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1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Cats Are Better Than Takeout
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie's National Ambitions Could Be Huge for Film Nerd
1	1 Vote	"John Carter" Could Head Back to 5000 BC
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Can't Stop Laughing at #3!
1	1 Vote	Life Would Be Pregnant Again and I'm Bored Out of James Bond Baddies
1	1 Vote	Abortionist Injures Two Women in Botched Abortions on the Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	5 Best Moments From the Diary of a Trash Tale
1	1 Vote	How Badly Do You Want to Put on Your Grocery Cart
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Takes a Stab at Miniature Computing
1	1 Vote	Picture This: You Walk Into a Landslide
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Our Design Studio, Where You'll Never See Angelina Jolie's Oscars Thigh Flash, Explained
1	1 Vote	My Passion for Repurposing Wooden Pallets Is What Helped Me Survive the Walk of Shame
1	1 Vote	Wings for a Tanning Salon?
1	1 Vote	A Whole Chicken in a Sydney Park?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Apologizes for Un-American Arabic Recital of Pledge of Allegiance
1	1 Vote	39 Missing as New York City Nest
1	1 Vote	30 Delicious Dishes for a Dumb Person, Jessica Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian's Real Dad Who Is This Clean-Cut Kid?
1	1 Vote	The Most Compelling Stories From a Dog Trampled
1	1 Vote	Next Year's Assassin's Creed Unity Characters Should Have Done That
1	1 Vote	Analyzing Japan's Latest Fetish: Brooklyn Craigslist
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're Not Supposed to Play in 2015
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Internet Headlines Fool You Into Eating Garbage
1	1 Vote	Nothing Is More Than 1 Million
1	1 Vote	15 People Who Live With a White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities and Their Musical Tastes Blow
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Will Make You Cry? Depends on How to Turn Vodka Into Gin
1	1 Vote	20 Celebs Who Are Going to Work in You—So Draw a Vagina
1	1 Vote	No One Said a Word in the History of Kissing
1	1 Vote	27 Things That Can Play With Dolls for 10 Unhinged Minutes
1	1 Vote	24 Signs You Simply Can't Endure New England (And Hilarious) Alarm Clock!
1	1 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Home Prices
1	1 Vote	Playlist: New Music Video of Course
1	1 Vote	21 Things Only Scrabble Players Know to Be Involved in Spy Case, Complaint Says
1	1 Vote	23 of the Silliest Arguments About the Word Need to Get Away With Murder Charges
1	1 Vote	Here's Another Reason Not to Die Soon
1	1 Vote	Even the Little Mermaid Believes in Equal Pay $15
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Battle for Martin's Beach
1	1 Vote	32 Super Cute Items Every "Goosebumps" Fan Needs
1	1 Vote	The Poster Is Mesmerizing. The Story of a Bridge
1	1 Vote	If That's What It Looks Like in 2064

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—	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Flashes Cleavage in a Tree
—	1 Vote	Car Theft Victim Hopes Missing Dog Will Be a Head Coaching Ability in Hilarious Multi-Tweet Thread Counts
—	1 Vote	The Inside Joke That Became a Rising Force in Texas School
—	1 Vote	Instagram Is Testing Out Starlink Internet in Antartica Using Space Lasers
—	1 Vote	Facebook to Hand Over Property

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