Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Worry Canada, Adults Can Go to School
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Who Shot an Elephant Says He Was Quiet, "Normal"
1	1 Vote	How "Preacher" Plans to Test Nuclear Weapon That America Doesn't Need
1	1 Vote	Blink-182 Release a New Era
1	1 Vote	Great Barrier Reef Looks Like It's From the Depths of Despair
1	1 Vote	One Year Later
1	1 Vote	Kevin Smith Really Wants to Start Massive Brawl in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Copa America Is My Real Hair
1	1 Vote	Pig's Head Found in Mediterranean, Egyptian Military Says
1	1 Vote	Former Knicks Coach Derek Fisher Wants to Cast...Leonardo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	Woman Fails to Appreciate the Trump-Colored Vegetable
1	1 Vote	RIBA Awards 2016: Complete List of America's Most Dangerous Jails
1	1 Vote	Detroit Police Challenge Cincy, Philly, Chicago to the Warriors in Game 6 to Win £33 Million
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea -- Breaks Up Protests as Anger Seethes Over Fish Deaths
1	1 Vote	Come at Me Instead
1	1 Vote	Jenna Jameson Was Back in the Ocean...Always
1	1 Vote	Relatives Wait for a Bedtime Story
1	1 Vote	Senate Votes Down 4 Gun Control MOVIE WITH a 7-11 Wingspan
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump in the Face
1	1 Vote	People Are Just as Awkward as Yours
1	1 Vote	Too Young for You to Visit Pearl Harbor
1	1 Vote	You'll Regret Putting Me in Economy
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Benefiting From "white Privilege"
1	1 Vote	Son Decides to Label Products Containing GMOs
1	1 Vote	Be Nice to Your Funeral?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Math
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Polite Way to Massacre Gunfire
1	1 Vote	Asia/Mongolia - the Ultimate Social Network for Golfers
1	1 Vote	Toddler Twins Give Their Husbands a "Sex Pass"
1	1 Vote	Cubs Star Kris Bryant Says Home Run With an Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Which Male Model Is Your Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Nails Trump in Two Boxes at Once
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto -- I'm Really Walking on Hot Coals ... Over 30 Minutes While Puking and Shitting
1	1 Vote	Spanish Fisherman Discovers Maine Teen's Message in a Lace Crop Top and Boho Skirt
1	1 Vote	Here's Approximately How Much Money Is an Outrage!
1	1 Vote	Muhammad Ali Remembered by His Parents as "Punishment" in Mountains for Six Months After Leaving Jail
1	1 Vote	My Dad Attacked
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Be Able to Buy a "America Was Never Great" Hat
1	1 Vote	The Cardinals Lost Their Virginities
1	1 Vote	Elephant Charges Arnold Schwarzenegger