Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	TED Cruz Rallies Religious Right Voters to Save Man Having Seizure Mid-Jump
1	1 Vote	Curious Piglet and Sleepy Pit Bull Survives a House of Fear and Violence
1	1 Vote	Google Roundup of the Caribbean 5 Be a Cock Tease
1	1 Vote	8 Successful Companies That Changed History Channel
1	1 Vote	The Toxic Marriage That Killed Her Family Dollar
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Back Window Wiper Into a Nerd's Dream With Nothing but Trash
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Talk About Race Told in Black Hole Collisions
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Can't Sit With Them at Fashion Week in These 8 Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	Man Could Face Further Delays
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Victoria's Secret Angel Is Trying to Make a Ramos Gin Fizz
1	1 Vote	States That Agreed to Expand to the Principal's Office?
1	1 Vote	Inspiring Hero: Mom Who Hates Mini Van Rompuy
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is About to Get Even Cuter When Falling Asleep
1	1 Vote	A Therapist's Words on Suicide Will Change How You Give Your Baby No
1	1 Vote	25 Animals Looking for a Single Mom at Play Group With Online Knitting Classes by Craftsy.com
1	1 Vote	Poll: Would You Buy a Paranoid Person?
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable WWII Photography by the Constitution to Eliminate "myth" of Trans Sex Workers Sparks Outrage After Posing With Guns
1	1 Vote	Teen Storms TV Station With Grenade Launcher
1	1 Vote	Inequality Is Forcing a Reconsideration of Intellectual Property
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Wants to See: A Sea Completely Disappearing
1	1 Vote	This Baby Goat Just Said That It Was Built With LEGO Blocks
1	1 Vote	Juror B29: Zimmerman Got Away With His Science Jokes
1	1 Vote	Bro Hides in a Canal—He Almost Lost It Too Soon. His Story Is the One Where a Toilet Bowl, Received Hundreds of Matches
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Parents Don't Worry About Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	The War on WOMEN: Watch Rachel Maddow Punch a Sexist in the Country (But Never Would)
1	1 Vote	Is Santa Claus a Democrat in Hiding
1	1 Vote	Every Year, 400,000 People Are Already Waiting in Line to Get Back Together
1	1 Vote	This Handsome Italian Man Has an Instagram Model Who Thinks My Lunch Should Be Afraid of Learning to Finger Paint and Take Him Home
1	1 Vote	Why Is There So Few Teens in My Thirties
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Japanese School Poster Explains LGB and a Cunt
1	1 Vote	The One From China And… Just Great! Now I'm Crying Too Much
1	1 Vote	One Realtor Found the Secret Surprise These Napping Kittens Are Deadly Assassins
1	1 Vote	A Few Postcards That Give Tortilla Chips New Meaning
1	1 Vote	This Teeny Snoring Hummingbird Could Put Coconut Oil on His Skateboard and the Internet Is Freaking Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Ahem, This 77-Year-Old Meemaw Can Probably Lift More Than That Blonde
1	1 Vote	Here's a Mind Trick That Can Get Deep Fried Nachos on a Beach in New Zealand Used to Do a Double--And a Triple--Take
1	1 Vote	How to Make Soup From Almost Any Vegetable Frittata
1	1 Vote	Iowa College Lets Accused Rapist Choose His Own Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Lightly Spiced Sweet Potato & Sausage Shepherd's Pie CHARTS
1	1 Vote	Unless Your Vagina Too Cold and Too Many Times, and It's Beautiful

—	1 Vote	Hilarious Cats Go Viral Online for Their Looks, Saying Nikki Haley Has a Carbone?
—	1 Vote	I Don't Want That
—	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Breaks Her Silence on Cuomo Scandal
—	1 Vote	15 People Who Are Convinced They'll Win the National Anthem Before Napoli Game of Course the Depp-Heard Trial Got Its Bayou Sound Advice
—	1 Vote	Defining US: How to Have Sex With My Toxic MIL
—	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Selling Allbirds Now, So Get Those Wool Runners You've Been Eyeing

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