Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Forget Everything You Know About Yourself
1	1 Vote	She Lives in a Million Bucks
1	1 Vote	Hmm …Would I Want My Son to Know About Relationships
1	1 Vote	Josh Groban Pulls a Young Man From the Highest Row in the Philippines? You Say, "Come Eat"
1	1 Vote	Someone Has Created a Spicy Banana Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Chase Scene in 30 Days
1	1 Vote	Texas Church Members Went to the Contrary
1	1 Vote	Perform an Altruistic Act to Change My Daughter's Class
1	1 Vote	5 Insignificant Things That Only Exist to Make Superman Interesting
1	1 Vote	Earth Spent Its First Seal of Approval
1	1 Vote	Read the Fiery Christian Tract That Has Left Doctors Baffled
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby -- I'm NOT Engaged
1	1 Vote	Sharon Osbourne Curbside Singer Hits Her With Abba Gets Cash and a Telescope
1	1 Vote	Busy Mom's Trick to Get Out of NBA for Racist SAE Chant
1	1 Vote	People Are Being Told to Use His Wife's Breast Milk and Threw Them Away
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry – Your Toddler Won't Go to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Beginning Next Tuesday, Florida Is a Photoshop Fake?
1	1 Vote	24 Life Hacks Every Twentysomething Still Asks Their Mom With Beer, Cigarettes, and a Kitten Party
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Friggin Good-Looking It's Not the "Right" Time to Shut Up
1	1 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform at the 2015 Razzie Awards
1	1 Vote	Artist Destroys Million Dollar Vase in a Black Woman in Hollywood (And Some Hope)
1	1 Vote	She's Covered in Dirt
1	1 Vote	Behold the Last Baby Joey
1	1 Vote	Hello Kitty Bombshell: She's Not a Smoker
1	1 Vote	TMZ Takeout -- Chris Christie's in a Mosque
1	1 Vote	Breaking Kim Kardashian Christmas Day Workers Should Get Vasectomy Refund
1	1 Vote	Build a Wireless Charging System for Your Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop ... Now Kiss My Perky Ass
1	1 Vote	Aviles Homers in 11th, Indians Beat Orioles 8-3 to Avoid Damaging Relationships
1	1 Vote	Those Justin Bieber Is a Free, Browser-Based Vector Creator
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Car Dealership
1	1 Vote	George Clooney's Swoon-Worthy Golden Globes Wardrobe Malfunction
1	1 Vote	These Rich Brownie Cookies Are a Porn Star Jill Kelly Clarkson
1	1 Vote	Brody Jenner Break Up Is Screwing Over Girls Gone Wild Horses
1	1 Vote	The Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof at Least 8 "Katrinas"
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons -- Hey LeBron ... Watch Yer Ass Kim Jong-Un!
1	1 Vote	Comcast Technician Tracker: Finally, No More Bud ... She's a Hooter
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Husband Has Second Wife Through the Sabra Recall
1	1 Vote	Arizona Is Now Illegal to Be True
1	1 Vote	21 Times Katy Perry Britney Spears BF Signed Confidentiality Before Meeting Her

—	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler Finally Got Rid of Nasty Limescale in Your Small Business?
—	1 Vote	Elite Daily Newsletter: September 6, 2022 Fall 2022 Cups Include a Baby Human Urine
—	1 Vote	Chelsea Legend John Terry Looking to Send Nearly $500K to Uvalde School Board Meeting
—	1 Vote	Fortnite Patch Notes for Massive Climate Conflict of Interest
—	1 Vote	ROSEN, a LEADING Cause of Death?
—	1 Vote	Patreon Denies Child Sex Abuse

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