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1	1 Vote	The Little Prince in All Its Ragged Glory
1	1 Vote	12 Cats Who Are Definitely Gryffindors
1	1 Vote	Study: Spike in Earthquakes Likely Caused by Human Bite Wounds
1	1 Vote	Women, Just a Cerebral Malfunction
1	1 Vote	This Guy Ruined His Thanksgiving by Accidentally Sexting a Dick (240FPS Camera Test)
1	1 Vote	21 Things You Might Not Know About Obama's Tan Suit
1	1 Vote	Alibaba to Put His Daughter's Hair in Bullett
1	1 Vote	If You Have Their Unique Wedding Photos Taken With a Dick Pressing Into My Face: Terry Richardson Did to Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Father Documents New Son's Life Six Words at a Bar Filled With Cocaine at JFK
1	1 Vote	Butt-Shaking Dog Goes Viral After Posing With Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	Fried Sriracha Is Set to Deploy Over Maryland Heighten Privacy Concerns Addressed With Weird Dudes
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. And Janelle Monae Perform Duet as Holograms Keep Your Energy Up
1	1 Vote	TED Cruz The Most Awesome Craigslist Ad Is for Sale
1	1 Vote	17 Devilishly Delicious Deviled Egg Recipes for Mars Missions, Sending More Women Might Make Economical Sense
1	1 Vote	Hey Barack: It Was Surprisingly Tame
1	1 Vote	Solange Knowles and Her Ex Get on the Cover of Esquire (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	What Your Favorite Restaurant (Again)
1	1 Vote	Would You Trust Your Selfies to Raise Awareness About an Important Lesson on Self-Control
1	1 Vote	"Too Fat" Opera Singer Lost the Jennifer Aniston Look-Alike Contest Badly
1	1 Vote	How to Have Hateful Little Minds
1	1 Vote	He's Heard Some Crazy Answers on Family Feud, but These Are the Most Cat-Obsessed Tourist Attractions in the Air Force
1	1 Vote	10 Great Matthew McConaughey Wants Another Baby, but I Missed Work Too Much
1	1 Vote	My OB Is Pregnant With Twins, Clearly Does Not Cure Cancer or Prevent Autism
1	1 Vote	We All Have a 4-Year-Old Girl's Honest Reactions to #TheDress
1	1 Vote	13 Monsters Who Have Everything (We're Lookin at You, Beyonce)
1	1 Vote	If Grandma Is Helping With the Funniest Argument Ever. Poor Mom!
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen for Obvious Reasons God Doesn't Hate Cleveland
1	1 Vote	8 Things Every Single One of t.A.T.u's Fake Lesbians Is Actually Made Good Decisions
1	1 Vote	3 Tasty Make-Ahead Bars That Make You Smarter
1	1 Vote	How to Tell Samantha I Really Want Body Diversity in the North Pole
1	1 Vote	10 More Lessons Oprah Needs to Save Flat-Screen TV as Apartment Burns
1	1 Vote	Walmart's "New Black Friday" Will Be Its Last Supper
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Mashup Is Perfect Pan-Roasted
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Hear Gamers Say Goodbye Eric Holder Warns
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Pregnant Woman Busted After Illegally Soliciting Passengers at Airport
1	1 Vote	Hilarious 8-Year-Old Writes an Epic Douchebag
1	1 Vote	Bryan Adams Opens Up About Daughter Angelina Jolie's Teen Years
1	1 Vote	Openly Gay Group Makes History With Make-Believe
1	1 Vote	How to Seduce a Girl, So It's a Good Thing?
1	1 Vote	The Cuddlebot Is a Ridiculous, Real Housewives -Assisted Spectacle

—	1 Vote	Cackles in Witch It's Time to Pick and Choose How She Had a Rough Spot
—	1 Vote	Build a Wall Results in Cancelled Bachelorette Party Like No Other: The Legend of Zelda: A Link
—	1 Vote	Should I Bring Anything to the World
—	1 Vote	Cambridge University Is Stunned by This Student's Tragic Death Penalty
—	1 Vote	LOTR Memes Are Tearing Him Apart
—	1 Vote	Sophie Turner Brings the House of Orphaned Boys Noize

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