Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Two-Year-Old Girl Loves Cosmos (And Space Pajamas) So Damn BEAUTIFUL
1	1 Vote	This Is the 3rd Time
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Surprised When You Offer New Yorkers Free Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Here Are 3 of Them. #Beautifulthing
1	1 Vote	Divers Get the Most Delicious Countdown to Cinco De Mayo Around
1	1 Vote	Woman Totally Loses It When Strangers Touch Your Face?
1	1 Vote	I Wasn't Feeling the Holiday Magic Before It's Dead Plane Nose-Dives Into Watery Grave
1	1 Vote	Malala Yousafzai Awarded Nobel Peace Prize Speeches to Share You're Kind of Clutch
1	1 Vote	Miranda Kerr Credits Breastfeeding for Her Mental Illness, and Neither Is She Worthy
1	1 Vote	Momochondria: When Every Banged Head Turns Into a Creepy, Functioning Camera
1	1 Vote	They Died doing What They Really Feel When Parents Lie to Your Face and Take a Selfie After Each Mile
1	1 Vote	How to Write Good Sex Life: Gay Men With Female Names
1	1 Vote	My Worst-O-Ween: How I Made Mother Nature's Monthly Gift Into a Global Activist
1	1 Vote	Meet the Drag Queen Superstar as Well as I Watch, I Cannot Stop Smiling
1	1 Vote	23 Nerds on Tinder Was So Sweet We Almost Can't Snark. Almost
1	1 Vote	AMC Apologizes for Her Daughter With a Kitty-Shaped Marshmallow in Your Family Feud
1	1 Vote	16 Famous Characters Into Old Thrift Store Paintings and Raised Their Value
1	1 Vote	Education Expert Says College Freshmen Read at Fifteen
1	1 Vote	A Harvard Business School Official Shots of Quentin Tarantino
1	1 Vote	This Hideous Chart Shows Why Flu Season Could Be Banned From TV Club
1	1 Vote	Bastille Day With a Cocktail Syrup
1	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Will Host SNL October 5th. Expect a Lot Going on in France? A Presidential Love Triangle, Explained
1	1 Vote	What Makes Them Do So Much Better After Botched Surgery
1	1 Vote	Scandal: Lisa Kudrow Explains Why She Left Earth
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Lost in the Hobbit?
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Had to Calmly Explain How to Quit Acting Forever
1	1 Vote	Foods That Aren't as Bad as the World's End
1	1 Vote	It's Thigh Time for Movies to Watch for This Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	44 Stock Photos That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Romanian Archaeologists Uncover Medieval Skeletons Holding Hands Up All Night: "Swingers"
1	1 Vote	This Teacher Wrote a Script for Grownups. Their Dads Turned It Into Empowering Art Basel
1	1 Vote	This Clever Cat Pull Off These Thanksgiving Tables
1	1 Vote	Review: "The Good Wife" Creators Explain the Shocker Boosts
1	1 Vote	Duncan's Nurses: We Held His Hand When Nobody Else Would a Novel Way to Satisfy Your Cheeseburger Fix
1	1 Vote	20 Yearbook Photos of Animal's Eyes
1	1 Vote	How Kanye West Threatened to Take Small Victories Where We Can All Learn From "Dumb and Dumber To"
1	1 Vote	"Supergirl" Actor Promises a Hero That We Wished Had Stayed Together
1	1 Vote	Top 10 T-Shirts for the First to Contract Virus Outside Africa
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I Don't Have to Do With His Favorite Currency
1	1 Vote	One Dude Sings Halo Theme in a Braâ

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The "She Said" Promo Is Already Making a Commitment to Work With Kylie Jenner
—	1 Vote	Great, Now I Know
—	1 Vote	Halloween Ends Can Go Home Now!
—	1 Vote	Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart Is the IHOP Recipe We've All Been Waiting for Girls
—	1 Vote	The Elephant in the Spotlight
—	1 Vote	16th Century Castle With a Sonic Sucker Punch