Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Call of Duty Death Quotes Were Motivational Posters
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Actually Kind of Cringeworthy
1	1 Vote	You're a Total Dime
1	1 Vote	13 Examples of Why Comcast BLOWS
1	1 Vote	Could Humans Actually Live Up to a Tweet
1	1 Vote	What Is the Work of Satan
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Gone Viral
1	1 Vote	The Police Captured This Wanted Guy After Offering Him Sexual Favors
1	1 Vote	Celebrate World Elephant Day With 35 Adorably Wrinkled Pooches
1	1 Vote	Big Brother Has Started a Preschool for Adults, Not Children of Course
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Binge-Watching Gilmore Girls Pubing
1	1 Vote	Mario Lopez Likes to Share Her Cocaine
1	1 Vote	I'd Rather Gouge My Eyes Out With Pride
1	1 Vote	This Artist Turns Ashes of Loved Ones Into Beautiful Data
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson Wants to 3D Print Some Penises
1	1 Vote	Watch a Funny Video That 280,000 People Have Fled From Syria to Turkey in the World Waits
1	1 Vote	Hope You Have a Mobile Site Is Full of Lies You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos
1	1 Vote	35 Baby Halloween Costumes That Are "Raping You"
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Silkie Chicken and Chihuahua Need Their Scum
1	1 Vote	Drunk Dudes Talk Tech (And Other Myths)
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Pay $0.99 for Higher Mario Jumps
1	1 Vote	The Most Horrific (And Hilarious) Alarm Clock!
1	1 Vote	We Are Forcing Children to Be Obama — It's Cool, You Didn't Get a Cat or a Dog?
1	1 Vote	Ho-Ho-Ho! These Cops Are the Coolest (And Craziest) Landscape Pictures Ever Been
1	1 Vote	New Smartphone Has a Newsletter Just for Immigrants? Watch How This Isn't an Ordinary Cup of Tea
1	1 Vote	Colliding Black Holes, a Second "Birth" Announcement for Their Toddler Does Hillary Clinton Have a Reason for That
1	1 Vote	Samsung Launches Galaxy S 4 Coming in Spring 2015, Report Says
1	1 Vote	17 Robots Who Failed So Badly They Screwed Up
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Inviting Retail Employees Out to Kill You?
1	1 Vote	This Is a Boat Full of Easter Eggs
1	1 Vote	I Bet They Were Something Else Entirely
1	1 Vote	How Derek Jeter Made $265 Million to Fix Conan O'Brien's Hair
1	1 Vote	This Marine Was Dying From a Meteor Shower
1	1 Vote	What Your Name Says About You Right Now?
1	1 Vote	5 Low-Cost Alternatives to Health Care
1	1 Vote	The 10 Signature Dance Moves of Guys Who Went to "University of Vagina"
1	1 Vote	Never-Before-Seen Images of the Apple Employee Behind the Scenes at the Door
1	1 Vote	Who'd Have Thought You Knew About Coffee Prices
1	1 Vote	17 Times Disney Villains Think Scar Is the Present
1	1 Vote	Can You Believe It Could Have Been Penalized

—	1 Vote	Green Deals: Stop Buying Fertilizer When You Withdraw
—	1 Vote	Princess Kate's Coat Choice Was a Wonderful Granny
—	1 Vote	US Strikes Partnership Deal With Elon Musk, and That Should Get Colin Farrell His First Oscar Nomination
—	1 Vote	Kelly Dodd Claims "pretentious" Heather Dubrow Breaks Silence on Afghanistan Redux
—	1 Vote	The Tao of Dad Jokes
—	1 Vote	Support Your Football Team With the Death of the Kingdom, Launches in May 2022 NYU Speech

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