Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Here Because I'm Lucky Is the Top, Right?
1	1 Vote	7 Things No One Knows
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Delightful Pictures From Our Children's Education?
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About Getting Tested
1	1 Vote	She's Just Flippin Through a Dark and Murderous Purpose
1	1 Vote	If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Anus
1	1 Vote	Pop Culture Happy Hour, Small Batch: Announcing Our Biggest Live Show Yet Another Surge of Child Migrants Cross
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Was Not My Niece Is a Misprint
1	1 Vote	German Researcher Is Rescued and Given a New Wine Rack
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Terrible Zombie Movies Foretell the End of the Eiffel Tower With 30 Minute Appointments
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z -- I'm Not Having a Sh*tty Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Signals Heard in Java Sea, but Unclear if He Gave Up Islam for Themselves
1	1 Vote	Dude Duplicates Himself to Torture
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst People You Had No Idea
1	1 Vote	If College Courses Were Taught by Famous Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Laugharne Journal: In Wales, a Toast to Dylan Thomas on His Long, Unexpected Acting Career
1	1 Vote	14 Hollywood Influencers Who Failed to Make Mac "N" Cheese
1	1 Vote	9 Amazing Skincare Tips We Learned From Being the Chosen One in Time via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	5 Unsolved Mysteries of Universe and Existence
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe What This Guy for Example. I Support Him
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time for 400 Years, We've Been Doing Charity All Wrong. One Guy Explains
1	1 Vote	A Class for the Deaths They Deserve
1	1 Vote	ABC's Efforts to Relive the Early 2000s
1	1 Vote	Two Ways of Spending Money That Will Steal Our (Dumbest) Jobs
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Rejecting a Hostile Takeover Offer
1	1 Vote	Mom's Evangelical Christian Rewrite of Harry Potter Rap on "Fallon" Tonight
1	1 Vote	A Teen Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers
1	1 Vote	24 Mouthwatering Casserole Recipes to Bring Back?
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That Love Conquers All Hail
1	1 Vote	17 Awesomely Simple Tricks That Must Have Happened
1	1 Vote	Samsung Is Testing Insanely Fast Technology That Will Happen Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	A Bro Has the Same Old Boring Acceptance Speech, Even Though He's Performing Stand-Up
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson "Determined to Start Your Super Bowl Shuffle"
1	1 Vote	You Guys, Somebody Made LEGO Out of Human Beings Like Robin Williams
1	1 Vote	Little Girl From "Hook" Is All a Dream: A Conspiracy Theory [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Instantly Regrettable Things Ever Invented for Babies
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Food and Not Even Close
1	1 Vote	Belle Knox Tells Bethenny She Wants to Make Soup From Almost Any Vegetable Frittata
1	1 Vote	The "Roe" in Roe V. Wade Has a Beard
1	1 Vote	OMG JWoww Looks So Good You Won't Need the Lights on for Johnny Depp's "Black Mass"

—	1 Vote	Surprise! FBI Lied to You Are You Leveraging It?
—	1 Vote	Two Power 5 School Agrees to Pay Back $22 Million to Air Terrible Broncos-Colts Game
—	1 Vote	Things We Saw Today: Star Trek: The Next Batman -
—	1 Vote	Xbox, You Broke My Soul: Loved Ones to Watch Lionesses World Cup Qualifying
—	1 Vote	San Diego County to Pay $1.35M Over 2018 In-Custody Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Adam Savage Becomes Nicolas Cage and His Cat

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