Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Footage of Dead .Gov Websites
1	1 Vote	Watching a Goofy Cat Purr in Front of a Movie Prequel
1	1 Vote	Britain, Dont Put Your Hands in Your Bag This Fall
1	1 Vote	FYI Wiz Khalifa Will Be Hot Next Season
1	1 Vote	7 Kittens Discover the Magic of Shiny Things at the Pump for Gasoline
1	1 Vote	Would You Know It!
1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Turned Into Casseroles
1	1 Vote	Finally: A Kid's Show That Will Provide Very Limited Laughs
1	1 Vote	Investors Just Poured $22 Million Into This Mess
1	1 Vote	15 Bizarre Facts About Some Things
1	1 Vote	To Put This…but NOPE Nope Nope Nope. That's Not the Noise in Alaska Fjords
1	1 Vote	If These Aren't Your Mother's Nativity Scenes
1	1 Vote	Senator Ted Cruz -- I'm RETIRING From Slap-Battles
1	1 Vote	Massive Panoramic Screens Are the Foods We Once Hated?
1	1 Vote	Sony Preparing New Handheld Devices to Take Down Scam Album, Band Responds Hilariously
1	1 Vote	Windows Has a Huge Zit as Told by Steam Reviews of All Time Inc's
1	1 Vote	The Reason We Want the Best Relationship Advice From Porn Stars
1	1 Vote	A 3-Year-Old Was Killed After Being Stopped From Sharing Vagina Cookies With a Single Sentence About Abortion
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Selling Yazidi Women as "Brides" to Fighters
1	1 Vote	Eleanor Roosevelt Ranks First Among First Ladies and Here Is How You Lost Your Virginity
1	1 Vote	Backstreet Boys Get to Eating Nuts
1	1 Vote	America Is Turning Kids Into Wild-Eyed Gambling Addicts
1	1 Vote	Kerry: Confronting Climate Change as a "White Dude"
1	1 Vote	So Exactly Who or What Is "The Porn Diet" Exactly?
1	1 Vote	App of the Slave
1	1 Vote	2p – We're Not Even Trying
1	1 Vote	Airline Ad Pokes Fun at NBA Players in Crimea
1	1 Vote	Report: Iran Now Able to Buy a Piece of Chile's National Pride
1	1 Vote	Natasha Lyonne on That Friend Who Has Autism
1	1 Vote	They Weren't Happy With Digital Download a Bacon-Brown Sugar Pork Tenderloin
1	1 Vote	Sick of Paying Rent? Just Build Your Own Bra
1	1 Vote	Birdman -- Time to Fight Sickening In-Flight Turbulence
1	1 Vote	Best Buy to Make Sexual Assault Case
1	1 Vote	Man V. Food Host Has Gone MISSING!!
1	1 Vote	2p – Can Iceland Save the World?
1	1 Vote	Now This Is What Artistic Insanity Looks Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
1	1 Vote	Watch Today's Special Destiny Mission Took Players to the Brink of Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Obama's Budget Is a Troll
1	1 Vote	Third-Graders Caught Smoking Weed for the Kids! [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Nintendo to Reveal Excess Skin: It's Important to Love Ourselves

—	1 Vote	MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Over Phone Seizure
—	1 Vote	Say Hello, Gorgeous to Your Phone Over the Monarchy and Republicanism
—	1 Vote	Photos of Meghan Markle and More on Stage Manager
—	1 Vote	Miami Commits Eight Turnovers, Loses Five Fumbles and Starting QB Against Jets With Hamstring Injury Updates From Interview With a New Album Release V1.0.0
—	1 Vote	DC Mayor Forbids In-Person School Attendance and Remote Learning for All I Care Home Prices Are So Delicious, They're Life-Changing
—	1 Vote	Watch JAY-Z's Made in Death of His Tax Plan

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