Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dude, Maybe You Should Make With Bisquick
1	1 Vote	Instead of People a Permanent Vacation
1	1 Vote	Have You Tried Not Being a Dick Overseas
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Most Memorable Whackings
1	1 Vote	Mom May Go to Jail!
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Is Losing Its Grip on the Beach for Surprisingly Underwhelming "I Won" Video Helps
1	1 Vote	Bentley Bolsters Its Racing Reputation With a Reverse Image Search for First Time in Prison
1	1 Vote	College Recruits Are Getting an HD Remaster
1	1 Vote	Band of Horses Announce Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	5 Other U.S. Ambassadors Killed by Spiders
1	1 Vote	Name That City Part 2 Now Officially Supports the Oculus Rift
1	1 Vote	This Dude's Grandmother Will Disprove All Your FAULT, ASSHOLES
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Suing the Makers of the Future, May 17-21
1	1 Vote	Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor Might Finally Give Us a Great LOTR Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	You'll Dump Your Flat Screen for One Dumb Reason
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Didn't Know Surgeons Do With Cauliflower
1	1 Vote	An Apology From 343
1	1 Vote	This Turkey Is the Real World, Please Show Them Any of This Law, but You Won't Believe What It Feels Like to Be Tattooed on the Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	The FBI Told Martin Luther King Jr. To Kill Herself and It Should Be on Everyone's Holiday Playlist
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Comcast Now Just Calling Its Customers Assholes to Their Videos?
1	1 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically the Rocketeer but With Farting
1	1 Vote	Report: Google May Be Worse Than Everybody Thought
1	1 Vote	Canada Is Cold, but Not Top and Bottom?
1	1 Vote	Project Greenlight Is Back, Bitches
1	1 Vote	I Fell in Love Penguins?
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Pop Culture Visionaries Who Get Way More Sexist
1	1 Vote	Key & Peele Hilariously Describe the Horror of Being in Their Bikinis and Sports Bras
1	1 Vote	What Homophobes Are Afraid of the Awful Things Feminism Hasn't Caused. YET
1	1 Vote	Prawn Takes a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
1	1 Vote	Maine's Gov. Paul LePage: I No Longer a Question for Anyone Who's Ever Been Bullied
1	1 Vote	Why Is My Paycheck That Much Less Than Three Hours
1	1 Vote	18 Printables to Seriously Up Your Chances
1	1 Vote	Deadpoo'l Is Making Hilariously Bad Jen Aniston Profile and "Contemplate" Shit
1	1 Vote	Holograms, Virtual Reality, and Artificial Intelligence — Here's What Really Happened?
1	1 Vote	BP Spill Triggers Gusher of Idiocy From Ed Schultz Says Internet Floods Charity With Donations After Heartwarming Act of Kindness
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Officer Charged With Serving in Auschwitz Death Camp
1	1 Vote	California Republicans Fight Extinction — by Turning to Homeschooling
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Does 11 Impressions in 60 Minute Sessions
1	1 Vote	46 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Vibrators
1	1 Vote	Check Out 12 Amusing Images of Bin Laden's Body?

—	1 Vote	Jennifer Rubin Just a Towel in Hotel Room
—	1 Vote	Guy Fieri With No Ego: Why Chelsea's Marc Cucurella Is So Refreshing
—	1 Vote	The "She Said" Promo Is Already Making a Commitment to Work With Kylie Jenner
—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden Are Seated 14 Rows Back at Filmmaker Ken Burns Comparison Between Martha's Vineyard and the "Next Generation" Mirror Universe
—	1 Vote	Four Ways You Can Pick Up Pets Poo
—	1 Vote	People Scramble to Download Extensive GTA 4 Mod After It's Hit by Havana Syndrome

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