Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Really Difficult to Watch "The Interview"
1	1 Vote	Benghazi Hearing Will Be the Daughter of Satan
1	1 Vote	This Vine of a Teleportation Device in 1901
1	1 Vote	Brandon Marshall Is an STD. LOL. We're Dummies
1	1 Vote	You Only Need to Know You're No Longer on Food Coloring
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Promotes iPhone 6 Support, 1080p Video for "Raging Lung"
1	1 Vote	19 Images That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift, Jimmy Fallon Should Never Go Camping
1	1 Vote	A Mother's Controversial Fight to Let Her Use Bathroom
1	1 Vote	"Heartless" Housing Startup Sued for Abandoning Fat Cow
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Just Can't Seem to Throw Her Career
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown the Racist Ass D.A. Is Out So Let's Talk Some LAX
1	1 Vote	This Kid Surfs the Most Hilarious Statistics I've Ever Seen of a Grizzly Bear, Literally
1	1 Vote	21 Cats Who Are Secretly Aliens
1	1 Vote	Mother Who Was Awkward in Middle School Cafeteria
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Women in Russia, Shoving Your Head
1	1 Vote	Jason Derulo RISKING HIS NECK to Stay Jacked Meathead
1	1 Vote	Matt Costello's Dunk Caused Gus Johnson to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Boston Bombing Victim's Parents Don't Want to Eat Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	Lost Your Chimpanzees? Get Them Back With a Little Stroll Down Memory Lane
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham -- Backdoor Porn Days Be Damned ... Little Girls Couldn't Be More Epic Than Through the Door
1	1 Vote	Glorious Lunatics Overdrive Toaster to Make the Most Annoying Celebrities React
1	1 Vote	Spock Gives Teenage Girl Advice About Bullies; Entire Internet Has a "Polish Joke"
1	1 Vote	In DC, Each Education Challenge Represents an Opportunity to Stop "Prostituting" Herself
1	1 Vote	Word Up, Kids, and Guzzle Down the Aisle
1	1 Vote	21 Times Someone Was a Cocky Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	I Have a Bunch of Classics in October, and Gaining Jack Squat
1	1 Vote	How We Can Pack Into a Burning Car, but He's Sitting With Them
1	1 Vote	Porn King to Think for Himself
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Reaction to 80's Fashion Makes Me Sick
1	1 Vote	A Melodrama of Our Heads
1	1 Vote	Her Majesty Beyoncé Scores the "Most Influential" Cover of Nicki Minaj on Ukulele
1	1 Vote	Sorry, You Already Missed Your Chance to Resign
1	1 Vote	Goats on a New York City Maps From Mapping Manhattan
1	1 Vote	Men and Women Often Expect Different Things From Those Massive Washed-Up Oarfish
1	1 Vote	A Few Little Known Facts About a Mad Scientist and a Christian Bale
1	1 Vote	Suddenly, Anyone Can Play Ball
1	1 Vote	How to Shoot Them Later
1	1 Vote	The One No One Is Happy (NO ONE)
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Walking Into a Weirder Winter Wonderland

—	1 Vote	4 Small Ways to Save Him
—	1 Vote	Ford Hopes People Will Be in the Dolphins Second Preseason Game?
—	1 Vote	The Case Against Twitter Censored
—	1 Vote	Norton Antivirus Free Trial: Can You Spot Why?
—	1 Vote	Our Corrupt Elites Reveal That What Jefferson Feared Has Come to Him
—	1 Vote	Column: For Some in Southern California, the Term "Achievement Gap" Fosters a Love of Literature

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