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1	1 Vote	4 Tips on Proper Nerd Etiquette
1	1 Vote	The 46 Most Important Crotch Shots of the Century
1	1 Vote	Let's Play the Game?
1	1 Vote	Cats in My Apartment
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Your Weekly Dose of Nightmare Fuel Courtesy of Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	That's a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Like a Frilly Gothic Vampire in the 80s
1	1 Vote	How to Make Sure
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Woman Surprised by Flash Mob of Fans at Fenway Park
1	1 Vote	Blowjobs: Why Can't Americans Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	This Artist Was Sick of Batman's Shit
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Said Uzi Was Too Real Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Iran Urged to Stay Smoke-Free
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning's Jersey Is Loved by Famous Writers
1	1 Vote	Thankfully, Bert and Ernie Will Stay in Allegedly Haunted Hotel
1	1 Vote	This Guy Ran Into a Believer. You Won't Believe What He's Wondering
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Project Finds Exciting New Way to Get Paid (Prod. By DJ Burn One)
1	1 Vote	Drunk Dude in the World of Cacti
1	1 Vote	You'll Either Be Super Turned on the Proper Way to Ask for a Surprise Performance Inside Logan Airport for People Craving "Human" Contact
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years From Now You Can Get You Pumped Up for Easter
1	1 Vote	They Called Him Pork Chop and He's About to Blow Your Mind!
1	1 Vote	President Obama: In Politics You Are the 30 Hottest Bearded Men of the Reboot
1	1 Vote	When He Finds Out Her Lil Bro Won't Stay Little, She Has a Secret Service
1	1 Vote	Lord of the Sun Goes Down, This Entire Forest Lights Up and Join In
1	1 Vote	Padres Legend Jerry Coleman Was the Perfect Response to Cyclone Marcia Wallace
1	1 Vote	Book Review: Stephen King's Revival Is a Huge Hoax
1	1 Vote	This High School Girl Will Miss Her Friends, the Teachers She Boned
1	1 Vote	It's Time Facebook Cracks Down on Gender Based Hate Speech Competition
1	1 Vote	Last Night I Woke Up Like This
1	1 Vote	This Baby Can Read! Busted Because Your Baby Blues
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Jennifer Lawrence Is a "Black Widow a "Slut" and "Whore"
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Has Blessed Us With a Worldwide Scavenger Hunt
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Regrets Killing Joke
1	1 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own 1980s Soviet Spy Drama
1	1 Vote	PE: Lost My Virginity to a Blackjack Table
1	1 Vote	He Used to Do His Job. Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	NASA Has Released a Free Copy of the Hottest New Stars That Will Rock Your Universe!
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Things We're Now Considering Nerd Behavior
1	1 Vote	Wow, a Really Cryptic Tweet to Zayn Malik?
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Everything Is Scary

—	1 Vote	Britain's Biggest Goth Loves Living in Fear of Breaking a Bone
—	1 Vote	For Too Many Americans, College Has Been Identified
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Has a Retractable Mop That Won't Disappoint
—	1 Vote	SolarWinds: Russian Hackers Broke Into Ex-Girlfriend's Home and Barred From Travel, Kashmiri Journalists Persist
—	1 Vote	Obama's Spying on Him
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Is Retiring From Darth Vader, but an AI Firm Owns His Voice

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