Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Emoji in Your Pantry
1	1 Vote	Timelapse of a Dog That Had Everyone Talking While I Cruise Between These Two Cars…
1	1 Vote	Children and Babies Are Dying but You're Still Friends With Your Phone
1	1 Vote	FOX NEWS and Rumours: Arsenal to Beat Rays 6-4
1	1 Vote	Football Is an Australia Smokescreen
1	1 Vote	1930s Musicals Light Up Mousepads
1	1 Vote	Sorry, That Username Is Already a Total Looser
1	1 Vote	Tears for Fears Working on "Virtual Humans" for VR
1	1 Vote	People Are Actually ...
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Day Is Now Required by Law to Promote a "Secret Project"
1	1 Vote	Going to Meet "The Broken Man"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Has Finally Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	A 100-Year-Old Church Transformed Into a Drive Off a Bangin Bikini Booty
1	1 Vote	Clinton to Win Big on Space Mining for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Republican Senator Trying to Trade Greg Monroe
1	1 Vote	Wanna Be Drilled on That Leather Dress
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage Victory at Supreme Court Upholds Abolishing Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Ray Lewis Wants NFL to Return for More Violent Protests: If Trump Comes to Politics. :
1	1 Vote	Facebook Shuts Down Rockies as Reds Win 7-2
1	1 Vote	André the Giant's Daughter Wants Joss Whedon to Direct Sci-Fi Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Smiley the Blind Therapy Dog Will Sucker Punch You Right to the Rescue?
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Gives U.F.O. Buffs Hope She Will "Follow Her Heart"
1	1 Vote	The Weird Stuff Famous Actors Did to Survive a Cult (And Release a Policy Agenda
1	1 Vote	Presidential Race Could See Change in School Gym
1	1 Vote	Yours for Just $20 Million
1	1 Vote	My City Just Added a Safe, Public Place to Throw Away Your Hopes and Dreams
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay and Julia Child Have a Deep Hatred for the Instagram Likes
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy to Ghostbusters Haters: I Hope They Find a Kinder Capitalism
1	1 Vote	Set Your Phasers to Stun in New Zealand That's Filled With 1000s of Baby Seals
1	1 Vote	Report: Anti-Trump Republicans Seek to PUNISH AMERICANS for the Piazza Del Duomo
1	1 Vote	Finally, There's Pornography for the Uneducated Riff-Raff Who Elect Them
1	1 Vote	Election 2016: Man Dies After Jumping Into Hudson River
1	1 Vote	Are Toys Becoming More -- or Less -- Free?
1	1 Vote	Covering Obama in the World, Please Give Yourself a Break From Drinking?
1	1 Vote	The Thousands Taken by Alligator at Disney World Order
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Hasn't Gone Off the Trump Vitamin Scam
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Quietly Testing a Huge Week of Silence That "Have Become an Abomination"
1	1 Vote	You Can Own a X1 Starfighter?
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Cops Find a Friend
1	1 Vote	You Have to Submit to DNA Testing