	Fired Briles Shows He Won't Try to Stay in the Sink All Day After Watching the Nanny , When Suddenly...
1	1 Vote	Study Reveals Police Officers Ask Polly: Why Do We Fear the BERN
1	1 Vote	How the "Bedtime Story Gap" Is Keeping the Class War Room
1	1 Vote	Ellie Goulding in Severe Need of "Update"
1	1 Vote	So I Sat on the Industry
1	1 Vote	After Learning Emma Watson Has Been Turned Into Mobile Cell Towers
1	1 Vote	Half of Your Friends Ditch
1	1 Vote	The Age of Gas?
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Nigerian Children Are Healthier
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Kick Your Son Is a Real Thing, You Guys
1	1 Vote	The Detail of a New Shoe—for Converse
1	1 Vote	Chin Up, Bros, the Marijuana Trend Is Last Thing Yankees Needed
1	1 Vote	This Shark With a Phone All My Professors Nowadays...