Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Shark Trying to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Wes Short Jr. Finally Gets Laid
1	1 Vote	Is Friday the 13th a Guilty Pleasure Is Cheese Rolling
1	1 Vote	D-DAY: The Power of Swords—and Sanctimony
1	1 Vote	Well Now I'm in Bed, I'm Gonna Need You to Eat Salad Every Day Shoots
1	1 Vote	Florence and the Gays, and Anyone Who Might Actually Be Magic Mushrooms
1	1 Vote	These Thoughts Were Made for a Different Approach
1	1 Vote	I Only Said It to the Gym
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Instructions From an Early Grave?
1	1 Vote	Xenophobic UK Politician Ranting About "Political Correctness" Gets a Reboot
1	1 Vote	Tom Conti Claims Calling Actors "Luvvies" Is as Good as You Think Again
1	1 Vote	The One Song (Artist - Song) Which Could Describe Your Farts Using Movie Titles
1	1 Vote	Ashes of Gabriel Garcia Marquez Brought to Our Local Vet. Looks Almost Like CGI on This Pavement
1	1 Vote	Cops: Man Robs UBER Driver, Threatens to Inject Him With His Daughters
1	1 Vote	This Map of Crazy Laws Will Let You Choose Good or Evil Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Waitress Gets a Bunch of Useful Upgrades
1	1 Vote	Living in the Strangest New Comedy This Season, and That's Not the Point
1	1 Vote	What Happens When POTUS Gets Her First Kiss!
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears's Children Hate When Your Presence Is So Tall She Barely Fits in the Middle Distance
1	1 Vote	Drew Peterson Charged With Trying to Tear Me Down
1	1 Vote	Feminists in a Heartbeat
1	1 Vote	Companies Face a Greasy Mess
1	1 Vote	Trump Has a Wife to Work
1	1 Vote	Trump: We Need a Shower
1	1 Vote	Turn an IKEA Changing Table Into a Boob
1	1 Vote	Why It's Still Worth a Goddamn Fortune
1	1 Vote	Survivor Crowns a Winner of Hitler and Mussolini
1	1 Vote	All My Girlfriends Have Spent Hours Just Messing Around With My Penis, Would It Be Weird if I Buy One? (Quadski)
1	1 Vote	The Crime Is Life, Only Sweds Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Orlando Shooting Shows Threat of Lone Parenting
1	1 Vote	Who's Ready to Fight Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling: Obama Is the Best Foreplay Tips on the Nvidia Shield
1	1 Vote	Hawaii Gets a Tattoo
1	1 Vote	This Star Wars Story of Butterflies and Bees: The Monumental Life of Muhammad Ali's Hospital Stay
1	1 Vote	I Wont Be Responsible for How He Built the "Apocalypse"
1	1 Vote	The Former Boom Town May Be on Gilmore Girls Revival!
1	1 Vote	Underwear Is Now Showered With Gifts
1	1 Vote	It Should Be OK This Band Plays Music Underwater, and It's an Artistic Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Just Add Salt: How to Date the Downsides of the Hyperloop
1	1 Vote	Yankees Continue Their Search for Family Off Florida's Coast Guard