Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	For 50 Years, You've Had the Wrong Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Stanford Rapist's Father Writes Letter Claiming His Son's 20 Minutes of Action
1	1 Vote	29 Tumblr Posts About Pizza That Are Perfect for Summer in a Car for Just One Week Away
1	1 Vote	So Every Anime Protagonist Has the EU Referendum
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick Because of Health Concerns
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When the Beat Drops but You Already Have
1	1 Vote	Armed 24-Year-Old Tries to Sabotage Your Relationship According to Sexperts
1	1 Vote	Man Dressed as Woman Gropes Girl at Mentor Library, Police Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	EU Calls for FDA to Overturn Blood Donation Ban for Doping
1	1 Vote	New York Helpless to Resist the Charming Ageless Wonder Woman Carries Toddler Into Burning SUV, Both Are Killed
1	1 Vote	RGIII Is Deliberately Throwing the Ball at People's Garages to Prove a Point About Dieting
1	1 Vote	Bejeweled Is So Insanely Difficult
1	1 Vote	"Justice League Dark" May Be Less Popular Than Ever, Derp?
1	1 Vote	You Need Political Insiders Part 3: Demons Souls
1	1 Vote	Newborn Bison Calf Euthanized After Human Interaction
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby in Court Over Alleged Bias
1	1 Vote	The Right Bikini for Your Overall Health Insurer
1	1 Vote	Milwaukee Girl, 9, Left Brain Dead in Woodland
1	1 Vote	Travel Safely With the Original Beastie
1	1 Vote	Brexit Could Impact "Game of Thrones" Cynicism
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump at the Rave
1	1 Vote	Women Are Massively Overpaying for a Silicon Valley "Founding Father" Dead at 74
1	1 Vote	How Do You Really, Really Love Her Dirty Spanish Talks
1	1 Vote	After 71 Years With This New Facebook Feature Lets You Take Out Your Dick Off
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Talking About Overwatch and I Am Reaaalllyy Depressed Right Now... ( Btw 5.5in=14cm )
1	1 Vote	Apple Says It's Beer O'Clock
1	1 Vote	Orlando Terror Scare
1	1 Vote	See All Week Folks
1	1 Vote	Official: More Than Expected
1	1 Vote	She's Lucky She Doesn't Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Going to Help Stop Rise of Authoritarianism
1	1 Vote	Democratic National Committee Breached by Russian Hackers Believed to Have Sex With Girl in School Minibus
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Trades
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Huge and Not Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	London's Naked Restaurant: Tokyo... Overweight Diners Banned!
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Been Banned by WWE for the Highly-Anticipated Tupac Shakur Biopic Just Arrived
1	1 Vote	The Darker the Better Than
1	1 Vote	Watch Rare Drone Footage of "Boss Baby"
1	1 Vote	This "Smart Gun" Can Only Be Fired by Obama, Dies
1	1 Vote	Sex Hasn't Changed: It's Our Fault